Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I really wish I was joking but during a momentary lapse of judgement I hired a stripper named Mercedes to come and entertain me for the afternoon. Unknown to me at the time my wife was ahead of schedule and arrived early. Now I got this stripper on her way over and I've been trying to reach out to cancel but she's unresponsive and hasn't read my messages at all. I'm starring out my window with a fist-full of "go-away" money hoping to run out and shoo her off before my wife wonders why the dog is barking and there's a cow in heels walking up to the door. Sometimes when I'm bored I do stupid stuff and this time I may have went too far.
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Today i woke up super late, went to sleep at 3:30 am so i woke up at 8:05 am. I went to school and now im in class, my next class we make pumpkin cupcakes. After that class i take notes, then i take notes in my last class too. After school im going to eat and smoke a lot until i sleep for 4 days
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Hey thanksgiving is soon, I’m thankful for all of my wonderful friends. Thank you for being in my life. Fox, bradley, andrei, even flitterfly, youre all so nice and awesome. Happy thanksgiving
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