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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ also I sound so much like fralalallalala. Do you ever notice that? we have the same cadence. Sorry Lauren. you sound like me, or I sound like you.


    I always thought you two had a similar personality. if you tried harder, maybe you could've flipped lanny and became the queen of NIS
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  2. Originally posted by Bradley Folks when I graduate at Christmas or Spring 2024, I have a place waiting for me 20 miles south to go to a better 4 year degree at a 4 year university.

    Until then I get free rent, free place to raise my dog, yeah I do pay the water bill, electric bill, food bill, alcohol and cigarette cost.

    But that's like 500 a month to live in a one bedroom, God couldn't have found me a better place to live.

    Yeah the guys got problems but when I'm done, I move by myself with my dog (and will pay about 900 for an efficiency) and continue my education, so, yeah I'm in a pact with the devil I guess.

    Fun Fact: We don't have any working TVs in this house and his computer has a child blocker on it.

    i wager 10 bucks you drop out by or before march of 24.
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  3. Kafka sweaty
    Last known location: Hoogvliet

    I will leak more every day unless he comes out of the shadows or Lanny tells us if he's alive or dead, but what I leak tomorrow will be enough for him to end up in jail.
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  4. Originally posted by Bradley I thought this thread was going to involve a way to get free beer mailed to me.

    Heard. I thought it was going to be about spicy latinas that want to give a lot of blowjobs and work IT toot IT scoot IT because thatIS howDEY DEURRRRRRRIYTYTT

    $lilsportyshomelife$

    BOUDIN SAUSAGE CREW
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  5. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Folks, he was selflessly waiting for everyone else to get it first.

    That's leadership.
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  6. Here is a list of legal highs that I know of:

    DISCLAIMER - These substances are legal either to posses OR to consume, but not all drugs may be legal to possess and consume. This list is accurate to the best of my knowledge.

    Morning Glory/ Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds. (wild grown, not store brought)

    Whip-its.

    Gasoline/ Paint Thinner fumes.

    bundy (Nigga you knew that one)

    Benadryl.

    Caffeine.

    Nicotine.

    Alchohol.

    Crouton/Weed. (depending on local laws)

    Datura

    Kava

    Nutmeg (Don't do it)

    Betel Nuts

    Mandrake

    Phenibut

    Bufotenin via toad licking

    Amanita Muscaria

    St. John's Wort

    Obviously many, many, MANY prescription meds.
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ Lol the next panel 'im so sorry I'm just kidding babe come in here's a bunch of money too"

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  8. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    yfw OP lives alone
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actual combat footage? you'll probably find weapons testing and people who survived getting partially melted but they're close range weapons likely to destroy cameras
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    going full tranny just to impose yourself on female spaces is hilarious
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  11. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just run out the door with shit

    Yeah depending on how ghetto your Wal-mart is you can just grab shit and walk out.
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  12. Do you see the game? You aren't allowed to handle explosives or do anything like that

    vs in the oldje days when people just fucked with shit and discovered all kinds of stuff. I think it was called the age of discovery.
    Do you know anyone that has discovered anything? or do they just "trust the science" and never come up with anything on their own

    That's why "back then" you never had stuff like domestic terrorism or mass shootings because back then those people would probably be like this skitzo
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Henry_Parker_(general)
    but there is no avenue for that they say JUST BE A LOSER AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND EAT HOT CHIPS which works for a large % of the population but for the ones it doesn't work for they have nothing and either kill themselves or figure out how to kill as many people

    just as like a test of skill almost which is why I never cry for a mass shooting it's almost a technical sport at this point just like anything fun that's illegal.

    ya society is pretty gay
    also wariat is a faggot that should be lined against a wall and shot
    Originally posted by Wariat According to society

    Originally posted by Wariat According to society



    Originally posted by Wariat You are also not supposed to do deugs…



    Originally posted by Wariat Nor are you supposed to grab women by the pussy like trump

    don't experiment, don't learn, trust the science, don't have fun, trust society. That's a wariat mentality folx

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  13. it's about to get worse
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Also, I took today off work so it is still the weekend.
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  15. He should move to Florida and bunk with Bradley.
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  16. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Basically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.

    I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.

    GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.

    GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.

    She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.

    I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.

    GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.

    I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.

    I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.

    So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".

    She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.
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  17. Gigi is peedy's imaginary wife
    berebuddy is fona's alt
    Grocerygirl (GG) is donald trumps imported Ukrainian refugee sex slave.
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  18. Baileys is what grandmas drink small fry.
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  19. Do you b thinkin damn Im horny again or just check the cock with a fixed schedule?

    I cum on an orange or banana or just a lil to whiten my coffee and make it creamier that works too throughout the day.

    Then i masturbate furiously for like an hour and ejaculate ONE BIG LOAD just 1 and done than you ma'am badda boom bada bing

    Das it folks
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  20. Instigator Space Nigga
    I eat better in jail. Least I get fruit and veg in jail, and you only get canteen(commissary?) Once a week so I never ordered treats and lost so much weight and actually was healthy for the first time in my life. I was a fucking fussy eater before I went to jail


    Last nice I ate a whole packet of crackers with philladelphia on and 8 fudge pop tarts but I was abit stoned so ...you know..
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