I fucked for a couple days then got bored of her, I live in a non white ghetto so it's not really difficult to find a lot of variety on on my cock onmy block
2023-04-06 at 7:56 PM UTC
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I need a lawyer
I contract all my law problems through the offices of Duey Cheatum and Howe.
Hey everyone, just thought I would share something that brought a smile to my face. Yesterday (Or perhaps earlier today) the Finnish flag was put up at the NATO headquarters and there was the gladhanding infront of the flags between the NATO head, the USA secretary of state/defense (can't remember) & the finnish something or other.
Anyway, cool part being it has now doubled the border shared by NATO & Russia, effectively ruining their entire gains of preventing Ukraine from joining NATO. Kinda cool, made me happy, not gonna lie, I love the idea of the former and probably future enemy of my nation being in a much more precarious position as we load the border of Finland to Russia with as many nuclear weapons as we have, probably build a few more bases, make sure Finland never gets Ukrained, Putin is probably even more upset so he's gonna act more irrationall , etc ,etc, etc.
Don't commit wanton killing, if you actually feel this way, put yourself in extremely dangerous places with appearance of being completely vulnerable. When someone tries to kill you, react. In this way you are satisfying both your desires and cleaning up the world of the worst people, those who would attack someone who is in their mind defenseless.
Don't do that either actually.
Why not kick while you stand on your hands dumbfuck?
That being said I am having a lot of fun.
2023-03-29 at 7:59 PM UTC
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Dying pigeon
Kafka aint going to be around forever folks enjoy her while you can cuz that bitch is not long for life.
You are getting old, I also have grown a dissatisfaction for what we call "Premium" weed, I am growing old. I intentionally try to find weed suppliers that sell for cheap and have seeds in it. Lol.
I did a dab my friends son had like a new rig for and he was so proud of it and wanted everyone to try one, this nigga buys other shit from me and I said load it fat, idk why i said this, he did, and I did 1 hit and proceeded to feel like I was 12 years old for the night, at one point I put scooby doo on and laughed like a hyena.
2023-03-29 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
Not gonna lie this thread makes me want to cut a pedophile's, not gonna say names, hands into chicken fingers and make that nigga eat it raw. I saw a video where this happened and not gonna lie, I was impressed.
2023-03-29 at 7:51 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
next motherfucker going into a bucket with a couple inches of lye in it alive
2023-03-29 at 7:49 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
I enjoy harming and disfiguring thieves.
2023-03-29 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
One time someone stole coke from me and didn't think I knew it, so when they was rolling up the next joint, instead of weed they pulled out 3 of MY specific little bags which had a g in each. He looked up to make sure I didn't see. I was like, hmmm, went into the other room and grabbed a small hammer and some weed, I asked him to roll another one for me cuz I can't roll cuz my arthritis, so as he's doing it, I smashed his hand with a hammer, hit him a couple dozen times going for the ribs, and missed and he kinda like really looked in a bad position after the miss went to the back of the head (i didn't expect him to immediately fold and kept striking) he was half conscious I would say, so I retrieved my drugs and the contents of his pockets, realized he was still kinda half out of it, and then proceeded to smash his other hand with the hammer, and ask him if he wants to die, he said no, so I asked him why he steals, and he says he doesn't, so I spit in his face and showed him where the door way, he couldn't really walk so once he was out the door with a dozen or so hammer strikes to the chest, 1 to the head, his right hand half smashed with one or two blows, his left hand permanently disfigured with 5 or 6 strikes at full strength without him really being conscious, I pushed him out the doorway and he tried to catch himself on his broken hands and proceeded to fuck them up worse.
He went and told everyone he stole from me and this happened and I'm a piece of shit, K.
2023-03-29 at 7:28 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
remember when your dumbass thought you could make art for money lol and tried to and then we found your gay ass 'art' and all laughed?
I do.
"HEY STARTREK; you seen any twelve year olds around here? Remember when we saw that girl and she looked 12 but was really 17?" lookin ass pedophile
2023-03-29 at 7:26 PM UTC
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Cuet part od my finger off
Given the level genius you're at, I would recommend not doing parkor and focusing on something more realistic for you: walking.
I go to the gym and see how fast I can get treadmills while still maintaining being able to run. I can go about 14-14.5 MPH and hold that speed for about 90 seconds, I sound literally like a hammer is beating the treadmill to death, I make sure I can run that shit for like i'll be honest i can't do 2 minutes yet and I get off it feeling like I been in a fight, then when all the blood is in my legs, I get off and do upper body work outs/yoga, my goal is to be able to sprint as fast as I can away and if cornered be able to immedatiately fight as soon as I flee to a spot where I can turn around either in the dark alley, or a spot where I know no cameras are.
Or I just outsprint them, I can get from my liquor store to my house a couple blocks away in a minute. The liquor store doesn't appreciate when I run full speed, Usian Bolt nigga shit straight to the store, rip the door open, and say "morning" as I grab some beers. The first couple times I Saw the clerk grab something under teh counter and look nervous lol
Every person in my proximity knows I am absolutely fucking nuts. Also I have all my meds here and have decided, I don't need medication as long as I stay away from civilized people
when was the last time you scrubbed the dead skin off your face and how often you doin it?
Fuck mane, I might take this bitch to a hotel just because I haven't been in a hot tub in probably shit year or two and that seems like something I would enjoy
So I'm gonna take this pumice stone and scrape all of my like hands and feet until they smooth, take my nail kit and clean my ugly ass chewed down nails, and then I got one of those scrubbys that you're supposed to use int he shower, and just scrub my face as clean as I can. Oh before that I'm going to shave. I shave outside because another hispanic person told me not to inside because it'll fuck up my plumbing as I live in a shithole.
A small amount of lotion on the exposed skin, particularly my face/head, hands and feet.
The amount of force I Use while I do this is like the full amount lol
