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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    did you ever tell luciano you loved him after he would vigorously fuck you in your segregated housing unit cell?
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    No that was a tranny who left me in 2019 resulting in me drinking again after 3 1/2 years of sobriety.

    This was a Mexican lady in the ghetto that left me after i became constantly verbally abusive and realized I kinda didn't like some drunk lady criticizing me about my drinking.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    So i had a pretty serious head injury yesterday and taste treated it myself. I then proceeded to stay in the sun for ten more hours, eat deep fried food, take a shower ( which partially reopened my wounds ), and drink a NOS energy drink mixed with a powerade. I intended to stay awake but collapsed into a light delirium kind of sleep.

    I don't know why i said shop lifting pussy just now, it was a phrase my friend used to say a lot.

    I dreamed i was in a psyche ward connected to a jail and i kept going between the two and the psych ppl were confused where i kept leaving too. I realized they didn't have weapons in the psych ward unit so i got a bunch of home made shivs and a small straightshot and brought them back for the white ppl in the psych unit and almost immediately they began fighting with them. This is when i saw i still had the pipegun on me they started a shake down and i got really scared and realized i couldn't get back to the jail unit so i threw down the gun and felt rally rally scared and woke up.

    I bled over a bunch of my sheets but it clotted up again probably gonna get a nicer set from Amazon later. Aside from the blood they're still perfectly good sheets.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    ok so crab fisherman commonly store crabs in a bucket, now they're made of slippery plastic but before they were made out of wood.

    It is incredible easy for a crab to walk up an uneven surface. So one would think that crabs in a bucket would all climb out. However, when placed in a bucket with other crabs as soon as 1 crab starts to climb up, other crabs grab his legs/body and more crabs soon crab onto the crab trying to hold down the first crab, resulting in the first crab losing his grip and them all falling back into the bottom.

    All the crabs could escape if they just acted independently to climb up the bucket and go onto live wonderfully crabby lives.

    However because of extremely unhappy crabs (RIPTOTSE in this case) no one is able to suceed. My success is seen as detrimental to his greater position in life, so he pulls me down, so that we all remain at the bottom, all unhappy, all soon going to be turned into chowder.

    It's necessary in life to escape crab bucket mentality type people, lest they drag you back to your death, where they seem happy to just wallow, refusing to undertake anything that would result in anyone other than them being better off, alive, or successful.

    aka a hatin ass bitch nigga
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Cuz the last thing we need is a former cop creating the laws cops have to follow. Even if they shill it as a black woman running democrat I can think of nothing I want less than having a career cop as a national law maker.
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    It's a go to they fully believe dick size for men is their most important quality and an easily insultable thing for a woman to debase.

    Like why would me eating meat have anything to do with the size of my cock?
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i really wish I wasn't gay, I want a family in the traditional sense, I want to be happy, I like pussy. I just like having sex with feminine men too buyt I dont'w ant to be with one and like hold hands with them walking down the street and feel their stubble when they kiss me. THat's fucking gay.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    HTS would be a lot happier with me.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow that's really mean to say, I'm disabled and content with what I have. For someone who speaks of zen and planes of existance and all that other bullshit about morality, it's kinda shocking you're so hypocritical when it comes to contentment and acceptance of ones current position.

    I'm not sure if a lot of people are comfortable with their disability stipend, I used to 15 months ago juggle paying rent (albiet I paid a little less), with my alcoholism and rampant narcotics use. I was unable to save but able to live in my means and supply my own habits and make a little side hustle.

    Once I moved somewhere where cigarettes are 4$ a pack instead of 10, stopped drinking (Which is about 10$ a day), stopped using crystal meth and marijuana.

    I have less to pay for (drugs/alcohol), pay less for what I do need (cigarettes_, and have the same amount of desires (almost none) so whereas before I was making due and making ends meet, now I have a surplus, that little bit of surplus is my window where I find contentment enough to facilitate my life, do I really want a 400$ Surf Rod & Reel that can help me land big ass monsters with ease? Yes, but am I able to use the rod with the busted tip and the plastic reel from the 90s? Yea
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Focus on increasing green taxes and recycling incentivation

    Free Wifi everywhere, NO WPA2 passwords!!!, Good Signal in the cities through SOCIALIST infrastructure

    Lower drinking age, age for sharpies/paints/whip its/ETC to 18. OR increase everything Age of Consent, Age of Military Enlistment, Age of Majority/Voting to 21, YOU CANNOT GET IT BOTH WAYS

    Decrease punishment for drugs (all), Increase punishment for child sex crimes with an exponential increase to repeat offenders and sex crimes against pre pubescent (<13 year old victims). Bring back the Death Penalty, commute all lifeterms to execution and rapidly carry them out.

