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2022-11-19 at 11:53 PM UTC in You're looking kinda lonely girl 🎶and not one of those "this is my partner and were dog dads while we wait to find a little gook to adopt" kinda family that's bullshit!
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2022-11-19 at 11:53 PM UTC in You're looking kinda lonely girl 🎶I met a new girl today, she's like 20 and wouldn't take her mask off which I thought was suspect as hell, I lost my phone ten minutes after getting her number and talking her up, she seems really crazy, and seh's from the dominican republic and doesn't have any kids, been here three months, so I got her number, messaged her, she just messaged me back shockingly. She told me she's bi and single and odesn't have any kids, and im like OK this bitch is definitely throwing that pussy at me, cuz how it started was I'm sitting in this ghetto train stop in a cuban neighborhood waiting for the train to come and it says 22 minutes till the next one comes. two minutes later she comes walking in and smiles and sits next to me and starts asking about my runic tattoos. I'm also wearing blue jeans, blue dress shirt, got blue eyes, blue adidas, blue backpack with googley eyes on it and a blue lanyard with my college ID on it.
So.
I figure, if I can find any hispanic girl that's younger than me that doens't have any kids and is relatively skinny, I'mma cum in her until I got like 3 kids, speak spanish, and am part of a familia, my amigos.
But in the mean time I am going to go to my AA meetings, not drink, and try my hardest at college because through my success will I attract a horny, slutty dominican art student who longs for big white cock and then one day I'm there. I get chubby just thinking about it, ngl.
And I'mma cum in each one of her holes whether she's catholic or not. And I'm never gonna cheat on her or do her bad :)
I really want a family. -
2022-11-19 at 1:59 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Irma this could be us! -
2022-11-19 at 1:57 PM UTC in Opiate Replacement Therapyhow often did he drink to get cirrhosis?
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2022-11-19 at 1:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-11-19 at 1:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..So 2/3 professors have told me how I'mg onna pass college classes (for the record I did start with 4 classes, math I was dropped from, bringing me down to 3)
1 of the 3 is my second level humanity teacher, i've tried emailing him and messaging him through the website classroom app thing. No response. However, based on my calculation, even if I'm given 0s for all missed work/days/midterm, I can still manage to get a 66% given that the first 1/3 of the work i had 95%+ the middle third I missed lol and the last third is coming up which I likely will get a 95%
Anyway, the class is today, so i'm gonna dress sharp in the clothes I was recently givena nd got from the thrift store, and go in there and tell him about how I have a seizure disorder and do not want to repeat this class. -
2022-11-19 at 1:41 PM UTC in Beans and Rice
Originally posted by slide22 I had Octopus or Squid over a bed of rice with a sunny side up egg and veggies and 20 minutes after I got it home, the fucking thing's tentacles started moving on its own. I don't think they killed the fucker
I was chewing on his tentacles and it was really tuff. I ate maybe 4 bites and moved it to the side of the plate. fucker was moving and making a weird crackly sound.
I got the most violent stomach flu in over a decade. wet shits for over a week. never eating from a fast-college food place again.
It's from the nerves reacting to salt in the food, it's common in Asia to serve tentacle soup/bowl where it's got like tentacles hanging out and then when you hit it with a little of the happy squid soy sauce it will dance and twitch cuz it's a happy squid.
It's just salt, if you were beheaded and they found your spinal cord in your fat flubber neck, hitting it with salt would cause your body to similarly spasm. -
2022-11-19 at 1:39 PM UTC in Beans and Riceoh and granola bars, I'mma big fan of granola in all forms on yogurt, cereals, oatmeals, out of a bag by the handful, or in the classic bar form
Poptarts too but I try to stay away from those unless I'm really high on speed and haven't eaten in a day and need to eat SOMETHING so i can take my arthritis pills -
2022-11-19 at 1:38 PM UTC in Beans and Rice
Originally posted by slide22 You're not supposed to eat more than 2 helpings of Fish in a week because these days it is known to cause skin cancer in fair skin white folx
especially tuna. I been getting pre-cancers removed left and right over the past 20 years. was once a year now I have to do it every 6 months.
I love fresh tuna if made right but I eat can tuna all the time.
I can't eat Salmon though. it's not that it taste bad but it fucks my stomach up. Prolly the Iodine. Can Tuna a little bit but Salmon is the worst. I stick to white fish.
