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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs and guys, i think i actually recorded demons speaking through background noises. the government has ELF tech that mimicks this, but theres no way they wouldve known i was going to hit the record button cause i did it super random.

    i mean they have mind reading tech but its not perfect

    US3951134A

    Lol
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Boo
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I got banned for spamming my favorite dinosaur name
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Crispy Not me though

    Correct
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk That's a good goal and will turn out useful. I want to know how to throw a jaw punch that will knock a mf out. I'm 5'6" and all of maybe 155 so that might not happen. That's why grandpa told me to bite a nose off in a serious fight lol.

    I lick
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow I wanna be skinny too but I am the archetypal gorillahon. 😭

    That and you have no self control when it comes to your food consumption, coupled with your desire to never leave your apartment or do cardio...
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Crispy Why does nobody wana join my weight loss group

    I am losing weight but no group
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I make people into dinosaurs

    1 night with me and they're a mega-sore-ass
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    well all weapons really now that I thinka bout it
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I want to be hard to hit with projectile weapons
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    treat my dick like a pistol and yo face like a target
    make u bite da bullet
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    (Its my penis)
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    my favorite gun isn't important I changed my mind u all do not get to know!!!!
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm highly effective at penetration
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm a noguns retard and I had to look up the specs for 30-06, but holy shit that's a beast of a cartridge. Absurd potential muzzle velocity, which I think is what you want for penetrating materials?

    It is a combination of velocity and the 150 grain bullet, the 30.06 comes to mind because its like the nice gun everyone has for deer hunting (but not me of course) the other alternative to this is the 12 gauge slug which IIRC has alower velocity but is much much heavier since it's literally like a thumb of lead (400 grain)

    Either of those just go through stuff bro it's pretty cool I've heard
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    why I was commenting that it was such a nice place for her grandparents to pay for her to get drunk at was the nice plate and tablecloth

    no spill stains, no hard wooden bar, no basic dishes for the garlic bread, bright environment, shit looks like an expensive ass old fashioned country club and Kafka just be getting drunk at it.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Shit looks like garlic bread and is making me hungry. Seeing the food y'all posts kinda makes me embarrassed. I eat quick, microwave garbage shit and junk food mostly.

    me? Nigga I can't remember the last time I used the stove top or oven. This is how I cook

    I grab a bowl

    I add in frozen vegetables

    I decide what protein (beans, hamburger, chicken, canned fish, or eggs) are gonna go in it. Then I select some seasonings. I really like taco seasonings, ranch seasonings and soy sauce (1 not all of them, also bbq sauce)

    Nigga I just microwave that, put the water in a separate cup to drink with my meal ad dthe protein and add an extra minute and top with the seasoning.

    Also fresh spinach is added and sometimes a tortilla or mashed potatoes.

    Fucking stupid healthy eating a pound of mixed vegetables + bags of other types of vegetables everyday
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Maybe you're a pony.

    maybe I'm just poor and don't wanna eat straight processed food

    if I was making hamburger helper with a bunch of BAR-S hot dogs from the dollar store and put a couple slices of cheese on top you niggers would applaud my ingenuity to make cheese Weiner casserole but because I diverge from this practice and create something high in fiber, minerals, vitamins and low in cost everyone says

    oh ho ho u must be a climate change activist homosexual pony horsefucker grass fucker

    and I'm like no I'm just poor and don't want to go more blind
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk My last girlfriend was cold and wasn't a girly girl. I'm a warm, huggy kissy guy if I'm in a relationship. We were emotional opposites and I was highly attracted to her.

    pics?
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka When I try to imagine a mother figure all I can come up with is a tigress.

    what about when you imagine me???
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