I miss stupidnoob. Ever since he chopped off his gimp leg he's been too busy having a real life to be the miserable racist shitposter that I once knew and loved.
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Originally posted by Phantasmagoria
A lifetime of brain damage so you could experience temporary meaningless hallucinations
If I gave myself a lifetime of brain damage then thank fuck for that. Honestly. I don't know if I could handle being full-on Rain Man autistic. I'm pretty sure brain damage is the reason I'm not Malice right now. Or you, for that matter.
Ignorance is bliss 'n' shit
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Originally posted by Technologist
You like pushing the envelope don’t cha butter butt! 😁
Only in stupidly dangerous and utterly pointless ways. 😅
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2019-02-09 at 4:50 AM UTC
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Shades of Fear
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2019-02-06 at 12:39 PM UTC
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🤢🤢🤮
At least she's in good spirits about it, I guess. Nightmarish surgery with potentially catastrophic outcomes isn't for me, but then again who knows. God told the jedis to cut their dicks off and they tried to haggle God down to "just the foreskin". Removing my dick would be fulfilling one of God's commandments and restoring my covenant with Him.
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2019-02-05 at 6:15 AM UTC
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GTFO TRANNY FAGS
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I have like a perfect 100/100 IQ points.
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Only if it's called "Get Your Fash On".
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Originally posted by actual_retard
maybe if this website didn’t have a racist slur in the title I’d have someone to post with at 5 in the morning
If they can't deal with the word
nigga being casually bandied about then are they really worth posting with?
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Someone mentioned to me recently that my immune system was shut down. I still don't really know what that means, and if they hadn't told me I wouldn't even have known it was a thing that was actually happening. Apparently my immune system can shut down and I literally can't tell the difference from when it was operating. Kind of makes me wonder why I bother making guys wear condoms at all. I guess things just keep on ticking without issue without the immune system. I still talk to people, go out and have a good time at the club, I can still hire cheap male prostitutes to party with whenever I want. Like shit, if my immune system doesn't do enough to make it noticeable when it's not functioning, and it produces endless fever when it is running, why bother with it at all?
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Someone mentioned to me recently that my renal system was shut down. I still don't really know what that means, and if they hadn't told me I wouldn't even have known it was a thing that was actually happening. Apparently my renal system can shut down and I literally can't tell the difference from when it was operating. Kind of makes me wonder why I bothered taking care of my kidneys at all. I guess things just keep on ticking without issue without kidneys. I still breathe, I still eat, I can still bleed. Like shit, if our kidneys don't do enough to make it noticeable when they're not functioning, and it produces endless piss when they are running, why bother with them at all?
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2019-01-28 at 3:58 AM UTC
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It crossed my mind too. At least in the sense that it so obviously opens him (and by extension myself) up to the obvious comments. *shrug*
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2019-01-27 at 8:13 PM UTC
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"Silverfuck: Robinhoody's troll account."
I made this up while tripping on bundy, but Enter/Blunderful rolled with it and now it is totse canon.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
And for reference regarding the term "gay bomb", for the curious.
Esplender! robyextreme! The Walrus!
This nostalgia pains me.
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Hello NIS,
I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.
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Originally posted by aldra
It'll probably be Venezuela now.
The US tried to impose a new president and have put Elliott Abrams in charge of dealing with it
"Elliott Abrams was born into a jedi family..."
It never ceases to amaze me.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
can you deep throat napalm? lets test it out
Most guys would just call it "Little Rizzo" or something. Napalm is a pretty edgy name for a dick, but okay.
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What's wrong with soy?
Nothing. The walking embodiments of toxic masculinity in our world just don't like protein sources that don't involve murder or animal torture.
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What's wrong with soy?
Originally posted by Lanny
Soy is dank, healthy and tastes dope and you can do a lot with it. Significant hormonal effects from reasonable levels of dietary soy is a meme wholly unsupported by the literature.
grug see long nose tribe put soyberry in food but rockputer say soyberry healthy and good
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Change it to melanin-enriched spacefarer.
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