Originally posted by NARCassist
why would you take a drug that turns you into somebody who doesn't use drugs? if that was what you wanted you'd just not take drugs and then you'd be somebody who didn't use drugs. your way you technically wouldn't be somebody who didn't take drugs because you would be taking a drug to be somebody who didn't take drugs. you'd be a fucking walking paradox.
i mean what a stupid fucking thing to ask.
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This is pretty much the answer I expected. NARC's ultimate goal right now is doing drugs/getting high, so he's not going to take any actions that will result in him doing fewer drugs/getting less high in the future. The Addict's mind is so utterly predictable. 😥
The pill is just a - if you'll pardon the pun - more easily swallowable scenario. It could be a genie or a magic button. It has nothing to do with the fact that "it'd be stupid to take a drug to stop doing drugs", and everything to do with your simplistic junkie mindset.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
HTS uses drugs and seems to be for criminalization, ironically enough.
Not true.
I'm clean and sober. I don't use anything anymore. Except nicotine, I guess, which should also be illegal. I don't drink, don't smoke weed, and don't do anything harder either. I am a good, healthy, moral person and an upstanding member of society.
Originally posted by GGG
WHAT
hTS IS THIS TrUe?!
Obviously not. As an advocate for sobriety I pride myself on being utterly humorless, and therefore have no motivation to "troll" these forums.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Which means you and I are..?
Stardust, maaaaaan.
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2019-01-15 at 11:32 AM UTC
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"I'm Irish"
Originally posted by GGG
It also means something to some people.
It really shouldn't. The kind of people it does mean something to are insufferable. You are your genes, not where they came from geographically. The only type of person who would care about that is a person in desperate need of a personality. Like a gay person who makes being a flaming faggot their entire identity because they have nothing else. Basically, DNA ancestry (ancestry in general, after a certain point) is that but for straight people with disposable income. UwU
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2019-01-15 at 8:59 AM UTC
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"I'm Irish"
Originally posted by GGG
You've definitely got some Celtic in you. Might be worth checking out a DNA test.
But probably not since you're poor :(
But in all seriousness, why would it be worth it? Not knowing has been a relief. Nothing cringier than the type of person who obsesses over their ancestry. Like "oh I'm 1/4 French on my mom's side so if you talk shit about France we're gonna have a problem"... those faggots pretty much turned the fact that I don't know into a blessing. I can avoid that entire shitty line of conversation. Why would I want to change that? :o
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Originally posted by NARCassist
mcdiks is ok for a quick cheap munchy snack when you're on road.
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Wow you said "fast food" in the most retarded way humanly possible.
Fucking brits.
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Originally posted by Erekshun
Why is a kink shameful, tho? Not sure if I have any kinks.
Because kinks are fucking gross. Some people like eating shit. Some people wear diapers. Some people want to be raped. Their desires are weird, and bad, and they should feel bad. 🤔
Shame is just the feeling you're supposed to get when you stop acting like a normal person. It is probably the most powerful emotion responsible for keeping our civilization going. And if you aren't feeling it when you should be, if yoy aren't ashamed, then you should be shamed by the people around you. Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
How do you wipe the shit from you fag boyfriends dick?
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It's weird how people think the answer to the failed war on drugs is "ending the war on drugs" rather than "implementing fascism and exterminating undesirables with extreme prejudice".
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Originally posted by NARCassist
bit too extant
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ftfy
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
right…
Of course a misogynistic pig like u would disagree.
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Originally posted by GGG
Hts?
>old bitch
>skinny people
I'm not even 30 and I'm fat af. You know it ain't me. 😢
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I stopped listening to music. I feel hella autistic saying that, but like... yepper. It's better this way. Fuck artists. Let 'em starve. 😅
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2019-06-12 at 7:06 PM UTC
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Execute Order 66
Originally posted by Number13
Mandos swept through the galaxy just as the Panzer corps had swept through Europe, only being stopped after a group of rogue jedi joined the fight and began pushing them back, but those jedi too at the farthest reaches of the galaxy saw the truth and returned to kill the rest of the jedis themselves.
Is that a muffugin KotOR II reference? In this context, what is the Mass Shadow Generator? /pol/?
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Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
The Middle East did nothing wrong.
This. I didn't expect §m£ÂgØL - historically a pretty liberal dude - to be this Islamophobic.
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OP will never read this. I can say whatever I want, and he'll never be able to defend himself. OP is a dork. OP thinks his mom is sexy. OP sneaks into his parents' bedroom at night just to sniff his dad's feet. OP once sent me a PM saying that he gave a blowjob to his grandpa and the only thing he regretted was how little he regretted it.
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break it down into its constituent parts
keep the magnetron and converter for reasons
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2019-06-09 at 8:36 AM UTC
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Holy fucking misery.
Originally posted by GGG
The male hippo has been known to defecate by bending its penis backwards (which it can do naturally and without effort) and pissing into the shit stream as they spray the horrid waste mixture around with their flapping tails.
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"A cause of death is not known."
Clearly suicide. Poor guy threw himself down a flight of stairs, stabbed himself, and shot himself in the head twice in a fit of rage.
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Originally posted by aldra
this thread is funnier to read when you know that HTS is whiter than I am
Gingers are an oppressed minority. I'm not white. I'm a ginger. My people have a history of being subjugated by the Romans, the British. I got picked on constantly for my race in school. Being a ginger makes it harder to obtain employment. We are the one race it's okay for EVERYONE to pick on. smh
Also, even if you wanted to say I'm white, why would that make this funny to you? The fact that I'm white and obviously smarter than you should fit perfectly into your self-hating worldview.
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