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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I gained a lot of weight in rehab, like lol about 30-35lb. I'm not sure how it happened but when I realized it was happening I was 206lb and none of my shit fit.

    So I was like fuck, because I would like to be 180 or even a little less, so in rehab there was literally nothing to do and the food was unhealthy as fuck and they encouraged you to get doubles. I believe this was likely due to the fact that so many of us were going to immediately return to drugs and die without extensive fat reserves.

    So I got out on the 11th, about two weeks ago. I have been doing my best to not eat anything unhealthy. I have been eating a lot of bananas and trying to restrict my hot dog intake. I've also been eating a lot of granola bars. I like to walk around and walk about 3-5 miles a day. Half of which is in minimal quarter to half mile intervals, then one good walk at night. All of which is done in 85-105F temperatures. I haven't started going to the gym yet but i found out my college offers it for free upstairs.

    I'm not sure how much weight I have lost, but I measure my bellyfat with my handscale. I shove my hand palmside up under my bellyfat when in a seated position and then see how many fingers are covered. At one point it was fucking 6. This is unacceptable. Today it is 2 1/2. This is very good. I hope to bring it to 0-1 (about 170lb) Then I will be beautiful again.

    As soon as my head heals I'm shaving my head down to the skin so I don't look like a balding 40 year old man. I'm not worried about the scars but I want some of this FRESH 18 year old pussy this campus is crawling with, which will not be attained by a Mr Burns from the Simpsons lookin ass nigga.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I love you guys. I am a pretty unlikable person which is compounded by all of my issues. For a long time, about 12 years I've been part of this community, I have at many points not had any friends. Partially it was because I didn't consider my customers friends but also because I'm sort of a piece of shit. Talking shit to all of you and being roasted by this community at many points really has given me some sembelence of social functioning. I know with total certainty this website and it's priors has made me a more fucked up person but in my life I never really felt like I could fit in anywhere. Not at school, not at home, not at the bar, not even online. I tried a variety of substances, places, environments, people, relationships, sexualities, political alignments, gang affiliations and employment positions.

    Nothing ever really was a good fit for me. Except this fucked up community of fucked up people. I know a lot of you aren't the biggest BradleyB bros but I want all of you to know, here in Miami now and probably in the future whereever I go and have gone I kinda struggled to fit in. Yet here, on our semi anonymous messaging board, I feel like I can be honest with others about how I feel, what I think and my opinions and shit. Many of you are very smart (Not Wariat) and some are even successful, I want to say thanks for being my friend.

    I know some of our community I've really run off like Kafka & The Real Paul Wozny (RIP) and Im sorry for that kinda. I guess what I"m trying to say is I love you and no one else in the world would love you if they knew the truth about you, but I do and I always will.

    I love you.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I've met a bunch of old people in my life and about half of them are unpleasant to be around, you are not one of them. While I don't know you in person, I imagine you're quite a likeable git who can teach a younger man a thing or two about life based on your vast experiences. Unlike spectral who teaches nothing and smells like the aging sofa in a seldom cleaned hunting shack. AND LIES ALOT which is a weird thing I noticed older men do often.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Honestly I love your posts. Sometimes they're a little cringy when you HAVE to be right (about the frog in the asshole u eat for breakfast) but you add a lot to our posts being an elderly, british guy from Texas who runs a sugar processing plant.

    Most of what I know about getting vietnamese girls to put my dick in their mouth for an extra 40 bucks I've learned from you.

    I plan to reward myself with drugs and It hink I might get really high (On weed carts) when I get an asian massage and then try to get some head like you told me how to.

    Also, PUT A NAME ON IT who talkin shit about you? Don't keep that to yourself, you need to start making fun of them publically and continuously. ill show u how papabear
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you advise me TEK is a hell of a drug? Did I actually ride around in the hood sitting on 50 cubic gallons of highly explosive gas? Were you always ready to do some brews and jam with some shitty light beer & music my absent father would listen to?

    Did you *Maybe* have something to do with a disappearance of someone and tell everyone in Tinychat, disappear for two months and show up 3,000 miles away scotfree?

    #1 friend, Trayvon Martin (the white one)
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you drive 1 1/2 hours in a Jeepers Creepers truck to my mom's house with 4 hazardous cans of compressed welding gas? Did you tell me not to bring my pistol? Did we hollar at every 18 y/o+ black girl who walked by? Did we pour out a beer for our big homey angel Kr0z in the sky? Are you the first and only Totsean I have met up with?

    Yes. You truly are a God of our community.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    o n I got really drunk today & smoked a dime of rock with this homeless guy named Bobby who claimed to be half a robot, fucked up my whole sobriety thing, and I want it to be known we did smoke out of the bank of america straw

    IK IK i'm a failure, well fuck you too how about i'm just a regular person who feels bad when he's lonely and out of four not a single girl is interested, that shit eats at me, but whatever, i had 1 hot dog (Provided by the Student Life in their stand) and got a backpack with a bunch of shit in it.

    Realistically I just want pussy but I am morally/in my soul against paying for pussy, if you don't want me I really don't want to have sex with you and money changing things isn't for me, but really I just want to fuck and I would do my best to make that little dark hispaniuc/black girl from Lil Haiti's life out of love for her and the happiness I have attained her desire (cum in her like 20 times over 4 months and then propose once she keeps gettting creampied because I like it and loves it (hopefully))

    But It's hard to explain that to another person, especially a foreign girl I just want to sit on my face.

