User Controls
Thanked Posts by Bradley
-
2024-03-12 at 5:12 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬I wouldn't fuck me, would you fuck me?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-08 at 3:40 PM UTC in I lost my bank card at the supermarket todayu really helped me Michael Meyers I was getting groceries yesterday and when I was done paying I still had my card in my hand and I thought, WOW THIS IS HOW MICHAEL MEYERS LOST HIS CARD so I put it awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-12 at 1:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI'm having a shitty day. Used to be drunk so much that it's new for me to feel these emotionsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-11 at 7:50 PM UTC in Ive been through some turbulences havent I?So why don't you move to Czech where you'll get tons more playThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 8:37 PM UTC in Horrific Ukrainian Cunt (not GG)My boy DT don't even really like ukranians he just do this shit to be niceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 8:41 PM UTC in Horrific Ukrainian Cunt (not GG)But she's not fleeing a warzone and you don't have a lot of money.
Donald Trump is finding these bitches in the gutter of their capital begging for food and brings them to a first world country and then dotes on them.
You find them in a successful NATO country, bring them back to your pad and masturbate in the bathroom while you think about them eating ass.
Way different. Also donald trump looks like a successful old man (his weight, his glasses, nice clothing) n u look like a lil kid that got oldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-10 at 9:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Super Sunday Funday Folks ~!~!~!~The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 8:20 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN: JAILHOUSE BRADLEY - AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON, BATTERY, ANIMAL CRUELTY W/INTENT TO KILLmy little dog got attacked by a bigger dog that wasn't on a leash, when the big dog started shaking my friend by the neck back and forth I slashed him as hard as I could and caught him int he face and neck, he dropped his grip on my dog and I picked my dog up and ran inside my house.
It is what it is, if you think that's fucked up I guess it si, I should've just kicked the other dog as hard as I could but I didn't I cut him. My bad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-10 at 7:37 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN: JAILHOUSE BRADLEY - AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON, BATTERY, ANIMAL CRUELTY W/INTENT TO KILLI'm a bad manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 8:08 PM UTC in Lol I was about to snort zolofty u gotta lie? u only snorted Wellbutrin after I told you too motherufcker you didn't read shit broThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 5:01 PM UTC in HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER VIDEO SCRON HAD REMOVED FROM YT HERE! VIEW IT WHILE U CAN!it show cases a Zoklet/Totse/nis meet up between two prominent members, it shows ratface's ugly face (Which we would've never seen without this video), HTS in all his goblin lookin glory, and some pornography and waterboarding put to a good music montage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 4:56 PM UTC in The Murder of Scron
Originally posted by MY Body, MY Choice "Get away from me, you faggot!", Scron shouted at HTS.
HTS balked at this wild expression of anger. He has never seen this abusive side of Scron before. Tears welled up in his eyes and flowed rapidly down his cheeks.
"Y-you…I t-thought you loved me!", HTS screamed while the tears continued to stream down his face.
Scron stared blankly at the computer screen…
*continue*
HTS went on his phone and looked up www.niggasin.space, he pulled up his inbox and clicked the most recent message; a 'Are you still gay?'from Bradley. Scron was always very possessive and paranoid about him making friends with other homosexuals but HTS is an untamed mare on the inside.
As he rereads the erotica Bradley had sent him, he found himself drooling over BradleyB's rather lage penis wrapped nicely in a banana peel. He began massaging himself and realized Scron had been starring at him playing with his tiny penis, smiling into his phone.
"WHO ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING TO SEAN?"
HTS drops the phone onto the air mattress and says "No one, Scronny, I was just looking at pictures of us from when you were being nice to me."
Scron reaches for the phone with the speed of 69 jealous gay tweakers. "You really are looking at pictures of Bradley's cock? He doesn't even have that big of a penis. Did he send these to you?"
HTS cowers Infront of her abusive boyfriend.
*the story continues*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-10 at 4:48 PM UTC in HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER VIDEO SCRON HAD REMOVED FROM YT HERE! VIEW IT WHILE U CAN!I'm really glad someone saved that and reuploaded it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-10 at 4:34 PM UTC in The Murder of ScronHTS mother coming back inside hears the commotion and yells down the stairway, "Honey, are you okay? Is Ratface being mean to you?"
