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2024-12-18 at 8:11 AM UTC in i met this guy in rehab who had tourettes...and his name was Sean. Sean said that he was in rehab for weed. i thought this was strange but it would not have been the first time i saw a 20 something year old kid get sent to rehab by his parents because he was smoking the devils lettuce. Sean confided in me that he smoked weed to help self medicate symptoms of a serious psychiatric disorder that i 100% already noticed within the first 5 minutes of me meeting him. it was funny that he tried to pull me aside and share this information with me like it was a big secret. so when he tells me that he has tourettes i try my best to act surprised.
"yeah man i do, that's why i say the word nigger all the time during group."
***DISCLAIMER***
the events contained in this post are a direct reflection of igbo's personal memories from doing residential treatment at [REDACTED] in 2013 in [REDACTED], United States of America. i, igbo, seriously wish this shit was untrue and made up because it was so fucked up and hilarious and also extremely depressing. Sean is still alive and i see him post on facebook all the time. we are facebook friends.
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at this rehab they had a group called "accountability" where the entire group of dudes would sit in a circle and basically just tear each others assholes apart with "loving truths". does not have to be true, in fact it was encouraged to make up stuff about other clients. this would "help" them to "get out of their comfort zone" and "learn how to deal with unfairness and difficulties in life".
so everyone hated accountability group. it was the first group of the day and it was extremely embarrassing and the worst part was YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DEFEND YOURSELF OR EVEN RESPOND TO THE SHIT THEY SAID TO YOU. YOU HAD TO SAY THANK YOU.
"igbo, i noticed yesterday that you drank the last cup of coffee in the pot and you did not bother starting a new one. [NOT EVEN TRUE, DID NOT HAPPEN]. i'm pissed off that you seem to care so little about your recovery and about your brothers well being that you just take the coffee for yourself like you do every day. you will never stay sober and you are nothing and your family should just drop you off at a homeless shelter"
"THAT DID NOT FUCKING HAPPEN YOU PIECE OF SHI......THANK YOU....."
so this group made everyone nervous, especially sean. because when sean got nervous his condition would rear it's ugly head. during the entire group (1 hour long) sean would quietly repeat these three words over and over again with no pause
"NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS, NIGGER, WHORE, BALLS"
loud enough for everyone to hear but not loud enough to interrupt the accountability butt fucking going on. the black people in the group did not like sean very much. unfortunately, this quiet repetition was not the only form his tourettes would manifest itself...
WHEN SEAN WAS IN THE SHOWER, HE WOULD SING IT AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS LIKE AN OPERA SINGER. LIKE THIS BITCH V
he would be scrub dub a dubbing and you would hear from outside the house "NIIIGEEEEER, WHOOOOREEE........BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSSS!" over and over again. it was so good.
at the rehab they had something called family week where your family comes and the drug addict apologizes a bunch and everyone is supposed to heal together and also set boundaries for the future going forward. at no point do the therapists and group facilitators at the rehab tell you to do what sean's family did.
sean's mom and stepdad came to family week. at family week the first day or two is your family doing their own group with the counselors so they know what to say and what not to say so they don't fuck up their loved one any more than they already are. unfortunately sean's parents missed that last instruction.
sean told me early on about his dad passing away when he was 5 or 6 years old. he choked to death on a burger at his workplace. well, there was more information that sean's mom thought was relevant and that he needed to know to help him recover so he would stop smoking weed so much.
the 3rd day of family week sean's mom tells him in front of 30 people (clients, family members, and counselors) she freestyled this btw, they give you a format of how you are supposed to say this and that and at what time. it's impossible to fuck up. anyways she goes off the rails and says the following
"sean, remember how we told you that your daddy died from choking on a burger? well, that was a lie. i now know that lying and dishonesty will just keep you sick. so i need to get honest. he did not die from a burger sean. HE DIED FROM AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION"
yep. you heard that right. they found sean's dad when he did not come home after work several hours later at his workplace in the bathroom with a fucking belt around his neck and his dick in his hand jerking off in the stall at work. dead. no burgers anywhere in sight.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-12-17 at 12:49 AM UTC in Who here is on telegram?telegram is not secure, use matrix or threema instead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-16 at 4:07 PM UTC in drinking myself to deathdo fentanyl instead its better for youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-15 at 12:12 PM UTC in rerocking tutorialthere is a common belief among users of hard drugs that if the drugs they are purchasing come in a one solid rock/chunk as opposed to a bunch of loose powder/shake then the substance is of higher purity. this comes from drugs being transported in brick form so when people will get one rock in their mind it is more likely to have come straight off of a large brick of a substance. as a dealer you will have a easier time selling rocks/chunks while also charging more money per unit price. it is most common to rerock cocaine heroin and fentanyl so that is what this guide will apply to. don't try to rerock methamphetamine this way it will not work.
