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  1. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green yeah seems odd you would post this, OP

    also I thought it was Santa Cruz. What the fuck. Oakdale? thats on the way to Yosemite. Seems like Yosemite might be a hiding spot for children kidnapped? there is probably a giant cave in El Capitan or Half Dome.

    probably a network of tunnels.

    He doesn't have a car or tunnels, he has his mom's debit card and an 11pm curfew. He met a 12 year old online, sent her sexual messages via text for like 2 days, including most hilariously that he wanted to "spend allnite rubbin ur neck givin u a neck rub" (my second favorite part of the story)

    at which point they met at a water park where he walked in circles in a parking lot for 10 minutes before ultimately deciding to walk up to two middle age white men and say "hey u fuys seen any 12 year olds?" (my favorite part) at which point they thought "Wow that was easy." and he was charged with a bunch of counts of child enticement resulting in him going to prison for 2 years in California, where he was kept safe only by power of anal pleasure to his father figure/protector/best friend/cellmate Luciano, who remains in prison currently.

    Upon completing his prison term, they waived probation and he was immediately deported as a legal resident that received a felony case. His mother worried her beautiful baby boy Wariat would not be successful alone in Warsaw (a country where he doesn't fit in because he was in america since he was like 8 lol) so she moves back with lil mikej and probably blames herself while working as a successful account for international businesses and whatever lil mikej wants he gets

    except 12 year olds cuz she remembers that's how her pedophile son ruined her life when he got sent to prison and deported ten years ago, but it's nice to get him out with his friends, so here's a debit card and if you get into any trouble call me,

    42 years young.
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  2. Bradley Black Hole
    op is a homosexual and the president of Homosexuals of Zoklet of which you are a member, you tranny shagging rat faced fuck.
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  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Hes like a scooby doo villain that would've got some pussy too if it werne't for you damn kids.
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  4. Bradley Black Hole
    like most people would hide the fact that they want a 15 year old (aoc poland, he taught everyone) to fuck a dog and he's like

    "Did you shirley temple look alike on this video fucking two german shepherd at once? why can't more girls be open about zoo, ass, facial abuse etc?"

    and like dead ass he's not kidding if u click that link it will be exactly what he's saying it is and like he's butthurt (lol) that he can't find women who wanna eat ass, into zoo, neckjobs, etc, rimming not just biting the buttcheecks but like really tonguin it, etc? Instead they all are just whores that want men their own age who aren't deported pedophiles living off their mom. What am i doing wrong?"

    and like i read this shit and im honestly stunned by it, I cannot believe a person that thinks this would just tell (the only 40 people in his life) anyone this.
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  5. Bradley Black Hole
    dude he's like a saint of this website, he just hasn't died yet so we haven't put him on a fuckin banner that says like "have u fuys seen any a 12 year old?" with some of that shitty photoshop stuff he did for his art career's portfolio and one of you beautiful other trolls found and posted immediately.
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  6. Bradley Black Hole
    wanna talk on the phone? U can star 67 the call so I won't have your parent's cell phone number.
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  7. Bradley Black Hole
    And she's like "yeah bradley, you're just not that into it anymore, that's called life, but you'll find someone nice one day, maybe, i don't know about nice, but you'll find someone for you. It's not about sex, I remember being 30."

    i'm like 'you had me at 34 with the landlord of your duplex at a Halloween party.' she said yeah yeah that is true and you get really drunk and fuck hookers but tell me your gay, so what of it bradley?

    and i just be laughin with my mom on the phone.
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  8. Bradley Black Hole
    I think I'mma make dinner tonight, but i'm not gonna tell anyone anything and when my friend and his girlfriend come over, I'm gonna bust out a giant platter of bread sticks. Cuz I got this dough shit to make like 2 dozen of them, but you gotta oil em up and hit em with parmessean and oregano before you cook them, then when they come out, i will produce my (store bought) salsa that I hit with oregano, a cut up habanero and spring onions so the shit looks like I made it all myself instead of 2 cans of pillsbury dough, some shit i found in the pantry, and some salsa I put two things into. I even make sure I cut all the onions and peppers all shitty so people know it's home made instead of seeing uniformly cut vegetables in the salsa i got out of a jar.