    & kill yourself.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Minority Report ^, one of the few movies I was required to watch for a AP Psych class at the end of the semester.

    Due to the fact I have some form of sense, I actually don't commit crimes while on campus unless you count taking 2 slices of pizza on free pizza day or 2 totsepacks loaded with beach accessories (I thought it was full of hygene products cuz I've had a fucked up life), I did give 1 beach towel to a homeless guy cuz he was wiping sweat off him with a blue tinted black towel covered in grease and just making him dirtier. I made him trade me though because I knew he'd keep using it if I didn't/and or sell the beach towel.

    I gave away one of the water bottles & the sunscreen to my boy yesterday when we went fishing. But like now I have 2 beach balls cuz no one wanted one of them. I think I"mma save them for graduation and do the thing where someone fills them up and the crowd plays with them for awhile. Might draw a swastika on one when I do it.

    ANYWAY I only commit crimes (aside from smoking on campus which when they start walking up to me I start briskly walking away from them, and then when I'm done, put it out and sit down and act surprised about, only 1 really inshape Hotel Rawanda lookin ass guard was able to catch me) off campus and at least 3 blocks from my house.

    I'm a good person like that, but i've really slowed it down since the Gods have given me everything I needed to suceed and I amanged to not be thrown out for crack use.

    Since my relapse 2023 I havne't gotten high or drank and I feel really good, not about my sobriety but more so about my schooling and catching 3 big fish yesterday.

    I get sooo much exercise when I fish because I walk 6-8 miles and stand for 6 hours. GOnna add my new fishing friends onto my facebook which should be interesting, people really get a good understanding of who i am from my enhancemented posts on FB, not like here a lot tamer cuz i have my auntie on there and she tells my mom what I post. I forgot what the whole point of this post was.

    I shit sitting down, if I'm shitting I often piss as I'm dropping one, but I NEVER EEEEEEEEEVER shit while I"m standing up taking a piss. Tried to get this chubby girls number in mcdonalds but i was in a hurry to go fish, she looked like a bigger version of my ex i was with for 7 years and was with her little sister, I kinda fucked it up by saying "Hey do you go to school here?" clearly it's a fucking campus but she said "Yes I just got out of class." and I followed up that by saying "Wanna get coffee monday morning?" she said no thank you

    I should've fleshed out the conversation more and given her more time to understand I am large white cock & geniusy of the mind & not ten months away from being her next failed attempt at interracial dating. But folks I needed to fill up water bottles and get fishing, originally I Was gonna get food for me and my boy but when I say that §m£ÂgØL lookin nigga eating in my philosophy class and being winded by havving to walk down a flight of stairs I was kinda disgusted with absorbing palatable garbage.

    Not sure what the point I was trying to get it at but that's my BradleyB 8/28 update. I'm free to answer questions until 10pm.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    follow your dreams
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    I don't worship Crouton I drink it
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Whenever i shit in a restroom and i go to flush it, I look down and I think of well hung sending pictures of his shit to other grown ass men.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Is it cuz I'm white, tall, & handsome?
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I do. Not like, we're friends and that's cool and everything, butlike where my thighs meet my balls overlaps by about 1 1/2 inches. Often smells TERRIBLE.

    Now imagine you're heavily overweight (no offense), "big boned", "babyphat" whatever you call it and the overlap isn't 1 1/2 inches, its' your entire swimsuit zone. What do dat smell like?

    At least if you're a woman in a dress that shit can air out a lil bit but

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You might just be human after all!

    Thanks bro i really have been trying hard but i just get impulsive
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    When ghost dies i plan to steal his eunech for myself. I will need funding for transportation, weed, McDonald's, etc.

    Probably like 2k make more.

    I can pay you back in camshows when i get there
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya. bro hydros bf used to sodomize him and he LOVED it
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Cool
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