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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm on a large dose of anti depressants that it takes me awhile to be climax
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm not a premature ejaculator
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably. Coffin corner bed set up.

    Your Feng shwei is Feng shwit
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by mmQ My home is like I feel so uncreative here. When I go out anywhere I instantly feel different like a different person. At my place lately, it's like it's a creative trap. It's actually pretty intriguing how just the atmosphere I'm around can change my brain chemistry to such a degree.

    Like room 1 I feel nothing and then I go to room 2 and feel everything even though literally the only difference is where I am.

    Probably need to get your mom to move out to get your own place.
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    Sometimes
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    that's really an excessive amount of meat bro
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    Just doing a crossword puzzle watching a crime show thinking about how I got out of theft charges by telling a black cop I'm a real nigga
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    Hollah dolla bill yall
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    Has a 400lb wife and a 350lb "little girl" no teeth
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    Wouldn't fight me in his trailer park in northern Wisconsin
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    Literally his website was up when zoklet went down and we went through FIVE forums rather than use his totse clone site haha
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung So you think I'm a loser, too? Why is that, Onion?

    That's helladamnleet owner and sole member of totse2
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by WellHung

    I agree. I wish I was so accustomed to being insulted like you Well Hung
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Soon to be 56 and I don't like it.
    The time just goes by so fast now can't wait till I'm dead.

    Wow how long has it been difficult to get an erection? Recently I couldn't get hard but I thought it might be because I'm straight
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya I might do that as well if I can can get my dick up.
    Being old sucks you know.

    Dude everyone on this site has ED suddenly.

    How old are you AO
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    Like our boy eeeeeee'EEEEEEE

    He fucked up and is a fuck up cuz he's dead forever. The living still have opportunity.
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    You're not a fuck up DT you just fucked up.

    Shit I think you're one of the coolest people on this site.
  18. Bradley Dogsbane
    Do you remember your step brother
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    Those are things only successful people can experience.

    For instance I (who am no where near making the list) :

    Have no investments
    Have only been to three states in one country.
    Didn't have a job the whole year.

    So, rest assured DT you're doing quite well by our very, very low standards.

    Unlike ghost scron balloonman WellHung etc
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I really don't know.

    When she lets me I'm a good and sensitive lover. I start with kissing and heavy petting, then move on to cunnilingus, and then she's keen to get me to fuck her, but only with a condom. She seems to enjoy it, but she's never had an orgasm as long as I've known her, no matter what I do.

    She doesn't want to sleep next to me cos she likes sleeping alone, and she claims I snore and breathe irregularly (probably sleep apnea).

    She's 35 now, so reality is pretty set in her ways.

    Since I wanted to show she was welcome and not just my sex toy I specifically made up the spare room for her to move into, but she's really taken the whole "this is your room" thing to heart.

    She keeps on about how much space she has. The room is probably as big as her mom's apartment. I dunno, she never showed me where she lived, even though I asked lots of times.

    GG is sort of retarded, but not in a genuinely retarded sort of way, she just sort of aspy and oblivious.

    Can I speak to you frankly without it being insulting?
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