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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I enjoy talking shit to losers.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm just gonna steal people's identities and collect more welfare fuck all you guys
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Gross lol
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    bump
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm probably not going to have children unless I accidentally one.

    Fonaplats' life is kinda pathetic from any perspective except his.

    He took upon the worst parts of being a parent:
    -Paying for it and everything it needs
    -Having to share housing with a minor
    -Baby sitting/paying for childcare
    -Having an annoying baby around.
    -Stretched out pussy & stretch marks.

    With none of the perks of being a parent:
    -The child will not take care of him because he's never going to be actually family to the child.
    -The child will not credit any of it's success to him.
    -Not his child.

    But folks, Fonaplats is not a simple man, he makes this huge sacrifice so he can cum in this beautiful dumpster and some other man's child.



    Fona your life is exceptionally sad.

    I wouldn't raise someone elses kid, give some bitch my car, pay for everything with my factory job, you know why? Because I value you myself and wouldn't trade half of my income for some beat pussy from a hoe with a fucked up jaw.

    Your Mileage May Very.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I think the human body is one of natures perfect engine (I imagine all living animals, at least mammals exhibit this but I've only ever driven a humanbody). With very limited amounts of food it continues operating, it also has the ability to utilize adrenaline with a moments notice. To loosely quote Arnold Schwartanigger in "The Encyclopedia of Modern Body Building"

    "The human body is truly nature's most remarkable engine. Say if you take a 10 horsepower engine and ask it to produce 12 horse power, regardless of what fuel is put in it, it will not produce above 10horse power and if it does, it will not be for long. It will break. The human body when demanded to out produce it's current form will grow stronger, with very few limits, and will be accomplished faster with proper input [diet]."
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey Kafka, I want you to know that since you're single I'm interested in talking to you. Now that I'm not a raging alcoholic, I've noticed my temperament is much more even keeled. I want to focus on getting my degree and securing work and my own place. I understand you're a broken individual and I would like to help heal that. I have more own short comings too, but for the most part I am making great progress in growing as an individual in a manner I ultimately would like to share with someone one day.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    No. I just wanna see him start postingon youtube again
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    never happened
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    tyvm
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    you spend a lot of time trying to convince yourself you're not gay for someone who has sex with men who try to be women

    pretty gay bud

    and all the memes in the world by other fags will not dissuade me (a fag) from proclaiming you as a proud homosexual no matter what delusional pronouns you and your boyfriend purport
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    and I got to move accross country with 0$ to my name, get clean, save up a couple thosuand dollars, and get training/job placement, plus I gained like 18lb and was given well fitted suits, ties, button ups, slacks and name brand shoes.

    I also quit smoking.

    So.... while you are blinded by your BradleyBButthurt I"m getting my life together before I am 30. Must suck not being able to say the same thing.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I get my own place when I get out of here lol
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    no she isn't.

    She's my favorite because she writes from multiple characters' perspectives, often flipping through them back and forth in a manner that juxtapositions cause a motif to be formed by the reader rather than just explained by an omnipotent author. Often once the juxtaposition is formed the reader is coasted through the last 25% which endears us to the reader and then the rug is pulled out from under them by a major plot twist that doesn't seem out of place.

    The Pact- about a suicide pact between two teens in love when one of them survives is one of the best books I've ever read.
    Also Nineteen Minutes- about a school shooter who rampages his High School for 19 minutes

    Basically she fleshes out characters in a believable and endearing fashion that really connects with me.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm excited for her to leave you after you provide for her and her daughter until they find someone better, I imagine she will drive away in "your" car.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I am thinking about all the unsolved homicides in Miami.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    You know diseases mutate right?
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    You just need to capitulate to the black culture.

    (For Westerners in North America, I have no idea what it's like to be European because as I mentioned, I'm just a dope boy from the nort' side)

    I also talk much much blacker than I ever did in Milwaukee but still dress like Mr. Rodgers.
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