I'd survive a 3 story fall.
Pussy
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
This is why you live in a halfway house and not a home of your own. That is what a 14 year old boy would do. You are emotionally 12.
i turned this halfway house into a halfway home
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bro I was the least educated out of the 12 people in this organization LOL, I was the only non mathematics major. They asked how I got into it, I told them Iw as referred and gave them my professor name. THey said you haven't even taken calc 3 or differential equations LOL I said no i haven't... but i want to.
They said well you're in! LOL
I'm the least educated, only non math major in an honors society specializing in math. THey said as a member I will have the name of the honour society on all my transcripts, on my diploma, & my graduation tassle will have a unique color string in it.
Folks they are training to do competitions state wide & nationally, they have presentations with mathematicians planned, they wanted to talk about our favourite formulas for 90 minutes.
My nigga I'm not this good at math LOL, I was the only real gangster there, huehuehue.
So now as long as I maintain a 3.0 & 3.5 in all math classes I will be able to stay in the group.
Bro and it shows up on everything, diploma, transcripts, and in the gay horseytailhat. So happy. bruh when they said "Well you're in" because I completed like 3 of the 15 math classes the application listed, most students have 7 to 10 of them but my GPA was high enough, I satisifed the requirements by having As in those 3 classes & I had the coveted professor recommendation which they normally only give to people in the later levels of calculus huehuehue
This is a boon for me and will look good on everyhting.
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Paul Wozny molested me for the first time 25 years ago today.
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2024-10-21 at 12:56 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I am. I love reading your blog and seeing how your life is growing every day
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Originally posted by Far McFar
SHUT UP WHORE WHO PRETENDS TO BE 15
I SAW THE POST AND PHOTO.
Be nice to children
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2024-10-21 at 12:23 AM UTC
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Do you guys think
You need to find the right young lady who just wants to lick your dirty assjole and watch dog porn and do mefedrone all day and night while playing 90s video games and watching more dog porn.
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Originally posted by Far McFar
I ate some Turkey Chili and the can was a bit dented and puffy near the center. I don't feel so good.
Rip
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
I'm feeling ok. I had woke up with my stomach hurting bad and had a battle for my life in the bathroom first thing waking up. I'm only sharing this because I pooped more than I've ever pooped that I can recall, like ever.
At first I was kind of scared, then I was impressed with myself.
Hope everyone is having as good a morning as I've had so far.
Glad to hear it
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2024-10-19 at 12:30 AM UTC
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Totse connected to CIA/NSA?
Woah! This is huge, guys.
Let's get the gang together and solve this mystery.
To your mystery mobile!!!
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Folks when I got arrested last year I was in a very drunk place, not eating much, not really happy, and massively underweight. My 6'1 frame was weighing in only at 168lb and I felt like shit.
So when I went to jail and got money put on my books, I started eating like a lot of unhappy fatasses do. I started eating a lot. Like 1 honey bun and a ramen noodle + 1 extra tray everyday. This carried forward while I did my six months on house arrest. Just sitting on my ass and munching every 20-30 minutes like a lot of fat people do. I had the intelligence to not eat straight junk food which is why I didn't gain even more weight.
But did I gain weight and at some points it felt like I couldn't really control it, I was just running and eating on auto drive it felt like sometimes. A real spineless bitch when it came to shoving food in my mouth and a lot of that had to do with he fact I was miserable, sitting on the computer, with no ability to leave. And my Weiner kept getting smaller. I felt unattractive and everything just got worse and worse for my ever fattening fatass.
Until the end of July when I reached my peak @215lb. Meaning between 10/15/23 & 7/31/24 I had gained 47lb in 10 months X_X.
Now before this occured I wore 34-36"x 36" pants, at my largest I was wearing 38-40"x36" and the ywere still sometimes tight on me. And I knew I had ap problem. (215 is the largest I had ever been)
And I talked to my God privately and we decided, we needed to call in an expert. Now most people would turn to a fitness coach, or a personal trainer, or maybe like a medical professional. But not me, I turned to the skinniest person I know for advice.
CRISPY!!!!
Crispy made me feel bad and motivated me to change my life. I dind't choose anorexia but I did choose a massive calorie restriction in my intake, going from about 3200 to 4500 calories a day to 800-1400. I also started walking a bit more since I go toff house arrest in the middle of August.
Folks it was a hungry couple of months!~!~!~!~!~!~ I went from eating 8-14 time sa day to declining snacks, non diet drinks, cookies, cakes, and everything. Literally just focusing on eating the bare minimum and praying that one day I wouldn't be so fat and unattractive I don't even wanna wank. Dreaming of going back to having a nice body where I could go to the nude beach and catch people looking at my flaccid Weiner in my shorts.
But that was something I was going to have to work on for now it was just a big pipe dream
Till September 12th, when Iw ENT ot he eye doctor, they said BradleyB you're 205lb I thought thank fucking God this is really happening and it's all working out t. Suddenly I notice my penis got bigger as well and all my fatguy clothes 38x36 pants type shit were fitting loose, I was using a tighter hole (hehe) on my belt.
I started feeling motivated dand happy.
Now a lot of fatasses don't like to hear this but you choose to be the size you want. I gained 47lb in a year and I'm determined to lose it, going from fit to fat to fit and a lot of people like that aren't in shape will tell u not to lose weight, its like they want you to remain like them because if you do start looking better and show them how it can be done easily they will get really really like upset and not be happy for you and like hold it against you that you're becoming better looking BECAUSE TTHEY DON"T WANT TO DO WhAT YOU"RE DOING!!!! These people must rapidly be disregarded in full.
Also crispy was kinda proud of me, not too proud because this is just the beginning but proud enought hat I felt even more motivated once I started seeing results.
So I kept at it.
So now another month has gone by and I am 194lb. I am starting to near the point where I feel comfortable in my own body (170-190 with a bout 178-180 being my ideal), i've gotten used to my diet and enjoy how far I've come. I can't believe I've lost 21lb in 80 days and feel and really like feel better. I look at pictures of myself and think wow! I'm getting there.
So big shout out to Crispy and I hope everyone can take something from this. If you're overweight it's because of your own choices.
You choose to have the body you do, no one is forcing you to eat what you currently are and as soon as you break that pattern you can become the most attractive you.
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Originally posted by They Are Not Alone
Congratulations my nigga
Thanks. Goal is 178-180
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On topic, my fatass is down to 194.
I've lost 21lb in 80 days through diet alone.
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Originally posted by Netflxchillr
You buy Chinese broccoli at Asian market?
I kinda leave it al dente… over cooked broccoli 🥦 makes a little gaggy. What chu gonna eat tonight McFarr?
Dude his fatass walks half a mile and eats a medium size pizza to himself with a large coke, refills the soda and walks the half mile home as part of a weight loss lifestyle.
Don't take his criticisms seriously lol you're Chinese food looks great
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Originally posted by Far McFar
Shipped her back to Mainland
moved on.
She didn't have her citizenship she claimed she had and had ICE show up
damn bro you're fucking repulsive.
that lady was so good to you for so many years and put up with your retarded antics and you treat her like shit and now talk about her so poorly. That's fucking sad, man. She deserves a lot better than you and I hope her sexy gilf ass gets it.
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SEE ITS H_I_T_L_E_R
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET IN HIS FANCY CAR
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Why do you quote yourself so much? Very cringe
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