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op sucks dick
i used to masturbate in social studies because I th ought the teacher was attractive
Looking back it's kinda fucked up i was doing this up until like 10th grade, just jackin under the desk in the back of the room starring at motherfuckers
can't imagine doin that nowadays but i remember doing it often as a child/youngman
2021-03-28 at 3:33 PM UTC
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River otters
also they eat trout and i burned two of their dens down when I was sfishing up north cuz i hate those cock s uckers so mch I also discharged my 9mm, however i did not strike any of them, the fire however did shoo them off and fishing picked up in that creek.
can't remember if they were otters or that rat thing muskrat or beavers, idk I didn't give a fuck
2021-03-28 at 3:32 PM UTC
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River otters
I live on a river otter farming community actually. We breed them both commercially and for domestic consumption. They're primary value is derived from the sleek fur that is used to make bestiality themed sexual pariphinalia. The milk is also used by our people to make a variety of cheeses.
Honestly, when it comes to these guys, I don't know what we'd do with otter'm.
2021-03-28 at 3:27 PM UTC
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What are you smoking?
my friend gave me like a tenth of a dab cart that looks really professionally made (Unlike the clear ones)
I'm trying to smoke less cigarettes, I'm also smoking shitty weed that's full of seeds that i have a bunch of
oh and when i reuped i got a free sampler of some HINDU WEED DABS or some shit, i got like half a gram of that on a jar i'm peepin lil toots off of
i haven't had any tweak in like a month and that's fuckin sadnewsbrad fr i hate cocaine and adderall 20 IRs go for like fuckin 10$ a piece, even 15$.
I do like 3 of them IRs that's like 45$, fuck outta here. WQhen I was in high school adderall 20s were like 2$ a piece, 30s were a hundred bucks for a script.
I used to flip them bitches. I remember opening the capsuls of the 30mg or the blue 15s and pouring them beads out and leaving like 1/2 the amount of original beads
On Odin I had a plastic walmart cup with just a whole bottom of beads when iw as 15 or 16
I used to sell them to this 1 guatamalan guy who had MONEY MONEY, anmd he'd call me herea nd there all bitchin about how full the bweads were, and im telling him to couont them up and get back to me
gang gang let these nuts hang
I really miss when Oxycontons were 25$ a 40mg and then the price trippled and now nobody even wants opanas they just wanna die from heroin
one of my exes said we had a really good sex life
I said "I know, I'm good at sex."
I'm sure most of you remember my bike accident i got into a couple years ago that ended up cuasing my hyperpenile enlargement. My insurance covers it, but honestly other than light headedness and 3000 followers on Grindr i don't feel like it changes my life negatively.
i also don't talk to, know, or interact with any women except my mom and my roommate
I would like to have sex with my roommate but she doesn't want to have sex with me
I wouldn't really wanna have sex with me either tbh.
SIKE i'mma go have sex with myself in like ten minutes.
2021-03-28 at 2:20 PM UTC
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Who is uglier
Sometimes I miss Malice.
I read his autopsy paperwork every couple months.
Feelsbadman.
2021-03-28 at 2:14 PM UTC
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I got an inheritence
Hi, sorry i needed my drugs ingested.
On a serious note, credit isn't good and is akin to slavery.
File bankruptcy and stop taking out loans and lines of credit.
my plug owes me 850.
I make like 850 a month on paper.
You feel me?
Keep it 100 with youtselfg and don't purcvhase shit you can't buy outright, cut expenses, you don't need to eat, do cheaper drugs, fuck college and fuck you. Save upa nest egg and then THEN consider taking out some form of debt like a mortgage when you have 10, 20 or even 50% (mny personal home owning goal is to put about 50% of 60,000USD up for like 5 or 6 acres with a cabin near a waterway (i fish)
So stop being gay, and get your shit together bro. No one will want to make a nest with you when you don't have a fuckin nest.
HMU if you want help or to talk about your future moves, I'd like to see you better off and out of debt, and not owned by a monetary digit.
i don't think candyrein is a good poster based ont he repeated nonsensical nature of her posts and the only reason any of you do is because she's masqaerading as a woman, might be a real one, I'd like her less if she was.
Only bitches we need here at transvestites and Bill Krozby.
I like Aldra and Ghost because I identify with their lives, aspirations, morals, and sexuality.
2021-03-28 at 2:05 PM UTC
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I got an inheritence
Move out of the country and kill yourself to get out of debt.
I do it every 7 years.
2021-03-28 at 2:02 PM UTC
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Who is uglier
Literally Bill Krozby is awarded two points for being
Male
White
/10
2021-03-28 at 2:01 PM UTC
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Who is uglier
Bill Krozby isn't attractive. Rat face is OK (to me).
I would say
Bill Krozby 2/10
Ratface 4.5/10
niggers im not looking for advice
