Okay so my weight limit has limited my options, so im getting rid of that. But to be my friend you have to shower at least once a week, not βbathingβ, you have to shower. I will not be friends with a stinkou slut, so shower once a week or more and we can be friends.
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Lmao @ all the well wishes from
Alts π
See ya tomorrow Bradley
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2024-06-03 at 4:02 PM UTC
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Kafka
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Originally posted by Instigator
Wtfs a guys garage?
its a safe space where one man who may or may not be gay goes to to have sex with another man without arousing suspiscion of his friends and family.
it used to be fishing but that movie spoilt the ruse for everyone.
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2024-06-03 at 11:45 AM UTC
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Your opinions of this guy?
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I told you not to take a video of me and you heard me but you still did and I only found out when I turned round. I tried to give you the axe and you had your phone in my face following me with it. Later you said you'd delete the videos (plural), then you said you deleted the video (singular) and that it was only of the back of my head. Now you've changed the story again that you did get my face.
No one cares.
I didn't even read your post past the first 8 words.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I'm not meeting anyone from here again unless it's Sophie to stab his hands, give him permanent nerve damage and smash everything in his house. Donald said he wants to meet Myers so I can't risk Myers dragging him along on a meetup.
Well done, blaming me for your refusal to meet MM.
Are you going to keep blaming me for everything?
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Bradley can stay at my house while he romances Kafka.
He'll have to bunk in with GG cos we don't have a spare bedroom anymore.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
OP clearly has a crush on BradleyB.
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2024-06-03 at 12:54 AM UTC
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I wrote a poem about Kinkou
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
IT SO ADORABLE I wish I could pin it on top of all the threads
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2024-06-02 at 5:15 PM UTC
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Have you been brainwashed?
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Elbow
I suspect I haven't been brainwashed because the things I actually "believe" (that we should be hyper-rationally skeptical to the point of seeming irrationality, that we should believe ~nothing) are completely useless to people in power. Like, look at how I phrased that: "~nothing". I'm so committed to disbelief that I'm forced to leave open the possibility that there are some things we should believe. This basically makes me useless to anyone who is hoping to achieve any sort of goal.
Unless their goal was to make you useless.
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braldye going back to when i mentioned my bonus. i told star trek this when we hung out at the same pub i just beat up a guy in front of an hour ago. anyway, i had this hussle going where i would name companies within articles certain articles for one brand where it was some outreach rpogram or contributor thats right. they paid only like 250 bucks which is garbage no matter how many article su wrote but ppl had a hussle they would get paid by these companies to give them a hyperlink and shit. so i had it going so good when i lvied in warsaw i made 3k bucks usa dollars once for mentioning 5 companies within one article lol. i was balling than this faggit this editor form the uk was brought in to replacd the chick who recrutied me and whor an it and right awya almsot he got rid of me.
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also to add bradley, unlike in porn i wont piss in their mouths so why would they choose porn over doing the same thing for simila rmoney with me? again1 200 isnt that much what facial abuse was paying or what i hear those ppl at art of zoo pay bro. so again where do they find them? I also liv ein a ghetto area you know this bradley with troubled youth so why does this palce have so few hookers and no street walkers? Inf act Poland as a whole doesnt have street walkers i wonder hwy or how they got rid of them when they even exist all over the uSA?
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
She legit said she was going to put a curse on me and I think she meant it. Mal also said she was going to put a curse on me. Jealousy really does make people crazy.
I never said that. You said you were studying demonic Shit and you were going to curse me. So I said I bought supplies to do protective magic against your curse, which would essentially just send it back to you but I never did because I realized you donβt know what the fuck youβre doing. The supplies are still in my closet.
But I just got a new mirror to set things on for my alter so I probably should go ahead and do it anyway. That way if anyone is stupid enough to do banefil magic against me they get their karma.
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Originally posted by Bradley
Ya bro they see u as an old grandpa whose mom sends him money from the US. So you have your own place, money to spend, speed, alcohol, etc. Why wouldn't they, struggling young women, try to get something for free from you? You have plenty of money, what else would they want from you?
They're not getting stuff from you in exchange for sex, they're just getting stuff from you because you'll give it to them. At no point is sex going to be involved, they don't want to have sex with you. Not if you buy them stuff, not if you're funny in a unicorn hat, not if you show them dog porn, they just don't want to have sex with an ugly old guy with no job who does speed and watches porn all day but can't get a boner.
What part of you is attractive to a young teen in the prime of her life? That's gonna make her say "Oh wow I really want to eat that old creepy man's asshole" buying them some cigarettes and some shots at the bar? You're delusional. They'll talk to you for a little bit if you're giving them something for free, which is more than you'd otherwise get them to do, but to stick their tongue in your ass, not just bite the butt cheeks, etc–cuz you bought them candy and a soda? LOL
Why would any of these girls want to sleep with you? Because you're an international pedophile that makes shitty "art" on Adobe Photoshop? K bud.
What about oldje tho and ru jobs for com and facial abus show do I copy their those?
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huffing
mainly becaues of bRIAN DAMAGE owwww owww MY BRIANS
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Had the best idea ever, HUFFTEA.
Ether, xylene, chloroform, heptane, amyl nitrate in the same bottle sold at 7-11.
While huffing out of an iced tea bottle I noticed the tea was stuck under the solvent and I could smell it every time I huffed. Its like huffing iced tea and getting drunk.
Best idea ever "i thohgjt one tiNe wouldnt hurt"
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
TIME TO PASS THE TINE WIF HUFFING THE OL METH PRECURSORS, LOL!.
EX WHY LENE SMELLS SOOOOO GOOOOD (PEPPLE IN THE ALLEY NEAR ME)
"WHAT THE FUCK SMELLS LIKE SPRAY PAINT??"
*me sittinf tbere inhaling deeply from a skippy jar*
JESUS LOVES ME HE LOVES ME A BUNCH CUZ HE ALWAYS PUTS EX WHY LENE IN MAH LUNCH
or maybe this
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Originally posted by Bradley
U do have a cute dick also I'm not gay anymore.
Oh great now that I have a cute dick youβre no longer homosexual π
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2024-05-31 at 9:12 AM UTC
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BradleyB's Super Salad
Your ancestors in the paleolithic were banging on drums giving praise to the gods thanking them for the discovery of fire that allowed them to eat delicious sautΓ©ed mushrooms but somehow humanity has regressed to the point of sauteing mushrooms not being a universal skill anymore.
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2024-05-31 at 9:01 AM UTC
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BradleyB's Super Salad
You don't know what you are missing by not sauteing mushrooms but alright have fun getting cancer
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