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2018-02-03 at 6:27 AM UTC in BradleyB Update.
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2018-02-02 at 6:21 AM UTC in Can we take a moment to thank Lanny for this site?Perfect administrating -- he did what that stupid faggot Zok could never do. No mods, nice easter eggs, no empty promises. Zok, if you're reading this you stupid fucking nigger, this is how easy it could've been. Dumb nig!
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2017-09-27 at 9:25 PM UTC in NiS Information Leak DetailsYeah it was ur alt that changed the matrix to make this possibleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-01-31 at 2:40 PM UTC in My porno script TITLE: Addicted To CrackThe opening scene is a man wandering the streets at night. He just got out of crack rehab and he is trying to stay out of trouble.
He comes across an AA meeting (assaholics anonymous) and joins it. Inside he is greeted by a dozen sexy women in short tops and yoga pants. He makes a coffee and sits down to listen.
"I knew I really had a problem when my husband just wasn't enough to satisfy my crack addiction! I started whoring myself out to random men just so they could get a taste of my crack!"
"It seems we have a new member girls, let him go next"
He stands up "Hi my name is Bob and I'm a crack addict"
All the girls look up at him and say at the same time
"Hi Bob!"
The group leader stands up "don't worry Bob, you just need to get your crack addiction out of your system once and for good"
All the ladies stand up.
"Okay girls let's cure this man of his addiction by giving him an OVERDOSE OF CRACK!"
They proceed to take turns sitting on his face, puckering their bare assholes on his face, farting on him, rimjobs, gape prolapse and anal.
Part II will be a lesbian version. This came to me in a drunk dream last nightThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in American Herstory XDear Americans,
Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.
Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.
History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.
History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.
Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!
But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.
Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.
If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.
And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.
And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.
And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.
Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.
IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.
While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.
So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.
Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......
Let not they change thy history into herstory.
Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.
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2016-11-04 at 2:33 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Threadstart smoking at least 1 8th of weed a weekThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-07-03 at 3 PM UTC in Can we ban Infinityshock?Eh, but then you're like "well, we got rid of infinityshock... why not sophie? ...well we got rid of those two fags. now why not Bill Krozby?" and before you know it, the pile's gotten so big that you don't even know who you are anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-09-04 at 6:58 AM UTC in Fuck Delicious Cheese Roll UpThis is one I learned from muh bitch.
Take a tortillia an start frying that fucker.
Spread some cheese all oer dad nigga
(I liek to put halapenos and hawt salsa on 4 a zing)
fry dad shit up an roll it in a tube. Den fry a little longer an you got a tasty cheesy delight.
Also drunk as fuck
****BONIS RESIPEE!!!****
Rum n coke
go to the neighboring appartment building and get a coke from they vending machine
pour some Black Seal into a cup with some ice
decide u poored 2 much and try poor some back in duh bottle
fuck up and spull rum on duh floor.
top that shit off with ur rum
drink it with the cheese roll up and you have a good ass nite.
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2015-08-07 at 12:49 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's joke threadI finnally started balling again and I was selling exxos by the UT campus and I was able to have a 3sum with 2 girls. We basically had sex all night and fell asleep at 10 am. But my dad who's in the military who pays my rent just randomly showed up and opened the door and walked in. He's like "goddamn son, it smells like goddamn asshole in here?! Wanna get some pancakes?
It was very awakard with these 2 girls and I having pancakes at the waffle house with him...
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I was at a party with my now ex gf with her trendy friends with generic tattoos, she got really drunk and squatted wearing a mini skirt, over a dudes face that was passed out... people were taking pictures and posting them on facebook
Because I'm known to be an asshole I decided to talk to her in private. I said "wtf are you doing babe? you're embarassing me and we just got back together, you said you're "broken" but I figured you'd give me a little respect since you said you missed me.
She said "ohhhhh commmon Bill Krozbyler, we're just having fun, lighten up fly boi.!"
So when she came home from work (i dont have a job) I was fucking a hooker on our bed. She starting yelling and screaming and pulling out her hair, I said
"whats wrong hun we're just having fun? It was cheap it was good... You knew I was a fly boi when you met me...
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I asked my gf if I could titty fuck her, and she said "whats in it for me? it doesn't sound like it would do anything for me."
I said "well when I cum I will stop punching you in the face."
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what do you call the black ghost's favorite cereal?
BOO BERRY
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i woke up early because I had dry mouth from drinking earlier in the night. I went to go sit on the toilet and I sat on my cat who was drinking from the bowl, I pushed his head in slightly and yelled "goddamnit bubba! "
My parents called me and asked how I was doing doing, I said I'm doing alright, just chillin. (even though a cat just scratched my asshole)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