HTS gives Ratface 'the look' and Ratface becomes immediately afraid. If HTS mom kicks him out it's back to making ASCII art at the public library and he knows it.
"No, Mom. He's just playing video games." HTS lies.
Scron turns back to the NiS Latest Threads page muttering, "These people don't know what funny is. I got my own place not living with my parents and they're all sitting in their mom's basement."
HTS tries to comfort his homosexual Ratface boyfriend with a hand on his shoulder but Scron flinches and says "Get away from me you faggot." making HTS wonder not for the first time why he settled for a Ratface tweaker from the forum.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-09 at 9:56 PM UTC in What was your most hated class in school
Originally posted by Mighest I took a lot of art classes as well but I failed pottery because I kept throwing balls of clay onto the ceiling and I once built a replica of the local skatepark and I tried making a bong as well. The teacher put I a request to keep me out of her class.
I was in ceramics (similar to pottery) and we had to make a head and they were really clear that you gotta make sure you get all the air bubbles out of the clay or they will explode. So I waited till the day we were gonna fire our little heads or w/e and I put a plug on mine with a ton of water so basically instead of a hollow head it was a giant air bubble LOL and I made sure while I was making it to keep as many air bubbles int eh clay as possible by folding it instead of pounding it like they told us not to.
During the firing process it exploded and took out a couple of other students pottery heads hahaha I was so geeked when they told me mine was fucked up and the ones near mine got fucked up and I was like "SO what happens now?" and they said I could do a styrofoam head with a styrofoam ball and paint and I was like aw shit cuz I thought I Would've got out of doing the painting and shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-09 at 5:22 PM UTC in Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.Folks there's two ways to go about this. Many of you like things in your anus so you may have a different perspective of how we're gonna do this than I do.
I was thinking banana peels are slippery so why not just use one as stroker type device where I put my cock inside the banana peel and just start pumping. What do you guys think?
If you have a small penis you could use a plantain. PIcture highly relevant.
Update:
Due to popular support I went ahead and tested this.
4/10
Yes I am eating the banana with pb melted on toast now that I am done.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-09 at 1:49 AM UTC in I'm getting drunk before the doctor'sIDK if you guys remember, I could dredge it up one day but I went to the hospital because I was having heart pain about six years ago ago. Might've been posted on Zoklet. I had been smoking crack and drinking a lot.
So they hooked me up to this EKG where it goes beep beep beep everytime your heart beats and I had snuck in about a 20 of crack and my pipe, I also had 1 steel reserve (I drank the other 1 on the car ride there, my ex actually drove me and she was my ex at that time but still cared about me when I called her in the middle of the night saying I was having heart trouble)
So I wait till it's like 3am, I waited till I was pretty sober and I loaded the pipe as full as I could get it my nigga, i'm talking I put both ROCKS in the pipe like 2 snowballs in uh whatever kinda tube snowballs get loaded into and I cracked the beer all stealthily (I used the blanket) and I almost spilled the crack out of the pipe
So I go and rip this bitch as hard as I can just hard rip it and probably wast ea bunch of it because of direct flame but I didn't give a fuck, I blow out the machine starts going beebeeepbeebpeep really fast lol, so I quickly hit it twice, thre e times, four times and the machine is like freaking the fuck out and some alarm starts going off on top of the beeping
I go to put the pipe in the folds of the blanket and it starts burning the cotton white blanket int he hospital/the hospital bed and i'm so fuckin high, and I got this beer, and I start chugging it and like 5 nurses and the third shift doctor run into my emergency room bed and see me having a bell ringer while chugging a steel reserve and one of them tries to grab it and it spills all over me
"I'm sorry, oh my God, oh my God" cuz I was way too high and thought I was gonna die
the next afternoon I was released, it was acid reflux from alcohol and barely eating, not heart problemsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-03-08 at 11:03 PM UTC in Lobster
-
2024-03-08 at 11:49 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬are you gonna take a candle lit bubble bath tonightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2024-03-08 at 10:49 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....infinity shock your homosexuality is a bit muchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
