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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    WellHung dislikes me because he sent me photos of his defecation in a toilet one morning after I messaged him what's up. Told him shit humour and pics like that isn't my thing and not to message me that stuff.

    He never replied and has been extra to me since.

    What a lame.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I wouldn't buy it to wear but rather to toss on niggas when they do the jenkem
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Native Americans think they can sit down first, I say why!! They said sir we have reservations

    I say ya ok that make sense
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master My nigga, wish i could thank ur post twice, lets try to meet up around halloween im downstate rn working a crazy job, actually, you anna come to downstate and work as a welder?

    I sure don't! C u for Halloween. I'm off Hampton and Hopkins now. You'll love it. Three white ppl total
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I be living in the ghetto smoking blunts happy as a clam in a shell. Haven't been home in several weeks and my fish are probably dead. Hoping to get over that way in the next few weeks. I got all my snakes and tools out my mom's crib (where I store everything while moving). I hope I will have a beautiful life with my Amiga on this block.

    As always I am leading with the best leg forward and positive experiences seem to be occurring for he who works it.

    I've been drinking like 8 to 12 beers or mixers a day, there isn't any TWEAK here but there is are a lot of blunt wraps, 40s, gangsta rap and beautiful Hispanic dinners made by my girlfriend.

    I'm even making a good effort at learning Spanish. I currently know enough to say I AM THE BIG WHITE SAUSAGE and to order chicken tacos.

    It is going well.

    Quick Mix Ready has been the b stepping Cuomo block I needed to get a leg on any oppositional forces that I felt took jelly hold in my life.




    Remember if I can succeed, you too can try and succeed!
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    also someone had to explain what molly water was to me cuz i was too stupid to not see the genius in drinking a glass of molly water.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Her son doesn't like me as much as she do. :))



    I'll be back when my life don't work out again.



    IF you come to Milwaukee and pick up some fire stamped with a B you definitely didn't get that shit from me.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    thats my nigger right thurrrr

    Too big too be carried by angels, too angelic to be captured by satan

    You live on whenever I see you. Whenever I see a really fat white guy with goofy facial hair eating fast food parked in his car, high as fuck, laughing, I sometimes see you.

    NIGGER.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    i have crazy mike's PI but i have to get out my computer from when I was doing the Trading Pit in 2010 and hope that my outlook is still saved and my encryption code is saved into a notepad document. (the highest level of security when you're smoking a gram of AM2201 a day)

    Found my old printer too the other day when my mom needed boxes, it even had a funny thing in the scanner that i may upload depending on if I go to the bucks game in milwaukee. I'll lyk.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Unconfirmed / Need more info:

    ebagger
    OMGPLZDNTBAN
    GET BENT
    crazymike
    fubi
    DietPiano
    pwp
    Viper

    Any others? I haven't seen RisiR or blingbling around, but then again I haven't been around much either.

    This thread can also double as a wish list. I will edit with updates.

    RIP to everyone except Quick MIx Ready, just chiming in (not in a haha way but in a I'm for real and can put this to rest) the following users on your list can be verified. I swear on my honour and word as the world's biggesthomosexual 211 drinking porn star in his mom's basement I can confirm the death of:

    Fubi
    purewhitepanda (my favorite of the list)
    VIPER

    If anyone has the other people on the questionable list, send me their PI and I'll look into it.

    An aside:

    Proots/FOURNARIDIS is doing fantastic, is friendly as ever, and wants nothing to do with this community/America.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Isssssssss somebody out there fuckin yo bitch

    slayin yo game scores

    spendin yo food stmaps

    slappin yo kids

    o lawwwd

    is somebooooooooooooooody out there fuckin yo bitch

    You need to get out of your chell and start dating again or at least hit up those ugly hoes you got caught up with. I would if i were you.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Damn.

    Viper too
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Draw pictures of your god over and over again till they're not shit
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    We're gonna walk around the domes and go through the n ghetto and I can't wait to show colored ppl that crazy ass white boys are back n we pouring up
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I whack a niggas daddy for callin me a daddy whacker.

    Going to go meet my friend I met and she lives in the hood hood and I'm really excited to play Monopoly. I put .11 of tweak into two vitamin pills so no one knows I'm high


    I have had sex with a woman in like 1 1/2 years.

    I'm bringing my best and wanted everyone to know.

    I miss y'all and hope you guys are doing better

    My fish I named Paul Wozny aka quick mix ready the pedophile died cuz I kept moving him and playing games:/

    My deepest regrets it was not the real Paul my cat Bo Bo ate last night.

    I think the best thing we can do is look forward the first gate
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Some nigger is shooting off a machien gun on water street.

    i kinda wish I didn't wake up ina trap hou se chec my pockets and start getting people high, i slept way too much
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    When I was growing up there was this super mean retard (Who I will refer to as Paul)

    Paul had the following likable qualities:

    His mom would drive us to the walmart/liquor store and not realize we were stealing alcohol. She'd buy us monsters and other mixers and like I said, this kid was straight up hard to like.

    His mom was really nice though. My friend still "knows" her.

    Nice lady, but produces tards.

    Kids now an adult and in a group home and my boy still fuckin on her and that's basically Paul Wozny the man who should've been into an institution for crackheads who wanna swallow their own teeth.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I am awake at 2am by alarm because I have to get high and go to work.

    Fucking bullshit honestly.

    ITT: Quack Max Ready alienates his two friends.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I"m 81cm in the waist and this makes it very hard to buy chinesey man clothing as evidently i'm like a foot taller and wider than everyone except Yao Ming
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    probably cuz your'e a crackhead nigger

    want another buzz 20$
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