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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    i think ratface's penis smells honestly like you ever seen someone who has an infection in the foot and it becomes just rancid and they're like

    "I need to check this out with the doc" and it's like dude your dumb diabetic ass is gonna lose that nasty fungi foot

    that's scron's weiner

    edit: You're Your UR
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley




  3. Bradley Florida Man


    They said go get that out his hand he's on the porch with your chopper
    He said he took like 7 xans and he helpin his problems
    He don't trust no female, not even his momma
    he got finessed when he was at the top, now he don't talk doller
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    is this a nigger thing
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    How come OP is never worried about white girls?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    ive put instant coffee in chewing tobacco in the county jail and then just dranka cup of mud infront of the cops so if they're like "Hmm u smell offly minty inmate Bradley" i'd just drop the cup and vomit and they're not gonna dig through all that get real
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i remember when Dumb Tony would buy me a pack of camels you'd get a coupon inside and he'd be all "I can pack it for you" or "i already packed it for you" so one time i Followed him to the gas station during high school lunch and i watched him pull the piece of paper out of it and i'm like nigger what the fuck was that and he's like it's a coupon

    for like 2 months he had been getting free "Camel Snus" with a nice metal container to put weed in and I thought about really harming him over this cuz i would already give him 2 cigarettes for purhcasing the pack and he was straight up fucking me

    so i kinda secret hated him since then
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by smokemon Probably shoots up a spiritual beacon where all kinds of demons hone in on yo' azz, Nazgûl style.

    I wonder if just munching on the leaves has a more wholesome effect. Plants are God's medicine cabinet.

    You ever chew on a NoDoze might be NoDozz.

    215mg of caffeine will have a similar affect of chewing a small handfull of leaves, however the coca leaves carry euphoria that is extremely fleeting/non existant in caffeine/non amphetamene stimulants

    I would like to take ground up coca leaves, hit them with a small amount of crushed caffeine pills & mix 1 to 1 with chewing tobacco, long cut if you don't mind, less shit in my teeth.

    I would easily have a factory job TODAY if I could stick a wad of coca leaf, caffeine pills, & Wintergreen Skoll into my virgin gums, I used to chew as a child, haven't in about ten years.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    MPS is Milwaukee Public School
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    My father applauded me for educating a black child, which is kinda ironic cuz he's a white supremacist skin militia officer.

    i asked him "Like during martin luther king day, did the teachers take you aside like with the other black kid" (They were very far up north

    he said no

    im like they never made sure you like "got it" like in MPS they basically give white kids a week off of schoolwork as long as the kid can say racism is bad but the educators make sure the recently freed slaves know about their importance to our society

    so everyday of february of 2018 I would play bone thugs and harmony "First of the Month" but I would rap different numbers for every day of the 28 month

    I would go on wikipedia the night before and educate myself about black Americans that weren't fuck ups and one a day, i would make this lil 15 year old high school drop out listen to me talk for 10 minutes, watch a ten minute video, and then he was expected to be able to talk about the nigger for 2 or 3 minutes.

    Or we do it again after we get high and I talk for 20 minutes, watch a different longer youtube video, and then he could play fortnight.

    we got through like 20 days and I Ran out of black people and just started preaching anti semitism
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa In this video, prosperity gospel minister Kenneth Copeland is "Possessed by the Devil"



    Kenneth Copeland was speaking in tongues, and if you are of the spirit, you'll understand the immensely fascinating word ol' boy is delivering. It's an insurmountable precarious message pastor delivers. Some of you may or may not get what he's saying but it's actually quite deep. Whoever said he was possessed by the devil is living a lie. I watched it again like yesterday and was astutely cerebrally stimulated.

    I respected you a lot more before reading this dumbass shit.

    Bro he literally asks you to send 5$, send 10$, send 20$, send what you can!!!

    YOu really believe that dumbasss shit? He stopped saying "Send 1s" in like 1998 because so many people want to just send something

    Stop being a dumbfuck, if you really wanna hear tongues and speak in them, privnote me your address and you can link us to your youtube video

    Any man that breaths can be a healer, I am.



    Stop believing in this white man heebeejeebee bullshit, it looks bad on you.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I dont even understand this whole russia/ukraine thing.

    russia wants 2 things: not having United States allies/Nato Members at their border

    fresh water ports


    The latter was solved by the seizure of crimea in i think it was like 2018 but honestly it might have been '14

    and the nato issue will be solved by just seizing ukraine and installing a puppet government like the united states did to: the entire western hemisphere
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Well he probably didn't like you,bud. So you gravitate to men you respect to figure out your own self and most of the time like if I needed advice and contacted jiggaboo Johnson

    Hed spend five minutes explaining what I should know already and if I listened id be more successful.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready there is both literally and figuratively WRONG in that statement.

    Maybe a Jesus like Proverb.. however Jesus wouldn't set such an example due to the fact that stealing is a violation of one of the 10 commandments.

    I feel like you reach your chubby arm around the safety seals and ear their food
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm drinking beer and doing sudokus in my clean mothers house
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready sure there is. you give them a legitimist reason to pass down the L&P losses for the past quarter. pass it down to the consumers. they get hit with higher prices on top of the current gas price issue that is causing a ripple effect.

    As long as your the one suffering, you're gonna struggle to find sympathy.

    You drive around mcflurries and dominoes pizzas for a living. I don't think @340lb+ you're wasting away
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah you don't get to have a 150,000,000 budget and my sympathy over some chicken wings or v8
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope someone from our community finds you walking along or driving and just forces suffering upon you irl from a distance.

    Great post!
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