    Also Fuck RIPTOTSE who threatens to tell on people.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley I remember you cumming on your DEA father's chair and him kicking you out for it. And when you NEEDED food to the pont you were begging STRANGERS ONLINE. So I said yeah bro I'm a boss rich ass player whatever you want, I got you! That was a test btw.

    Then when I looked at the list you put together it was gourmet food, hand picked jedi deli olives, rib eye steaks, Alaskan salmon, drink mixes, Perrier water, crab cakes. Haha greedy ass nigga, now you're stealing some dead lady's phone. Why don't you give it back to her family? Broke ass relapsin ass nigga.







    Good times
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't like when black girls wear wigs and weaves because i think they're a lot prettier with braids and afros like they normally do in the wild.

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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't even watch documentaries about how fetuses develop without crying because I know in my heart I'm a piece of shit that allowed something like that to happen to my baby and paid for it and knew it was wrongga and am a mmonster for doing it..
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Even talking about our abortion really deeply bothers me and makes me really sad and I'm gonna go lay down and think about my actions and what I should've done different and hope our baby can forgive me for the monster I was at 19 when I did something I knew was wrong but had no idea how deeply it would affect me until I grew up.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah I am pro life because I am on a moral high ground, it's not because Iwant to be controversial, it's because my ex had one when I was 19 and I really regret it and feel ashamed of it and hate myself for it.

    I am anti child molestation, anti child abuse, anti abortion, because I believe children need to be protected and use this platform as an outlet for the fact that I was molested, I was abused, and I fianced my exes abortion because she wasn't ready and I didn't stand up for myself and my baby.

    And I hope others in the same position don't make the mistake I made because of all the really fucked up shit I've done in my life, this is the only thing that I lay awake regretting and wouldn't want anyone to feel the way I feel.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Why not just use your dick it isn't much bigger?

    Also I wanna state, I have had a lot of friends (including myself) who had FUCKED lives and had mothers who no one would've been suprised had they chosen to get an abortion. We grew up poor, in bad places, around fucked up/absent people, and had childhoods that weren't the best.

    But we all reached 18 and were free (free from like 12 on let's be honest) to make our own life choices. Some of us grew up to be broken people that died young or lived bad lifestyles, some of us turned out to really be something, others like myself are a mix of boffem.

    But we all were given life, are happy we were allowed to live, and are thankful we had the choices to make our own way in life and now as adults live existences that were the result of our own choices. Not just killed in 1992 because someone wasn't ready. and fuck anyone who disagrees with me, go be pro choice and kill yourself tonight.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Stop pretending to be stupid, the United States has determined that children under the age of 18 can't sign a contract for even a cell phone because they're not mature enough to to make a decision that requires 69.99$/month to get an iPhone.

    All developing life and young life doesn't want to be in pain, if you're 42 and dying of cancer in your everything and are chained to a hospital bed due to life-prolonging machines and want to die that is an entirely different subject.

    A baby naturally will try to suck a nipple if you brush it's cheek with your finger because it is relying on instinctual behavior. It wants to learn and crawl and be held and develop not be sucked out by a vacuum on the fourth floor of a "medical" building.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok well this isn't my follow up question but a different one

    Do you think there's any merit to the concept that forcing the baby to be born without it's consent is hindering it's right to not have been born?

    No. It is unable to make decisions because it's a fucking baby.

    Originally posted by mmQ When does babby have rights?

    Upon conception.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Because you're killing your reincarnated dead ancestors that have quickened to life and are developing.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow. Now I finally "get it"
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks bank of America was handing out "collapsable straws" metal telescopic straws with a rubber mouth piece and a cleaning rod...

    Comes in a clear vial with a screw top lol.

    So i got one. Then as i was explaining this to RIPTOTSE, aka the most successful opiate addict we have, I realized what a come up this was. So i went back to the bench and said my friend wants a crack pipe too and the banker guy was like uh ok and the woman asked what i said.

    Folks I'm taking 250% the classes riptotse is, so to inspire my successes with all this HARD WORK I'm gonna get 400 in crack and weed at Christmas if i get a 4.0 & 20$ less for every .1 i score cumulatively this semester.

    Ive wanted to try Miami crack i have heard very good things about it.




    Photo included its my Bank of America crack pipe.

    God bless sobriety. I would never be this successful and with goals that motivate me if i was drunk.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    May i ask why after ten minutes you don't turn things that you don't like?

    I've watched the first ten minutes of so many movies.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Police: Politics prompted Austintown man to hit people with cane

    Rolando Rojas
    6 days ago




    AUSTINTOWN, Ohio (WYTV) – An Austintown man was charged with three counts of felonious assault after a political-fueled fight at Wylle E. Coyote on Thursday.

    Police officers were called to the bar around 8:30 p.m. after reports that a man with a beard struck three people with his cane. The suspect, identified as 54-year-old, Douglas Dennison, then ran away, police said.


    One of the victims told police that he was discussing politics with Dennison when Dennison began to yell at him over the size of Donald Trump's genitalia. Multiple witnesses told people that someone tried calming Dennison down, but he continued to argue and struck one of the victims with the cane, later hitting others who tried to intervene.

    Dennison, who was found at Chipper’s Sports Bar and Grille watching Donald Trump videos, denied starting the fight, saying he was grabbed multiple times before the fight, and at one point, hit by a pool stick.

    Police said surveillance video showed Dennison started the fight and struck a man, who collapsed. One of the victims had a head injury, police said.



    ****the fuck is wrong with your nose you ugly old faggot?****
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