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Though i did shove an avacado into my butt cheeks to take a photo when the pompous englishman told me that's not what they're for.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Dont you get even a little bit tired of being a gigantic fuckup and imploding your life a couple times a year, only to have to start back from square one older, more broke, more tired, more gay?
busted bisexual bradley b beniggers himself every time he imbibes a bubbly beverage on his boss’s buck
I'm actually a lot less gay than I used to be.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yeah, not the purpose of chaps…just as ramming an avocado up your ass is not the correct use for one either
Oh.
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Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.
I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.
They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.
He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay.
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fuck yeah I play with papers like a bitch doing oragami.
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but like i'll buy a cup of soup with a lid and shit and ask the people at the deli if they have a plastic spoon, while they're in the middle of something important to them, the guy will say "No we don't do that."
I say Okay drop the soup onto the floor infront of the deli and walk out.
could've been easier, now you can grab the mop and i'm going to the other supermarket.
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2023-08-04 at 2:23 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
oh, ok.
maybe in britain and the US thermostats work differently; the higher you set them, the colder they become.
british american engineering.
he's right, the higher a fridge's setting the colder it gets. It doesn't (usually, maybe his does but the normal ones everyone has doesn't) have a thermastat it'll just have 10 numbers
10 is coldest, 1 is warmest.
kinda like how if you put a fan on 3 it blows harder (like your mom) than if you have it at 1.
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i think it's you who doesn't understand they have a function outside of your pride celebrations.
YOu wear jeans and put chaps over them so you can walk through thickets of brush (Here it's not a rain forest with big ass leaves, it's generally pokey shit and everything is dusty, dry, and gonna stab you) so you put your jeans on (Normally jeans but I have worn them with shorts to hunt with (Not leather tho, mine were this hard light tan canvas cuz those black leather ones are retarded hot when you're walking through brush to kick up grouse/pheasants/quail shit like that. In America it's called "Upland Game" it's when former Vice PResident Dick CHeney shot his friend he didn't like "on accident" in the face from 20 yards away.
so you put the chaps on, remember how I said they were really hot and uncomfortable, if you need to wear them everyday your ass is gonna be a swamp, so they makee them assless so when you sit down you don't have leather between your ass, with your pants and your leather all resting on a horse,
not because it's gay but because it's comfortable, then some gay cowboys put them on and said fuck the pants I'm trying to get it in back there, and it became this huge gay thing
but no assless chaps are not any gayer than a jock strap (Which also has the ass exposed) and is worn by those doing atheletics (With pants over there and a nut cup to protect the cock) and like half the gay people I know.
I don't, for the record, wear or have ever tried assless chaps or a jock strap on in a gay setting.
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2023-08-03 at 3:01 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Whip into shape
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO WHIP OT WHIP IT GOOD
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2023-08-02 at 11:14 PM UTC
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I put on this new pair of white khakis i had in the bottom drawer
I washed them twice and never wore them but I been lazy on doing laundry
White pint strip shirt buttonup and a pair of white khakis, good lookin
i walk about four blocks to the store and look down and the pants got all these orange blood stains on them from when I got shot LOL
life be like that tho
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I'd be willing to do tear drops and triangles as well as Kermit the frog taking a shit while reading the newspaper.
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Vinny lives in the capital city of Mongolia and works for the plastic/ghetto/third world version of Ikea selling plastic patio furniture for people to complete their living room with.
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but i did spend february teaching him one nigger a day for all 28 days and I would google like "successful niggers" and I would find some guy towards the end that owned a business, I would make him read everything, and then tell me a couple sentences about it, then we could play video games and I would tell his mom he got some edumacation that day, and he was a drop out cuz kids at school called him a nigger (up north wisconsin is white and native american only) and i tried helping ihm by telling him to say "AT least my parents aren't related." when they made fun of him for being nigger (lots of incest)
n uh yea j penis aight i guess ,the nigger has an evil mean streak in him
one time (i had birds still) he said why don't they land on my hand like you and my mom
I said "You look like a moving fucking shadow." LOL
and he said oh ya
nigga was my amigo, we would go burglarize old factories (Not sure if it's burglary if they're closed for awhile) and get cool stuff to sell to buy weed, and then i found out he does meth and i was like wow j penis im so disappointed in you
He said i dont' do it alot
i said you got any
lol and we'd be playing vieo games and walking around for days, i taught him how to do a bunch of shit i shoudln't have
and when he was like 16 i met this tranny in the same town and moved out and stopped talking to him, leaving him with all of these bad ideas, and a couple of my plugs, and his mom just kinda gave up on him and i think it's fuckins weet that i fucked that kids life up because bgefore he was a bitch that people just shit on and hated himself and now he's a fucking gangster g J Penis all day!!!
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I probably consumed like a thousand dollars worth of beer, potato chips, and salsa (I dip the chips in hot salsa), then I also let all my friends steal beer and gave away free black and milds to anyone who ever regularly sold me weed, just toss a couple in the bag with whatever they bought, mis ring up beer 4 packs as a single beer, lady got food stamps and three kids with her so I ring up like 2 out of the 7 items and call it cool.
yeah I guess I did steal a little but I never stole cash and I never just walked off with merchandise, i just figured i'm sititng in this bullet proof cube in the middle of the night and if I want Doritos covered in Hot Sauce with a cold beer, that's part of the job.
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You do add a weird element to our community. At first I hated you, but then I got over it kinda, u aight wariat
I think you will die from stab wounds outside of a bar in Poland but that's just my opinion, i see it happening.
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Seeing this shit hurt my eyes, like a nose bleed.
Dreams turn into nightmares when the Mac squeeze.
I think I'm Pimp C but that's only if you ask me.
Now they momma huggin a tree
saying God could've taken me,
Boosie said my clique was supposed to be my crutch
ask me it's the clique that gets you in trouble
Still love all my boys if they right or wrong,
My boy shot his boy while he was on his phone
Now they want to investigate a phone,
I"m scared take me home
my momma say take it slow.
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Remember when Donald Trump proved to the Mexican voter base that he's down with the Mexicans and Mexicans love him, while being photographed with a taco salad bowl in the Qdoba restaurant in Trump Tower and people were like
holy fuck this is racist as fuck
and there's that fucker (who at the time I vehemently supported) smiling with a taco bell lookin meal saying mexicans love him, look at what they made him or some shit lol
a week before this tweet he had said mexico is sending us "their rapists and murderers, they're not sending people like you and me, these are some bad hombres."
and like i remember my ex's mom pointing to the TV and saying "Your president is saying I am a murderer and a rapist because I immigrated here because I wanted my daughter to have a better life."
and i said "ya he do that a lot."
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2023-07-31 at 3:09 PM UTC
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Generally we just hang the older male and call it a day, now they use prison and the sex offender registry, but I always liked the old ways of dealing with people who fuck their kids.
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