i just didn't think people were dumb enough to fall for this in real life, enjoy your 1981 Toyota car battery 100$ and the shit flat dead forever.
God Bless Me, of course I didn't wanna stick that leakin ass ugly ass battery into my scooter
"The guy down the street said this work for your scooter"
'Ok where u plug it in it's a fucking car/weed whacker/boat battery that's leakin? 200$? I'm good dude, i don't want that."
Tf he finna do?
U got a car battery that looks old as fuck an I got a scooter that won't take it and u bought it a block away cuz some guy said it was a scooter battery? Nigga go return that shit.
I text my boy "Run."
when he go to return it I manually like that ugly ass razor scooter that'd fuck up your ankles, i whip that bitch back home fuck him, your 100$ cum up just bought me 7 days worth of beer and cigarettes god bless u and god really bless me fr and my boy he straight too i cut him off at 20%, he made 80 bucks last night; i 320.
Shit everyone got paid welcome to life.
I saw this idea in runescape where you'd ask for an obscure object knowing the person will pass the Grand Exchange towards the bank most of the time, find the lowest level nigga wearing the best shit he can and tell him I got this random ass item for xxx gp (gold pieces)
more later like when he hit the bank he gonna find somene buying for 2x xxx whatever price, he goes back to the first motherfucker, buys the shit for way more than its worth expecting to double da money.
Both need to leave immedaitely.
Fucking 1, 2, 3 my ass in real life don't even leave, i just tell them car batteries and moped/smart bike batteries kinda are a little different and I aint want it. But if u got a real one I got u on that 200$ when I see it , I see that ATM aint got no cash on me till i get a battery for this bitch u think im crazy?
4 times folks about 5 1/2 horus of work.
why these drunk ass licks think a car battery finna fit this lil ass moped engine but idgaf i told that nigga I aint need that typa battery, he said that othermotherfucker said he know it work for this, i said ok how???
...
Me and my manual scooter went home and i threw my battery back in that bitch and scooted around holding a beer telling people i know u know where i can get another battery just to fluff up the bunch
4/7 for marks I thought would work, fuckin a 400$ clean money for a bunch of gay ass drill batteries. 1 nigga threw the shit at my boy and we resold it 45 minutes later.
2023-06-15 at 8:14 AM UTC
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edited because what I said was a little too mean (and true)
2023-06-15 at 8:12 AM UTC
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as long as you got to own me I wouldn't need more
n yeah i guess that is true, that and drugs provide me my Grand Theft Atuo: Vice City lifestyle it's aight here, why dont u come and pay for everything for a week and we can go out and do shit, ur man don't use niggasin.space right
2023-06-15 at 8:11 AM UTC
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i would have sex with any member of this forum under 190lb that isn't wariat.
Truthfully I Think aldra is a twink and i'd fuck the shit out of his little quasi Nazi japanese american ass mostly to bring honor to my clan but don't get me wrong candy at 230lb i'd make an exception for u of course! 80lb is ass and thighs.
2023-06-15 at 8:07 AM UTC
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but sometimes I say extremely vulgar shit like I do to you and they look at me, and I tell them the truth "I didn't mean for you to take that hard, it wasn't my dick." and if we like drinkin that'll happen a couple times, but if I'm like having 3 beers in 8 hours (my minimum) getting food and shit, lady i'm quite the gentleman and if they have any opinions on anything, I just mirror what they're saying and act like I know about that shit too. Thank god I'm white and well read, I can support or Disagree with any major like political or cultural opinion
Then I study black culture as it relates to the United States participation in the melting pot and tell them i did vote for Donald Trump and I regret it but I like what Obama did when I voted for him twice.
Unlike the racist wellhungs and vinnies, I actually enjoy having sex with black people and think they're one of the most interesting parts of our society, way more interesting than my people who find pepper to be the right amount of spices.
2023-06-15 at 8:03 AM UTC
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maybe more if we got a long good and u told me u had a car and a good ass job i'd think u know what, i'd be aight wit dat,
Hollah.
2023-06-15 at 8:02 AM UTC
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candy I am an anti racist and I want you to know one thing, if you were a slave I would free you for the evening.
folks 1 nigga will stand outside the bank or some shit, asking if anyone got a battery for a moped, and he's got a shitty electric bike or moped or some shit scooter and he be like yo bro you know where i can ge ta battery 200$$$! If u walk a block away a different african american gentleman will say "Yo man I got this battery for a hundred bucks it's an extra one for a [whatever the other guy needed a battery for]
i watched 2 people in 3 days fall for the:
"Nah bro this aint gonna fit my shit" more later in the moment they find out the battery is dead and for a drill or some shit.
2 different people fell for this, buy the battery for 100$, walk back to the second guy, who already got a text saying "WE DID IT"
So now I'mma go get some batteries and try it too because I'm white and look like I need I need a battery! and then 1 block away at the only liquor store open (that I Got Shot at 3 months ago) where my cuban grandfather is gonna have 3 batteries (dead, free, i know where they at already) 100$ each, we finna get dat money nigga!!!
2023-06-15 at 7:56 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
A lot of white people are pretentious and I kinda feel exluded from the whole clique of like White society. I'm not sure if it's because I use vulgar words or because I have vulgar ideas, I'm imagining it's that coupled with bad presentation of core principles (Legalize Medical Narcotics Fully for Recreational Purposes n give em too me for free like EBT/Food Stamps on a card so I can just be like i'mma swipe it but really the government pays for the majority of this shit, BUT WITH GOOD WEED & A LIL BIT OF THAT GOOD BADFORYOU Shit!!!! Por favor)
like that but instead of on the first, i think they should bust that bitch down every 2 weeks like u workin a real job type shit, make people feel good about theyselves. Fuck askin what god or that kike that killed jesus would do, ask yourself What Would BradleyB Do That
Rest of your life that's all you gotta live by, hmu, i got CashApp too.
2023-06-15 at 7:52 AM UTC
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if i come arkansas i wanna meet u and butt just like 45 minutes is all u finna need wit me & dude u ever heard of the reverse oreo, i got u boo boo
2023-06-15 at 7:51 AM UTC
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how big is the bed u and that white guy sleep on can u take a pic for ur fans
alotta these people on my block
gonna get motherfuckin straight up shot
I know damn well
they aint doni good
if they was doin good
they wouldn't be in my hood
gang gang don't shoot me please i'm white!
I yell Gang Gang if they aint solve it
gang gang
put u on the next episode let my nets hang
I like to go and do it
then I watch the news with my two goons and we laugh just like hyenas.
You'd love him if he was dressed like a girl and had a penis you "ignore" while you suck off.
