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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi OP,

    I have worked extensively in this field and have many wonderful things to share with you. All of these things were described to me by a sweet potato and I was very confused, this was his story,

    "Yo look so your gonna need the following items

    Salt (about 7g, table salt, make sure it's like powder salt and not all bricked!~!~!~ out)
    zip lock bag (gallon size) four of them
    Coffee can (plastic)
    Vaseline (pull it out your mommas ass, that's the good shit)
    Baby Oil.

    SO we're gonna take the money, OK, we're gonna take the salt OK, wrap the salt in a coffee enhancement, put a bread tie at the top (The salt absorbs mooisture) first ziplock, the parachut of salt, , take vaseline and rub it all over the outside of the bag, rub it real good, you want it creampie like a pie, not miss a spot, another bag, slicken the outside with baby oil, another bag, more salt, another bag, grease it up, lay it in there and when you lay it in the bag don't leav ea hollow spot, that's so easy to find, fill it with locally available earth.

    Use a GPS coordinates to remember where it's buried. DOn't fuck this up, double check your saves, and double save the location.

    Drop the can between 2-3 feet down. "shoving" from freezing of ground water and shoving either through the can will break. This doesn't happen past 3 feet deep.

    So please don't make me into french fries."

    Then he becamea side order of american fries
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I took Bill Krozby' mom for a date, I listed myself as 49 on now is our time (50+ dating), she picked me up which was a nice change of pace, I was very excited as she had a nice vehicle, she took me to the food pantry, we shared a subway sub, she really helped me get my shit togteher.

    I did not fuck.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    jujitsu, i doubt you've been struck by bar fighting white wisconsinites, but let me tell you, If your a good fist fighter I'mma kick you in the knee and if you kick em once I"mma roll your ankle for you and then expect you to just stand up and keep throwing hands. '

    but your right, im sure given your sumo diet, you are very STRONG.

    Bitch.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Bill Krozby is a better poster than OP and OP hates it
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    He's White. Discuss.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i treat my bitches right. HTS, you could've had a nice candle set delivered but shuck
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    what the fuck kind a dopeboy doesn't wanna go to a strip club "Cuz the women are nosey."
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley i lovoe you HTS, my boy wants to goo too the strip club, but fuck broo i hate these nosey bitches


    why cant i go to a strip club, ten bottles in the club, i aint even tryna drank, niggas

    o ya cuz im with gangsters and they don't wanna hear aboout hoow im tryna fuck HTS and I got big titties and im passin, I love totse

    dude i was high when i posoted this
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyA- 3 Votes

    Sir Ratface 3 Votes

    The tie breaker will a multi pronged competiton.

    FIRST: HTS will naked mud wrestle her childhood trauma

    SECOND: I will fuck Scron

    Third: Scron will annally plunder me

    Then HTS will cast the tie breaking vote.

    We must do this according to our people's custom
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    didnt' have nuffin to eat but i cried to my nightbares I flipped that mattress and sawa mean mug and a fuckin .40
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow.

    No. I've been to all the aforementioned places and they're all boring. Leave me alone unless you wanna just come downtown Fargo and check out that scene. I'll show you drunk native americans like you've never seen before.

    I can sweeaer these non whites by my parts will kill you if they can't pimp you, except they love/afraid oof (Can't tell they still buyin) of us, but we runnin shit and why can't you 8/1/2020 I almost starved to death
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    a band to american niggers is 1 stack or 1,000 USD
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    love you HTS, give him 30 days to move out, i got a band oon next month
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    i lovoe you HTS, my boy wants to goo too the strip club, but fuck broo i hate these nosey bitches


    why cant i go to a strip club, ten bottles in the club, i aint even tryna drank, niggas

    o ya cuz im with gangsters and they don't wanna hear aboout hoow im tryna fuck HTS and I got big titties and im passin, I love totse
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    nvm i got 17 emails immediately from other members, my bad, i don't do charity, learn too suck dick or soomething if you're too weaek too fight
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    look can you pin this shit? i sleep 5am to about 8:30/10pm central.

    i meant this the backaround, I can't answer from 3-5am-7-9am

    If you wanna die, 678 666 0196

    I promise! I will answer when I see an unknown caller.


    Fuck all this dying shit nigga, ill send you a dollar, Get better not stay sick nigga, waht are your goals? Let's reach them (For you!) I wanna seee some not bad shit that i created, be it, you need 20 or a 50 spot, be honest nigga, i prolly got you if you won't talk about it.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost men are not cute or attractive in any way. Only feminine features are attractive, effeminate doesn't count.

    My opinion is this as well.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai Idk fam, it's pretty gay if you catch the manslaughter charge for poisoning someone. That's how women kill people.

    I disagree. But that's my own opinion, a lotta ppl make mistakes, (p.s. Why r u here? o ya, ok)
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    "Sorry miss, yeah sorry *mumbles while i crush more mojito whatevr th fuck like leaf peals or some gay shit? like i enjoy men and shit but i cannot enjoy how gay like most oof this shit is, give HTS three shots of rum and ask her to write a poem

    I got like 14 bands, only, but those aren't my expenses, i live on than 1900 if you can believeit like i got 14 put up, but not no 19 typee shit, yu maakin 100$ suckin dick or you got 5 hurs of liftin ahead of you toomorrow, sux to sux, yoou want 100 you work 80, no lies no exeption, if yoou weeak you good enough (I'm not weak) but you woork your hardest if you can't find a niche (HTS already has two dry cleaners that love doing my suits) who i talk boy stuff with, carry my ironed clothingand I"ll carry that iron for our family.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    "Sorry miss, yeah sorry *mumbles while i crush more mojito whatevr th fuck like leaf peals or some gay shit? like i enjoy men and shit but i cannot enjoy how gay like most oof this shit is, give HTS three shots of rum and ask her to write a poem

    I got like 14 bands, only, but those aren't my expenses, i live on less than 1900 if you can believeit like i got 14 put up, but not no 19 typee shit, yu maakin 100$ suckin dick or you got 5 hurs of liftin ahead of you toomorrow, sux to sux, yoou want 100 you work 80, no lies no exeption, if yoou weeak you good enough (I'm not weak) but you woork your hardest if you can't find a niche (HTS already has two dry cleaners that love doing my suits) wh
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