supplies needed:
anhydrous acetone (i buy mine from laballey.com)
bottle jack hydraulic press (amazon $100)
2 x 4 inch aluminum press mold (amazon $30)
spray bottle
cutting agent (mannitol/inositol is the go to. it's water soluble, smokable, inert/nonactive. you can also use caffeine [must be pure anhydrous caffeine])
blender/coffee grinder
steps:
1. get your dope and mannitol. at a 1:1 ratio drop them into the blender or coffee grinder. mix thoroughly. wait a few minutes after you turn off the blender for the dust to settle. if you open the blender too soon you will lose a bunch of powder in dust form that will fly out if you open it too soon.
2. fill your spray bottle up with pure anhydrous acetone. note: acetone that you buy from home depot most certainly is not anhydrous. you can make it anhydrous yourself if you buy some epsom salts, spread them out on a oven safe pan and bake at 400 degrees in the oven for an hour. take the dust and pour it into your container of acetone. let it sit for a day. enhancement. now your acetone should be close to anhydrous. take your spray bottle and wet the powder up. don't soak it but also don't be too stingy with the spray. it needs to be damp.
3. dump your wet powder goop into the press mold and put it on the hydraulic press and crank that bitch down. you can also do it the nigger way with any heavy enough object and plastic bags. i've seen people do this step with a car tire before. invest in a press because it when your dope comes out it will be in brick form. so that's nice.
4. let it sit for half a day. take it off. dump your newly pressed brick onto a plate and point a fan at it and let the last bit of acetone dry off. wait another half a day to be safe.
5. go sell your drugs
yes cutting drugs is a dick move but if you are already a person who deals drugs you obviously don't care too much about dick moves. it happens at every level of the supply chain and until all drugs are legal it will keep happening and the end user will always be the one who loses in this situation. so yeah legalize all drugs. i want to be able to buy pure pharma heroin from walmart. but i will settle for a safe injection site.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-12-14 at 5:05 AM UTC in hey<3The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-14 at 1:07 AM UTC in put down all pit bulls and other dogs i dont likeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-13 at 6:51 PM UTC in Fona's Box of CrapThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-06 at 3:49 AM UTC in have you guyd seen my keys?i swear i just saw them a few minutes ago and now i can't find them. has anyone seen them? its the keyring with betty boop pendant attached. WHERE ARE MY KEYS? not funny prank guysThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-12-06 at 3:53 AM UTC in TsunamiCOWABUNGA!!! hang ten on those gnarly waves sand shredders!!!! surfs up bitches lets listen to sublimeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-25 at 5:03 AM UTC in **ANGER** going to rehab >:(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-22 at 9:26 AM UTC in **ANGER** going to rehab >:(for a myriad of reasons the supply of fentanyl (my drug of choice) to my location has been severely reduced and the prognosis is not looking good. the two biggest cartels are currently at war (sinaloa and jalisco new generation) which i believe is whats caused this disruption in the supply chain. anywho...I'M PISSED! I LOVE DRUGS! a little too much. i have tried limiting myself to a strict methamphetamine based diet and that has not fully satisfied my cravings. alcohol and weed don't do it either. opiods just do it for me. the past 4 days i've spent $1900 on a bunch of stuff that doesn't even get me high. literally throwing money away. it sucks. i've been an IV drug user since 2012 and back in the day you knew what you were getting was legit pharmaceuticals (oxycontin) and then that got replaced by heroin and then with fentantyl. now they are replacing fentanyl with a veterinary tranquilizer called xylazine and not putting any fent in the bags. what the fuck? you hit it one time and go unconscious and wake up in withdrawal. no euphoria. it's so whack (wack?) i hate it. sooooo i'm tired of wasting money...hopefully the cartels can get their shit together. in the meantime i'm looking for a rehab to go to. i've been to rehab a bunch of times and never been able to put more than a year of clean time together but we shall see maybe it sticks this time. i hope it does. i would love to not need large amounts of drugs to do the most basic of tasks.
