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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I got my mom a portrait made of us for Christmas with a 1995 photo of us in Tosa

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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Called me and asked if I was a felon, I said yeah 2011. He said you only listed 2 OWIs I said yeah the first one was a felony.

    So I didn't get the job job just like my mom said would happen a month ago when I walked to the interview in a snow storm.

    I got rid of my breederys animals last night and all my bonsai trees.

    I'm gonna get out of jail, my abandon most of my belongings, and move away to find a job somewhere warm with brown ppl and less Midwestern communal drinking.

    I had 2 beers today. Folks I'm too sad to drink.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Like imagine u try to be a good person and just as your about to bust in the success, they say yeah just no lol
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna get drunk and talk on the phone
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Today I focus
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I ask all my sexual partners to pretend I don't have nipples or testicals and hate either being touched
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Navi is …who guys. who do you think Navi is?

    Hiki
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    The Wozny

    drives around trying to find children to rescue
    responsible for reducing the need of orphanages
    very inconsistent due to drug abuse

    secret move is the Double Chin Flip
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    May be is a pretty large window bud let's be real
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    would you be introduced in both trying our first black girl together
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey hunchback, are you actually gonna kill yourself cuz some 12 year old didn't want to have sex with you?
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    what would happen if you had hired like a female house slave and then your wife dies or maybe she goes to her sisters or something and you looked at your female negress and were like "hey candyrein would you like to sleep under my covers with me" and then you just began a romantic relationship with her behind your wife's back and she starts having mulatto babies that look like me and i don't know what to tell my wife so i tell my pastor and then they lynch me for being a nigger lover

    all because i wanted to spank a naked black lady with a collar on
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  13. Bradley Florida Man


    How is any vaccine going to be tested for humans in ten months? Long term effects, I'm talking Typically before a human ever tries a new drug they experiment with mice for 400 to 500 days, then apes which take about 5 to 10 years, then clinical trials occur in humans. In less than one year we had the vaccine. Now you need another one. And another one. Anyone who vaccinates themselves, their children, or advocates for it is not only an ignorant dumb fuck but an unfit person, parent and friend. You are afraid of an upper respiratory ailment to the point you trust your government. Well when the world needs less people, I'm glad they'll be less people like you. Go get your kids vaccinated, they obliviously are coming from dumb stock. Enjoy having cancer in the next decade.

    Pic included it's you and your children.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think technine is that good of a rapper but calling his fans technicians was a pretty slick stunt
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I would like to cum in an irish girl before I die.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I like how wariats sexual interest excludes 12 to 60 year olds
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I always liked how aggressively niggers will just walk up to white women and spit game shameless as fuck, infront of their boyfriends even, and straight with it.

    So that's what I decided last fall/winter I was going to do. With full confidence regardless of what's going on, I just basically walk up to non white women and i'm 6'1/190lb and look like a sasquatch kinda, i have really long legs so I"M FUCKING FAST AND THEY KNOW IT

    When i'm not drinking and the suns out and the weather's a little warmer i go look for these lil cuties walking around, at the store, etc (NOT BARS) and i walk up to them and try to have a whole conversation, and the whole time i smile and i never not smile and i nod when they're talking and walk a little distance with them (not too far where it's annoying or aggressive) then i end it and shake their hand I generally don't ask for people's numbers the first time because if they say no, i don't like to ever ask again so i'd rather get them to like me first and then ask the second or third time i see them

    i make a mental note of the date and time, most people who walk or have dogs and shit, have like schedules that you can kinda mentally remember. I'm a lot smarter when I'm not drinking, last spring i was about 7 weeks sober until 5/30 when my mom broke her shoulder and we started turning up that's when i was last on the non white girl come up, as many of you know July 8th i started dating that mexican milf in the ghetto and i hate cheaters, cheating, the idea of cheating, being cheated on, or people wanting me to cheat when i'm in a relationship, so unsurprisingly i did not fornicate any black girls in the hood due to my great loyalty (probably my best quality in a relationship) and when i broke up with the mexican lady obviously i had to move out of the ghetto and none of the black people i met down there want me to come in their homes cuz they think i'mma bad man (Which I am and is smart to do, my ex in 6 months of living with her wouldn't even let me know where the crackman lives or ever meet him because she was convinced I would try to come up on him and be harmed for it)

    so anyway, i'm back in my lil suburb town and i gotta go to jail in a week, so i'm thinking i'mma just brainstorm hard, so that way when i get out in late february early march i'll be all ready to mingle, the colored people here aren't very trashy or ghettoy, they're like on their best behavior type shit, which i realized was why i wasn't very successful before, often i would take ambien at like 10am and go walk around town for like 2-4 hours and i told myself I talk to every Non white girl that isn't over 50 or wearing a backpack/under 18, and if they're with a man or something obv i don't talk to them, but bitches by themselves need some company, i was way too fucking wasted to be doing this shit before, when i was sober i'd 'still be smoking weed & taking ambien and drinking energy drinks, i don't think the non white women in my area want a wasted bum flirting with them

    but anyway, so my mom got this dog that's 7 or 8 and her name is Missy because she's from mississippi and I can walk her now. so that'll really help, bitches love dogs.

    unfortunately i live with my mother as many of you know and have for the last month, but my mom is sick of me and my bullshit and i agree, so i've never been on a lease for an apartment beccause i'm a loser but i'm hoping that when i get my shit together and a job at the gas station i can get my own little efficiency,

    OR maybe move in with a little mexican family/black lady/Vietkong tunnel, and not need to be on the lease. You see how i do this my niggas?

    So basically i wanna brainstorm places where uppity non whites (specifically black, i think i wanna get a black girlfriend next) women congregate that are interested in having like a fantasy with me i think a lot of black women have a big skinny white man fetish the same way a lot of white girls have a blackman fetish) and I wanna make some black lady happy, learn about how black people live kinda, eat some GRITZ! and learn about basketball and shoes and stuff

    i'm down wit it nigga!~!~!~!~!~

    I'm thinking the food pantry, the jail, and the beauty supply store will contain black women. The KFC in my town closed last year which is a real shame cuz that was where I know filled with black employees (cuz the discount I'm sure)

    and i think it'll be fun to take pictures with some black lady and teach her about fishing and creampie her a bunch and if i end up with a little half black kid i'mma tell him "well BradleyB93JR you were made because your father is a racist with non white women fetishes, sorry you weren't half asian"

    discuss
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    nah bro i'm just really smart so i drink everyday to fill the void of not having smart people around me to talk to, not doing anything meaningful with my intelligence, and to dumb myself down to a comfortable level where i can be numb.

    What I like to do is drink five hour energies and stimulants and come up with plans on how i'm gonna insert myself into the lives of strangers as like an anthropological study of how different people live.

    I tell them the same jokes, stories, etc and have different short and longterm goals for our relationship, and then i go crazy typically in november and they leave me
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Have u tried to make a deed for that titty shot
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Lol you stole CIGRETING new Avatar haha
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