2022-02-04 at 3:56 AM UTC
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Should I be worried
so you want me top watch some hokey ass 1980 puppet movie about dolls?
Bro im good this is the reason why i just be honest with people, movies are fucking gay.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
i actually used to poach around krivitz in the nicolet national forest
they called me 'brad' up in them parts
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How come that felon with the pistol who needs a new forearm didn't get charged with anything since Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong???
I live in Wisconsin. How do I contact my governments
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2022-02-03 at 3:39 PM UTC
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I ate the worst food ever.
i got a box from the food pantry it's 6 pouches, each come with their own spoon
create image url freei only had the chili one so far, and holy fuck it was horrible! imagine rancid fish but only rancid cuz of the red food coloring and they did stick in 1 tiny pepper that looked identical tot he red one so that was kinda cool, it's like u can tell they chuck one into every pouch
Horrible, my mom came home and asked me like first question "Did you eat tha tweird fish pouch?" and i said yea and she said she can tell
even the cat was like ehhhhhh about eating it which made me feel really off
it's like when this black 14 year old boy wouldn't fiuck my dad's ex girlfriends 18 year old (WHITE) daughter bedcause "The pussy stank too much" i was like jesus fucking christ that's gotta be some really rancid white girl pussy to make a little nigger boy tuck his tail and wanna escape
same thing if a cat that loves fish isn't interested in your fish, it means you got fucked up fish
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2022-02-03 at 2:05 PM UTC
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she is exactly my type
i always wonder what made wariat like getting his booty ate
was it luciano
too much pornography
a finger that poked through the paper
whatever it was I really hope I don't contract it.
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2022-02-03 at 10:54 AM UTC
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she is exactly my type
I can't believe wariat asked the child sex crimes officer investigating him if he saw any twelve year olds.
Thats pretty derp
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I bought him a tripod to help him film videos with, n it arrived like 2 days after he died
he'd still be alive if you shipped it priority flat rate
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2022-02-03 at 11:58 AM UTC
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she is exactly my type
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2022-02-03 at 12:33 AM UTC
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Niggas in Space Podcast.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
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2022-02-02 at 11:23 PM UTC
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she is exactly my type
imagine running a 4 man train on a hoe, and you're all 4 men
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yea ask quick mix he took both of their phones
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i love calling people bitch nigger in everyday conversations then acting all shocked when halfway through the advice lesson
why am i giving advice to 60 year old autistic men who drive people big macs for a living
"Did you just call me a bitch nigger?"
"No, bitch nigger, i'm just explaining copays."
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2022-02-03 at 1:33 AM UTC
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It's not. Every moment you're homeless you're teetering on the edge of molestation and rape while people walk by wishing you would be quieter.
Prison? Prison is nothing. Jail is nothing. You have or should have developed a different mindset, when you go in, it's kinda like, imagine walking around a dark wooded path, yea you have a destination that might be far off, but you're heavily fucking aware of what's dangering around you
The last time i did time i bit a chunk out of a niggas arm and he tried telling the police i caused great bodily harm to him my lawyter said "Yes while X-inmate was choking Bradley, bradley did bite into the forearm of X-inmate causing a small amount of blood to lapse from his veins, at which point bradley continuued..."
Noigga im like a celebrity, when i do my 34 days imma bite another nigga if he gets me in a headlock and i can't break it, i will literally eat you my nigga
I did swallow part of his skin and a great deal of blood, after seeing what i did to his arm i won the fight because he started like putting pressure on it and i started kicking and kneeing him intending to kill a man who tried to suffocate me
have fun with the bag guy from fetlife i'm sure he's gonna be quite similar, hope you can fight hoe
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2022-02-03 at 1:33 AM UTC
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i aint gonna lie i reread some of the shit i've written on these forums and i'm lijke goddam i am a fucked up man
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2022-02-03 at 1:12 AM UTC
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Never but I've shoved 180 ambien into my asshole and honestly i don't really get nervous when I put in work for my people until i realized if that 180 ambien gets outta the double finger bag, i'm pretty fucking fucked and no one's gonna revive me by flushing my asshole because of an overdose in booking
Also I put like 18 .22 bullets into my anus before going to jail cuz i knew i was short term but my county jail has me listed as like permanent Max where i can't get huber and immediately go to a tier. I thought wow if this bag opens i'm gonna have literal fucking lead at 98.8F shoved against my anus as I sit here for no less than 10 hours, but then i go to max and i can give it to my people to use for WORK WORK.
:(
i shoved a lot of shit in my ass to make the world a worser place
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2022-02-03 at 1:14 AM UTC
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the fact the news never tells me anyone has any guns and shit in prison really makes me wonder, like i know for a fact while i did my 15 months there, there was one shooting to this hmong guy and one that was a misfire or missed shot on the yard
never made the news, the guy who shot the hmong just got an inmate on inmate felony battery charge
but like haha, nigga the Aryans got drones bringing them small backpacks over the fence haha i know this for a fact long gone are the dayts of just home running a tennis ball full of bullets with a louisville onto A yard.
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Folks a lot of people like to shit on old people but i think they're a reserviour of experience & wisdom
#1 Jiggaboo Johnson
#17 SpectraL-
#2 Quick Mix Ready
#0 Stl1
Honorable mention:
Polecat
Holy fuck do we have a lot of old people here.
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WHy don't you sit in their diner and enjoy 5$ unlimited Soup SALAD BradSticks
Can't imagine calling some restaurant "Yea can i get your pistole rigamarolley, oh yes, I'd like french dressing with that."
Like nigga just go buy a head of lettuce and some ranch and stop beating around someone wife's bush.
oh u feel fancy, here's a microwaved hotdog, i bit it so it wouldn't EXPLODE
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Wow yall are fucking mean
I would love to see ANY of you high as fuck on meth, naked, walking around your boys trap house, cold as fuck, and he's like "here pose for grindr" and I just look up.
Folks this isn't my beauty shots, this is real life.
I'm not a "pretty man" i'm not really much of anything, I"m a shooter with a semi large penis and a subgenius IQ. I"m not the greatest, the strongest, the smartest, or the richest, but you know what I am a real nigger. A real nigger who has real problems, real solutions, things going good and thingus going bad, all at the same time.
my friend who took that photo is dead of a heart attack from meth, you can't make this up, dude was my nigga.
So yeah i'm ugly as shit, but you know what else I am?
I'm just a person trying to be happy.
& IDK where DOn't Tell Them gets off saying I critique women, i hope you know I don't like skinny girls, I like chubby girls, like not fat fat, but even if they are, IDGAF as long as they like take care of themselves.
I coulnd't imagine shitting on a bitch because she's not aesthetically pleasing unless it's obvious she doesn't take care of themselves.
Wonderful people come in all sizes, unless they're FAT FAT. Like if your beer belly passed their tits, i'm out.
But for similar reasons, I don't have bitch tits.
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WellHung are you lonely bro? Do you need someone to talk to on the phone or something?
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