    Lil extra salt and a little sour cream because his wife hates anything spicy. So it seems like a give a shit.

    Shit motherfucker i'm literally gonna make bread sticks and convince these 3 cuban people that I made all of it in 20 minutes, and im probably gonna layer the salsa with FireStick Jamacian hot sauce.

    im fuckin killin it today, i came up with this whole idea in like two minutes.
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  9. Bradley Black Hole
    dude literally if I never got to have sex with about 250 ish men and 60 ish or so women and 4 trannies, my life wouldn't be as great as it is now.

    I have had sex (like even a blowjob, just anything) like five times in the last year. Bro I used to jack off five times a day + have sex with a girl + cheat on her with my dead ex boyfriend (he wasn't dead at the time) and still go home and jack off, go to the bathroom at school and tell the teacher "I'm sorry I went during passing periods (the 4 minutes between classes) but sir I'm just really hurtin and my guts are bubbling"

    *30 minutes of internet porn* I come back with 10 minutes of the 45 minute period left and say "Did we just go over ___________?" 'yes.' well shit motherfucker imma do this everytime I got a boner for the rest of the year.
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  10. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Being ugly no excuse, I see some lard ass retards with decent women sometimes. Get a good paying job and you can get some fine bitches from places like Ukraine and Moldova.

    or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.

    When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.

    Shits not difficult yall virgins are just beta men that either have more issues than your letting on to or are just massive pussies. prolly both, no offense michael meyers & spectral.
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  11. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Because I may live on a different floor, and I just wanted to specify that I live above ground in a building without giving away the exact floor upon which I reside. OPSEC and whatnot (not that I'm super good about that on a consistent basis - I might have said what floor I live on before, or scronny might have).

    I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.
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  12. Bradley Black Hole
    There's no one inside the clock it's a bunch of gears and shit, like imagine the factory size version of a grandfather clock a bunch of polocks smushed into the top of the tower so other dumb polocks in the area would know how long they got to get to work. No one is inside the clock part of the cocktower.
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  13. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb As I've gotten older I've pretty much say people should do what makes them happy. You're not harming anyone with your choices so do what makes you happy.

    I only have a problem with those crazy bitches convincing little kids they are not what they where born as.

    Trust me life goes by fast so don't waste your time on negative people because you'll never please them.

    By now you understand I enjoy talking shit, right? This isn't time wasted.
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  14. Bradley Black Hole
    bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.

    70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.
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  15. Bradley Black Hole
    I liked when they defunded the police in major cities because it allowed me to go to metropolitan walmarts and just walk out with backpacks full of shit and the security guard would say "Sir show your receipt" and I say "I'm scared sir" and just power walk away from them while they (pointlessly) stood there for an hourly wage guarding the place.

    The police arne't gona come and if I go outside and they do anything to me I'm suing the important place they're "guarding," gonna get away with it, they'll be criminally charged, I"ll laugh, they won't work tomorrow (or for that store ever again) and I"mma show up and do the same shit.
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  16. Bradley Black Hole
    i'm high as fuck right now.
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  17. Bradley Black Hole
    IT was actually a baby toy i found outside and gave my dog.

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  18. Bradley Black Hole
    I'd probably fuck an 18 year old or w/e if I got really wasted, but like the girls that should be in high school aren't for me, i'm bald, old, have experienced so much bullshit, I can't really connect with rich kids in clubs, but once that bitch has been burned out by life, i can find some similarities with them.

    No zoo
    No licking my ass
    No children

    I'm cool with 3sums with adults and i can out drink most of you polski fuckers without an issue.
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  19. Bradley Black Hole
    but yeah like funions and a bottle of hot sauce with a four pack i think that's like 9$, get over it. what the fuck do you think i'm living for, so yeah i go and get off work and I got my backpack I fill it a 4 pack of beer, funions, and a bottle of salsa picante or just regular hot sauce, I go walk around for like 20 minutes and then I go home.

    THat's who I am nigga get over it.
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  20. Bradley Black Hole
    THis is a democockracy.
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