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2022-12-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in Duncan Hills Coffeethat won't get me high dumbfuck
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2022-12-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in Feel very multiculturalcan't show u online
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2022-12-15 at 11:50 PM UTC in Scientists finally know why we are more prone to getting colds and flu in winter...everythings better with butter even me
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2022-12-15 at 11:49 PM UTC in Duncan Hills Coffeei don't know if i want to eat seeds
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2022-12-15 at 11:49 PM UTC in Buying Crypoteach me how to do it ratface and i'll do it, u ugly ass pretend to know shit ass bitch
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2022-12-15 at 11:47 PM UTC in I been basically living on beer, perch, and lemons. o and white rice.motherfuckers fuck with b end up on a boring episode of unsolved mysteries my nigga
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2022-12-15 at 11:46 PM UTC in Mashed Potatos, Horsecock & Onions
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2022-12-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in im really into special edition pop tarts
Originally posted by slide22 That's like old school Mad Magazine or national Lampoon magazine
I heard The Onion Magazine stopped prints which started in Madison WI, to compete with National Lampoon
Every person I keep from TosZok nis fr9m Wisconsin is always some fucking douchbag
Ape, HDL, Old man John (which was cool actually n not a spinoff of Tos) and finally Bradley
But Wisconsin is the "Canada of the states" which everyone seeeeeems so niceeee
I am one of the nicest people most of you will ever meet and you all should appreciate that fact, I owe it all to the German Lutheran influence in the Midwest that created a good wholesome people I'm proud to call my home. -
2022-12-15 at 11:41 PM UTC in New shipment from BRITISH FOOD SUPPLIES
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FACTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS
1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.
5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.
9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your taps, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the
shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.
13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!
wow will pickles also work for all that -
2022-12-15 at 11:38 PM UTC in Duncan Hills Coffeewhere do i get epehedra to make the more man tea can i drink it by myself????????
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2022-12-15 at 11:37 PM UTC in Feel very multiculturalya bro yall are a bunch of cry hards, i am extremely well versed in many cultures having found their way to them through food, pornography, and weapons.
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2022-12-15 at 11:31 PM UTC in Scientists finally know why we are more prone to getting colds and flu in winter...
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i am what i am
anyone gay or straight or whatever the fuck i dont care and never have
also not pandering anymore to anyone who think being a member of some "oppressed" group gives them special privileges or the ability to treat other people like shit. leave all that social credit shit because ime a lot of people just want an excuse to shit on others and its not really about respect and tolerance. if one has to try to catfish and bait someone into agreeing with some racist shit they said online to prove a point then their point was probably horseshit to begin with and the fact that irl people fucking squirm when it gets brought up also says a lot
ok angry guy, lotta people just wanna make the world a butter place -
2022-12-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in In Video: Vidoe evidence of Pressident Puttin commiting High Treason.i went on the url directly and it still wouldn't load.
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2022-12-15 at 11:05 PM UTC in Buying CrypoQuiet ratface you'll scare away your only investor
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2022-12-15 at 10:25 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬ya candy that's definitely what you suffer from, i agree. ^^^
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2022-12-15 at 10:13 PM UTC in Scientists finally know why we are more prone to getting colds and flu in winter...what you mean
r u not respectful, gay, leftwing, trying hard, woke? -
2022-12-15 at 10:03 PM UTC in Scientists finally know why we are more prone to getting colds and flu in winter...bro the world got a lot weirder in the last 20 years, you have to be nicer to people now, respectful of their gender, kind, understanding of others differences and needs, and apologetic to those who are different if you impede on the differences between you two
our forum similarily has become different -
2022-12-15 at 9:43 PM UTC in so do we really not get new bannershe doesn't give it out to the weirdos, ratfaces, PI fags, tinychat screen cappers, so you're 4/4 fucked on ever having a direct line to the Kremlin (like I do)
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2022-12-15 at 9:42 PM UTC in so do we really not get new bannersi have lanny's private number not u
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2022-12-15 at 9:42 PM UTC in This girl is so freeeeeaking annoyingwariat, have you thought about getting an above age girlfriend
