Posts by Bradley

1. 2020-08-18 at 4:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Yep, having a cup of coffee right now while i fondle my flaccid weiner and smoke weed out of a metal straw I found in a starbucks.
2. 2020-08-18 at 4:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Hi everyone. I miss all of you. I'm smoking shitty CBD weed and watching a lot of porn while I sip coffee and play WarZone on my PS4. I hope someone loves me.
3. 2020-07-28 at 6:30 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm lonely so I came home. Hi everyone. :(
4. 2020-07-28 at 4:40 PM UTC in What is your typical alcohol arrangement?
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   4x Hurricane High Gravity 16oz Tall Boys, 1x 24oz Red'a Apple Ale, I get Apple or Green Apple Flavor
   
   Sometimes I get a 750mL of vodka, 2 energy drinks (kickstart, orange and purple), then a 24oz steel reserve.
   
   Sometimes I masturbate in their bathroom, sometimes I don't. You gotta remember I get drunk, not lucky.
5. 2020-07-28 at 3:57 PM UTC in Tort's criagslist CC, SS#s, bank robbery, and mexico criminal guide for dummies!!!!!
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   An inspiring tale of both daring adventure and great personal growth. Would go watch in theaters.
6. 2020-07-28 at 2:48 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape Thread
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I am trying to play Runescape again everyone. I just went through a bad break up and need to fill my time with other stuff. Gonna probably move back to where I'm from. Is Tinychat still a thing?
7. 2020-04-02 at 5:19 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm doing aight.
8. 2020-04-02 at 5:15 PM UTC in I just got caught trying to shoplift an airplane shot from the liquor store
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   No one wants to find their happiness at the bottom of the well, until they're drinking out the well. Well well
9. 2020-04-02 at 4:47 PM UTC in Being a father figure in these trying times
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What should happen if the guy was 15 and the girl was 14?

   
   Bill Krozby is 33 years young and she is 14 lol
10. 2020-04-02 at 4:47 PM UTC in John/Sploo killed himself
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Octavian I thought you were Pagan?

    
    Yea. I also see meteorites.
11. 2020-04-02 at 4:14 PM UTC in Being a father figure in these trying times
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Bill Krozby is definitely not going to be distancing himself from some jailbait, he's gonna pull out his guitar and sing her a lullaby.
12. 2020-04-02 at 4:13 PM UTC in John/Sploo killed himself
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Remember when he did the Diphenhydramine speedball? He was a shooting star and we were blessed by his presence albeit brief and mostly retarded.
13. 2020-04-02 at 4:10 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape Thread
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think playing runescape or any MMORPGs are good for the soul and discourages many archers from firing their shot
14. 2020-04-02 at 4:08 PM UTC in I just got caught trying to shoplift an airplane shot from the liquor store
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    These are the usual boof go to where i'm from among the older kids.
15. 2020-04-02 at 3:52 PM UTC in Being a father figure in these trying times
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    it's like the classic young gentleman who attracts single mom's just to end up fucking their children and posting about it on the internet.
16. 2020-04-02 at 3:25 PM UTC in I just got caught trying to shoplift an airplane shot from the liquor store
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I stole 340$ in furs from a store that remodels my suits. We may have both took off from the starting line, but I'm glad as fuck my hustle harder than this. Also what kinda liquor was it? UV-shit wouldn't be worth it but like grey goose or jim beam would IMO
17. 2020-04-02 at 3:21 PM UTC in John/Sploo killed himself
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    How come every time i come on this site someone I know is dead?
18. 2019-06-22 at 5:50 AM UTC in Name the female members of this site.
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by HTS Nuh uh, I got 'em removed like 2 months ago.

    
    send me pics
19. 2019-06-22 at 5:39 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Is ArmsMerchant dead? Every time anything relating to the zodiac killer shows up, I look my people dead ass in the eyes and I say "I know that motherfucker." and point to the TV.
20. 2019-06-21 at 9:43 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I remember u, i made the polish pizza with the ketchup. IM glad u beat up a cult leader infront of his kids, imma look him up on youtube