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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    GOT EM!
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I havent really ever been one to just pick up women. I'm kinda curious how to go about it. I saw a white girl that kinda looked like kafka working at the book store but i went as they were closing and she left ten minutes before i checked out my school texts. She smiled at me when i smiled at her. So as i was waiting for this faggy trolley i saw her again walking down the street, a pretty women the kind id like to meet, but she had headphones on and as i was thinking of a something to say to her a fucking old white homeless guy came up to me and started talking racism about how people like "us" built this city and how some "darkie" wrinkled her nose at him. He said he doesn't speak Spanish and when i said i don't either it really became the white power hour. By then the skinny white lady with the nice wrists and pig tails walked away down the street.

    I was pissed! Yesterday i went to dollar tree and wanted condoms but they were out so i got 3 cans of whip cream and some cigarettes. This one lady had a beautiful Irish accent and super long hair. To my dismay she saw me outside inhaling the nitrous air from the cans and when i complimented her i had the scary deep inhalents voice and was really fucking high so i fucked that up for myself as well.

    Gonna go shave my head so i don't look fucking 40 years old and keep trying.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka You know it’s so weird how you’re so narrow-minded but claim to read, but I’m the same

    We have quite a bit in common lol

    I'm not autistic but i am not mentally all there. Wanna see my books for college the state paid for
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna get stoned with a Russian kick boxer who wants to work on my abs.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow youre so cool to know about one type of ammunition that i already said i don't.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here I am at the bar


    I dont watch any fictional videos
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    That's what i figured you broken faced fatty
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Stl1 has an alt on our forums
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pictures don't reveal the whole story.


    Jiggai know for a fact you are in better shape and have a nicer appearance than speedy-i have a broke back-parker.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Those aren't sausages at all. Please stay on topic.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dumbass you have an image of me a month after I broke my back and hours after I won a 4 vs 1 fight. Have you ever fought off 4 opponents? Even if you win you take some good shots. I'm 60 now and could out work, fight, and fuck your sorry junkie ass.

    Post a current picture if you're not just bullshitting on the internet
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yes, it's an analogue to LSD, meaning it gets converted to LSD once you ingest it.

    That's not what analogue means, friend.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Vimmslair
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Saw this today in my Facebook feed.

  16. Bradley Florida Man
    The hot dog aka poor ppl sausage is a staple of my diet and always has been.

    I only eat beef or turkey dogs but i do sometimes have brotwurst that contain pork [the only time i consume pig is in sausages]

    I also like summer sausages even when its not summer.

    In addition to the previously mentioned sausages i also like when ppl get creative and add fun stuff to sausage like cheese, jalapenos, chicken, olives, onions, beer, honey, garlic. I like sauerkraut and sometimes pickles.

    A favorite YouTube channel of mine is Ordinary Sausage who makes unconventional sausages. Hes kind of a weirdo and like most sober chefs is very fat.



    I ate 4 of these today made by me in the microwave.



    A lot of people make jokes about how much i love sausages.

    EXCEPT the crumbled sausage that comes on pizza. That shit is fucking disgusting so is pepperoni!

    I do like chorizos as well.

    What's your favourite kind of sausage?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    K lonely nigga who only talks shit while remaining anonymous
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    This isn't a real charity
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Good way to refute me by simply refusing to argue any of it.

    You're a loser on the computer
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