2024-05-02 at 11:29 PM UTC
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What is this?
Warcry
Certified lover boy (banned)
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2024-05-02 at 4:58 PM UTC
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Hey Scron and Meikai
Warcry
Certified lover boy (banned)
i have it but haven t played it yet on one of those pic game sales. I think I can put it on my mac. there is also an ipad verison but i dont have it.
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2024-05-02 at 1:48 PM UTC
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What I need to do
No amount of money or drugs or alcohol can cover up your numerous irredeemable flaws, even the 12 and 13 year olds see right through you, you aren't slick in the slightest bit. If I was one of those teenagers I would fuck you over and extort you so hard and it would be fucking easy. Handcuff you naked to a bed post then beat you with sticks, take your wallet and belongings and just leave you there.
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1. Likes being quiet
2. Retarded
3. Autistic
4. Clingy
5. Slob
6. Poor hygiene
7. Racist
8. Gets high and drinks with me
9. Doesn't care if I smoke meth
10. Isn't broke
12. Can cook
13. Reasonably sized tits, nothing too big
14. Firm/fit ass
15. Small feet
16. Lightly hairy pussy
17. Can piss standing up
18. Likes animals
19. Has tattoos
20. Carries a knife
21. Plays video games
22. Hates the government
23. Can drive
24. Doesn't smoke cigarettes
25. Votes for Trump
26. Farts in her sleep
27. Scratches my back for me
28. Plays with my cats
29. Can kill a man
30. Likes swimming
31. Dark sense of humor
32. Takes psych meds
33. Enjoys hiking
34. Folds my laundry
35. Doesn't post on NiS
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2024-05-01 at 11:10 PM UTC
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What I'm looking for in a man
Warcry
Certified lover boy (banned)
That’s a long list all I’m looking for is under 18 and very horny and into me or older guys in general and very sexually experimenting and also discreet and also nice friendly not rude no games.
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Ok, this is my first post but I gotta say I grew up on Totse circa 2002. I was on zoklet when it got closed but fuck that site. I'm in my late 30s.
I don't have any kids and I don't want to get married. I sometimes fuck strippers and hookers because they're hotter than the general population. My plan is to just bust some condoms and impregnate as many of them as I can. I want to go to Mexico and other countries breaking condoms just so I can nut in chicks and spread my seed.
I want to have kids but I don't want to take care of them.
So what's the best way to break a condom? I know the stealth method of going doggy and then just rolling it up, but what I want to do is break the tip that way it still looks like I got it on when I pull out in case she freaks out. The other issue is that she ends up with a condom stuck inside her pussy and then trips out later. I don't want to get charges over this. I just want to skeet and leave without any issues.
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2024-04-29 at 4:51 AM UTC
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Wanna be friends irl?
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I consider myself a lifetime long E-chum with you Leo, despite all our differences it's pretty clear the universe has brought us together and kept us here until we commit a high level BIG DIRTY style crime, that's the only way I will ever get the ghost of Bill Krozby to stop haunting me. He gives me secret totse missions in my N̷̖̮̟̞̊̊̽̾͊̍͐I̴̢͚̝̽̓̔̄̃̀̈́̈́Ģ̷̙̻͎̟̃̓̒̓͛̓̅͘̚H̸̤̭̝͓̩͐̚Ṯ̵̜̘̳̟͎̂̒̆͊̈́͐̉͒͘M̷̰̝̘͔͌Ạ̵̀̐̆́͊͝͠Ŗ̴̛̜͓͍͚̲̞̋̔̄̾͠͝E̶̡̦̻̪̹̯̎̀̏͊͒̇S̴̲̳̱̹̀̏͝!̵̺̱̇͌͛͂́͊͒̿
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Iron Ree
African Astronaut
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SHOVE A GIRLS TONGUE UP WHERE?!? It's totally not gay! (MIGHT AS WELL BE A DICK!)
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Lol'd.
But yeah, the woman of my dreams had her husband fly in from Pakistan and now he's pounding her every night while I rot in my room.
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2024-04-28 at 5:12 PM UTC
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Coming To America Is So Easy
muh ancesstors did it with their arms tied behind their back
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2024-04-27 at 3:15 AM UTC
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Kinkou.
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
all girls on message boards are sluts no matter what
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Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
girls that go for guys that like feet go for the LCD just saying
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2024-04-26 at 1:33 PM UTC
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Ask Jeeves! 🤵🏻
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
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Hello, my name is Jeeves. I used to run a website where people could ask me anything and I answered their questions, because I know everything about the internet.
I remember sitting in my office fielding questions from internet users around the world LIVE on a dialup line. If you don't remember that then you must have never used the ORIGINAL askjeeves.com before it got bought out
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Originally posted by infinityshock
wariat, you noncing fag…this pic is in tribute to you. this chick is either 18 or just turned 19. and the best part is…if it werent for my messed up scheduling, at the time our first date would have been when she was 17. now go commit some extreme self-harm at knowing women dont want you and little girls laugh at you and im a geriatric getting what you can only download.
You must have gotten that hooker back in 2010 because that’s an old old azz phone lol
That’s the phone moses used
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FOLX, Bill Krozby IMPACTED US ALL IN STRIKINGLY DIFFERENT WAYS.
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2024-04-24 at 8:03 PM UTC
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I WON the Lottery!
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I wasn't expecting this to happen to me today. I feel blessed and grateful. My wife is mad I'm posting about it.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2024-04-13 at 2:33 AM UTC
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Travel
So I am always out exploring my state and Washington. I've been to a lot of places. But I've never been out of the country.
I'm going to get laid off soon and I have like $330k net worth with about $95k in my 401k.
Somehow I build this up in six years. Actually it was mostly from criminal activity.
I want to travel but know nothing.
So I'll need a passport obviously. But I'm not sure what I should consider.
What should I do?
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2024-04-13 at 2:33 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2024-04-10 at 1:52 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Hey sweetie, good morning:)
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