Squid is yum. Calamari is great but steamed squid slices with a zesty sauce is good.
I hate Crab, Lobster and most shellfish. I'll have a bowl of Oyster or Clam Chowder once in a while at a seafood restaurant but never crab or lobster. shits gross af
anyways cut back on all of that fish. Mercury poisoning and being in the sun and eating fish in todays environment leads to skin cancers
look that shit up
I'mma explain this in a way that I don't want you to misconstrue as condescending, Wozny.
My ancestors have been eating fish regularly for as far back as we have been being bred near waterways. I don't care what science says regarding what I consider to be my decision in how I wish to live and what I wish to consume.
I very rarely eat heavily processed foods, in a month I will do fast food once or twice, i drink one energy drink a week, I eat about two candy bars a month and I stopped eating banquet meals, tv dinners, and already prepared meals. I guess peanut butter is kinda processed, i get the cheap shit.
My diet consists mostly of frozen mixed vegetables, spinach, rice, beans, salsa, hot sauce, and the canned seafood I described.
If you think I'mma cut that out and replace it with chicken, you got me fucked up. Idk if you got some issues that YOU can'thandle it but I certainly don't care, I fish in polluted waters in Wisconsin near papermills and meth labs and I eat those fish, I fish Lake Michigan with it's super high mercury content salmon, idgaf, I go to the ocean and i don't really even need to know what kinda fish I caught to tell you if I'mma eat it or not, I can just visibly know.
I like to eat deer eyes and hearts and just like my mother taught me whenever I see someone cooking a whole bird be it wild game or store bought I always ask for the gizzards which I put into a tinfoil boat with a pad of butter, wrap tightly and put in the oven.
Lotta people don't go for this kinda shit, but I'm picky, I won't eat steak, pork, sausage that has giant fat globs in it, tenderloin, ribs, roast, or salted turkey bacon.
I'll eat cow tongues and brains and wild barn cats and dirty pussy from the bar though.
I'm just picky when it comes to my dietary intake which is a lot healthier than most people would give me credit for for being an impoverished alcoholic on welfare, I do eat quite a bit healthier when I'm not drinking too. -
2022-11-19 at 1:25 PM UTC in Fona 11-6-2022and i didn't need any substitute, but I did find a couple pieces of nicorette gum in my backpack, so I guess that's a lie, I had 3 pieces of nicorette gum during the first couple of days.
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2022-11-19 at 1:21 PM UTC in Fona 11-6-2022I'm on day 10 of not smoking cigarettes or using any form of nicotine, really proud of myself as this is something I've struggled to do for a long time. Now it just comes naturally, which is very bizarre as I live in a men's recovery house in a cuban ghetto in miami so in my house i'd say more than half the people smoke and they think i vape since they saw my half a pack of newports (which I still have on hand and just don't feelt he urge to smoke) &&& really it's just delta 8
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2022-11-19 at 1:18 PM UTC in New Drug Came Out, Cheap as Fuck!they commonly use used diapers as it's cheaper than sourcing new diapers.
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2022-11-19 at 1:17 PM UTC in Didn't Know Will Ferrel had AIDS. R.I.P. 1967-2022I think you gave it to him.
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2022-11-19 at 12:50 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2022-11-19 at 12:49 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by curlyKellen Bradley… I'll tell you the truth… It just looks like you weren't as hard as you can get. Is your dick small? In that picture, it didn't look as hard as it can get. Is it small???… Honestly, bro, we all have them days when we are in the game, but we're not burning it up, you know? It's like how you have your sugar levels immediately after the meal, eight hours after, and a day after. That's your penis, guy.
no thats as big as it gets, i'd like to tell you differently but i don't want to start lying -
2022-11-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in New Drug Came Out, Cheap as Fuck!It's called Juice of Pampers
diaper sludge
not a joke
ghost we need you to do this!!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa! -
2022-11-19 at 12:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentwhat's going on with your big day bud
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2022-11-18 at 11:43 PM UTC in ORDER WEED ONLINE, +1(614)508-4310, ORDER CANNABIS ONLINE, BUY CANNABIS ONLINE USA, UK, EUthat's cool we don't have khat here
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2022-11-18 at 11:43 PM UTC in Working at Lowe's in plumbingya that'd be a cool job to work, 17$ an hour isn't that bad just to answer some questions, what state r u in
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2022-11-18 at 11:40 PM UTC in I think Fonaplats was killed whileya kinda sad.
