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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    thanks riptotse
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Perfect. I've withdrawn from alcohol which I was told is the worst. I didn't wanna detox in the holding cell so I lied and said I wouldn't withdrawal. Had a minor seizure and just SHOOK.

    The shaking, vomiting, feeling like my soul wouldn't fit into my body, sweats then chills.

    I did it like nothing
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung personal messaging with Bradley.

    I'm not messaging you ever again. You're a lame.

    What grown ass man sends pictures of shit in toilets to other men saying 'what you fink" I don't reply "what you fink"

    I fink youre a lonely ass faggot who plays with feces to be honest.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude black men don't even want black women.
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master I once got my face smashed in so bad that when id sneeze itd fart blood out my eye and ear.

    How'd you recover from internal brain bleeding?

    Nevermind I reread our conversations
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Sounds like you're a pussy that won't do anything to anyone who wrongs you.

    I hate cowards.

    I've slapped a man in jail across the face, spit on him while he was eating and stole from him all within a day and the coward went around telling everyone how I wasn't worth it while spotting a huge ass bruise, people calling him a bitch and him asking others if he could get a shot of coffee at I sat there drinking his shit

    How did this start? I won two games of cribbage and he told me if I won a third game he wouldn't pay me 3 cakes. So I slapped him as hard as I could and turned him into, I suppose, a bitch.

    I hope that nigga throws a rock at your face so you can walk around with a dented head telling ppl about how revenge "isn't worth it"

    Buys a security camera despite knowing whose wronging him, what you gonna do next time?

    Call 911 and get the police the video tape

    Dude talks about destroying his car but "excuse excuse excuse"

    Fucking pussy go do something
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    dude my mom and i are making chili tonight after i get done at the store, are you excited? She's 3 days sober and i'm like 3 hours sober and i think she might be drinking secretly but imma just buy a bottle of vodka and some lemonade


    ABSOLUTE SOBRIETY IS NOT A CONDITION OF MY BAIL AS I REMIND EVERYONE WHO I THINK WILL TELL ON ME
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  9. Bradley Florida Man


    I'm about to go to aldis in 20 minutes and steal a lot of shit, pussy.



    I bet I make chili with everything EXCEPT groceries legitimately purchased.

    And it'll be better than your hoe ass shit

    I use beans also.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I love stealing from stores to the point I'm like ok am I gonna really argue about 2$ while these crab legs are defrosting against my meaty ice cube testicals.

    No I'm not. that would be retarded.

    Steal more and hassle people less bro. He's at work getting food for his kids and you're bitching about chili sauce not being 75% off. NIGGER doesn't care if you steal so embrace his culture. You think he'll write a statement about you? Can't even write.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Then this child molester rolls up.



    He immediately mentions how youre as pretty as his daughters.

    You being a nubile 14 years old are unsure with your hand on the door handle

    "What will this Uber cost me really," she thinks as she gets into Paul Wozny's car
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I actually don't, in my head, equate children to sex objects.

    When I see a child alone I look for their parents, not to get them to a bush as fast as possible, but because I legitimately am concerned for the pedophiles like quick Mix Ready
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I only like to cum deeply so neither honestly
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks I'mma get really drunk and watch this today with my mom's dog while I make corned beef hash and talk to homosexuals online
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    this thread makes me wanna get a girlfriend from the library and make her enjoy being fucked in new ways
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    it will smell like a turtle swamp in your apartment, you will be known as the guy with stds that's dying

    a very high likelihood will befall u interms of urinary track infections, kidney disease, nd a bunch of other horrible maladies, peoople breed snakes & dogs & cats because of the high money in it and the fact th ere is extremely few zooological diseases associated with these animals

    i am a PROFESSIONAL animal breeder and have bred ball pythons, redtail boas, kenyan sand snakes, tropical fish for the aquarium industry, and killifish, u dumb niggers, don't know the half of it, i've also bred finches and parakeets, can't forget the chubby tailed leopard gecko or my dubai roach, cricket, nightcrawler, red wiggler, & mice breeding operations

    i have never turn turtles cuz theres no money in them, THEY FUCKING STINK, and if you wait till spring you just go by the creeks and when u find 1 big one, do 1 of 2 things, BRICK EM like i do and miss the shell if u want money, throw directly at it from a large distance (I like the distance from the bridge to the creek) and in my state if it's bigger than a paper plate it's legal so i brin ga paper plate and drop it next to them to double check if people are there before i BRICK EM YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A HUNTING LICENSE JUST A FISHING LICENSE IF THEY'RE WITHIN 100 FEET OF WATER

    and if you don't wanna brick the mom/dad, follow them!~!~!~!~ after no less than 10 hours they will lead u to their den which is typically 4-5 feet out the water, find their eggs/babies, STEAL ALL OF THEMS SWIFTLY, the eggs can go on an incubator you can buy for chickens pretty cheaply, remember to keep yours with a piece of wet papertowel, if you do it anypoint before mid summer you'll get small tea cup or smller size turtles and make sure they're not snapping turtles lol, and sell them bitches on the side of the road for 5$ each like children do by me,

    what u won't become successful is breeding them in some 50gallon tanks or kiddy pools or whatever your ass wants to fap to in your dreams
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  17. Bradley Florida Man


    I paid 140$ to hire 5 people and recreate this image with me, they ended up refusing the money.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    why dont u just pay a prostitute like 140$ to dress up like that for an hour and cum in her and tell her you love her and let her meet your mom
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    So easy to give advice your fatass would never have taken.

    Folks I'm going to jail, I'm a career criminal, I really only got my degree in accounting so I could get into white collar crime later in life, my body is rapidly depreciating because of rheumatoid arthritis and beer drinking. I plan to move to Florida, get an updated Florida ID, and not mention I ever lived in any other states, most employers search state specific records but honestly if I could just save up 5k id have enough to move to Florida I'm debating just getting a bus down to Orlando and showing up at a church and say I paid in advance and the apartment was a scam I only learned about when I got there and that I'm disabled Christian and trying to get back on my feet. I don't look like a junkie because I'm just a badly aging beer drinking alcoholic and I know a bunch of bullshit about the Bible and how to read and manipulate people, the holier or eviler a man is the easier it is to control his behavior for him, men who are the middle of the road are typically the most difficult
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i think about homicide kinda oftener than i feel than most people do but i don't ever express that shit to other people because i don't wanna be on first 48 with some nigger telling on me cuz i said something about so and so and 18 months later the guy i said something about was killed by some other nigger for being a pice of shit nd they think im that nigger cuz someone's trying to collect tht 25$ crime starters money by telling lies


    that shit will happen, keep everything you feel to yourself and then get really drunk and just terrorize people with your pent up rage
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