Oh I get laid whenever I want, I'm a white minority in this area that speaks bad spanish. I'm the tallest person around here and in good shape, I got scary tattoos and talk like a gangster. But I wouldn't introduce any of these hoes to my mom lol.
meh i go to prison, get shot and stabbed periodically, like to rob my plugs, stage inside job robberies, and teach others how to use sprite to make their rocks bigger. Plus more bullshit my ass gets up to.
HTS/Meikai spends 2/3 of a day sitting on a pillow on a computer chair, 1/3 of the day laying on her back on a mattress.
That ass must smell so fucking MUSTY bro that I couldn't do it, probably got that discoloration people who are really fat or don't move often get where it's not white skin it's like pink inbetween the buttcheeks from heat and pressure.
How I want to buy boxes of pop tarts of the most sugary kinds, like the brownie, cookie and cream, and blueberry ones. I hope to god I get the opportunity to eat these soon
and I won't microwave them like spectral cuz that's kinda weird.
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If he was watching the pop tart circle the platter, his eyes probably melted right in the sockets, just like in Indiana Jones
Shitori Nagisani (or some shit) escaped from 6 different prisons in his adult life, the 5th is the one he is most famous for. In the 1940s it was standard to feed prisoners Mizo Soup which if you don't know, is soybean gruel fermented, with small amounts of fish oil, cabbage, and some weird fungus the japs like to eat. In prison it's basically old soybean paste, fish guts ground up, the butts of cabbage (it kinda grows like lettuce with a butt/foot) served with a pinch of salt and the cheapest rice possible. Basically they give u two bowls 1 of shit soup, 1 of barely cooked rice, and the standard small amount of salt to really add some razzle dazzle to your daily (1) meal. You are also confined in a cell alone or with 3 other men and are unshackled once a week for twenty minutes to go into a dirty water tub with your cell mates to clean yourself, however they don't change the bathtub water between men so basically it's an opportunity for you to stretch your shoulders so you don't atrophy completely.
He escaped the first 4 times due to japanese incompetence largely due to the first and second world war and the drawing of competent men to the front lines, so you had either 16 year olds or 65 year olds running and securing the prison.
He would pour a take the salt and a sip of soup and mix them together in his mouth, he would then apply it to the bolts of the feeding tray & the links of his shackles. When it would dry he would vomit up bile and reapply the liquid to the shackles and bolts of the feeding tray.
Due to the war going ever worse, there were mandatory black outs to avoid making targets for American bombers.
Apparently salt is extremely corrosive to metal and after a couple months of keeping vomit and salt on the metal, they rapidly rusted and he was able to break the cuffs and remove the metal components in the food slot, widening it. He then stripped naked and dislocated both of his shoulders getting through the food pass at night during a black out.
He went on the run for a couple years, after arguing with a farmer over a barrel of food (rice most likely) he stabbed him with a piece of sharpened wood.
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They recaptured him trying to leave the city with the barrel of rice and was charged with murder and sentenced to death.
He was placed in max and sentenced to death, and did the exact same thing except he was loosening the metal floor boards bolts with the salt and vomit technique. he then used his food bowls to dig a tunnel out because by luck he had been placed on the bottom floor (Most cheap buildings like prisons in Japan don't have basements at the time). He then escaped and spend 5 years running.
However the prison was located in a desolate area and to seek transportation out of there would've been instant recapture since it's only industry pretty much is the prisons.
After 5 years he turned himself in reportedly in the middle of winter during a bad snow storm that didn't end.
The judges accepted him turning himself in, and that he had never committed violence during his 6 prison escapes. So they commuted his death sentence to life and allowed him to choose the city he would do prison time in. He requested Toyko and they granted it.
He became a model prisoner and after 14 years was released, re met his daughter after and worked as a construction worker until dying in the late 70s of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 72.
I also don't give a fuck and kinda talk down to people when they ask for credit, I also let the scary ones steal Arizonas and Pepsis cuz I'm sure as fuck not going to leave the protection of the bullet proof glass to rescue a 1$ drink when I can see a pistol in his waistband. So they like me. Also they said I can drink there as long as I pay for the beer and don't start till I'm halfway through the shift. I'm like god damn this aint too bad of a gig. They keep calling me by a name that I'm not familiar with which IDK if they caught onto that but they have to like yell the name at me before I realize o ya dats me
it's a lil mom and pop corner store. Owned by a bunch of Pakistani Muslims, they like that I can speak jiggaboo to our customer base which is mostly black at night.
if you have negative things to say about him and do it publically in milwaukee or chicago you will be shot by his followers still to this day
In the USA as a white person it is best not to have opinions on any form of organized crime (assuming, you are also a criminal), that includes gangs, the mobs, etc. Because if you seem to speak anything negatively, it will get back to them and you will be eliminated.
For instance, I periodically hear people I know discussing The Cartels of Mexico. I Tell them I've heard of them and know they are good people who are very good at what they do and I appreciate like the lower prices I pay as a result of their efficiency in operating.
That's the only opinion you should publically have.
I wanted to contribute with my favorite, I had a shiny Zelda cartridge. Wasn't very good at it (I was 8 in 2000 and got it when I was about 4/5), the opening "music" I wanted to share.
I shit you not, I guess it wasn't really me thinking things through I typed in "Zelda NES Opening Noise." lol