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2024-11-22 at 7:40 PM UTC in I am about to go to a hooker for the first timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-22 at 5:26 AM UTC in This black girl may be joining our webiste, Candy get ready for your soul sista!!!I'm a big fan of the blacks! i had sex with a black girl for the first time a few weeks ago. i spilled a gallon of sunny d on my bed in the middle of it. she also made me call her the n word in an aggressive manner. it was a great experience!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-22 at 2:27 PM UTC in I never watched iASiP. Now im Bingingone of my favorite shows! it's so good. GOLDEN GOD DENNIS is my favorite character, followed by charlie in close second. have you seen the one where the gang buys a boat yet? that's probably my favorite episode lmao "because of the implication"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-22 at 5:21 AM UTC in Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Bannedyou ever try mega stuffed? it's fucking sick. my favorite are the red velvet cake flavor oreos. they are so hecking good it's gonna make me SQUIRTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-03 at 6:41 AM UTC in Sorting hat quizThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-11-03 at 6:28 AM UTC in Sorting hat quizi got slytherin. kafka, you could have found a better quiz if you searched for 2 minutes on google. that quiz was way too short and lacking in any sort of meaningful depth. it was bullshit. the website design was terrible. i had to set my browser to zoom in 80% just so i could read the questions but when i would do this the top half of the page would be cut off so i would have to manually scroll back up to the top so i could reread the whole question. also being forced to sign up for an account to be able to take the shitty quiz in the first place is a fucking insult and brings dishonor and shame to your ancestors souls kafka. i hope y'all used a dummy throwaway email address to sign up because if you did not your gmail is about to get buttfucked full of spam from now till kingdom fucking CUMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-29 at 10:14 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentfisting my dad
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2024-10-30 at 9:42 PM UTC in Just checking who's crazyi'm not allowed to vote :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-29 at 10:11 PM UTC in PGP encryption (for the dummies)howdy. i'm going to teach y'all something that will enhance your privacy online and protect unseen adversaries from intercepting and reading your private messages! it's called PGP encryption :)
1. if you are on windows go here and click the big green button: https://www.gpg4win.org/download.html
mac users: https://gpgtools.org/
linux: https://apps.kde.org/kleopatra/
2. click next until the installation is complete. now you should have a new application on your computer called kleopatra (or GPGtools for mac users)
3. open up kleopatra and go up to the toolbar and click file, then clik new OpenPGP key pair. now it will prompt you for a username and email. you don't have to put an email address, this is optional. type in a password (you will be prompted for this password every time you want to decrypt any messages so don't forget it)
4. next click advanced options. make sure the box RSA is checked and change the key length to 4096. the extra key length will make it more resistant to being broken by the chinks. you can also set an expiration date if you want. click okay.
5. after a few seconds your new key pair will be generated. now in order for other people to encrypt messages for you, they will need your public key. right click on the key you just made (certificate) and click export. select a download path of your choosing and the file will be saved. open it in your text editor and it will look something like
-----BEGIN PUBLIC PGP BLOCK--------
SDGOIDSJGSOIDGJ
]DGFSJGOISDAJGPIADSGJDSA
GSJGAPOS'IGJSIPAGAJ
-----END PUBLIC PGP BLOCK----------
but longer. this is what you need to give your friends and also copy and paste it into the account settings here on niggasinspace.
IMPORTING SOMEONE ELSES PUBLIC KEY
your friend bradley gives you their public key. what should you do with it? go to kleopatra, click notepad and paste the public key into the text box. click import notepad. their key will be imported and you will need to certify it with one of your own keys (certificates) check the box and click okay.
now say you want to write a message that only bradley can read. go to the notepad, write your message. click on the recipients tab and uncheck the box that says SIGNING AS, and check the box that says encrypt for me, and the box that says encrypt for others. in the other box type in your friends name bradley and click the sign/encrypt notepad button. you will need to type your password in if you set one.
then in the notepad you will see something like
-------BEGIN PGP MESSAGE--------
GORAGJFOPIGFJASG
FGJHOIAJGFOIGK
AFGJIAOOGJOIRFJG
--------END PGP MESSAGE---------
send this to bradley and he will be able to decrypt it, nobody else :) unless he fucked up and shared his secret key and password with an adversary which i don't feel like getting into because typing is hurting my wrists now. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
