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2018-05-23 at 11:46 PM UTC in NEET evicted from parents homeLike I always say to my parents when they yell at me for smoking meth and chugging bundy
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2018-05-23 at 6:53 PM UTC in Belief in Free Speech associated with intelligence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 4:10 AM UTC in This site is so un-DH forum post fukable manyou must not be very good at using the force
maybe Bill Krozby will teach youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 1:11 AM UTC in Do u nerds play online video games all day?
Originally posted by EllariaSand
This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.
You're not light.
You're not a ninja.
Your surroundings are not built to last.
Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
You have no friends who will help you out.
You are an atomised individual.
And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
You have no DIY skills.
You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-22 at 5:19 PM UTC in what u having for supper?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-22 at 10:16 AM UTC in Guys who fidget when sitting next to hot girlsThat's because it's mans true nature to dominate all the females and murder anyone who gets in their way.
Do you think 1000 years ago if you poured your heart out to a girl and she laughed at you and called you a virgin loser you would just walk away hanging your head while Chad slaps her ass?.
No, you would get a sword and Fuck them both up, rape the woman, cut her head off and move on with your life.
Nowadays we act like this is the worst thing in the world but it's a very normal human reaction to our very purpose being denied to us.
Men are born to rape and women only exist to make babies, that's the world. If you don't like it try killing yourself and hope you get reincarnated as an ant.
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2018-05-21 at 10:46 PM UTC in YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THISThis thread is more nostalgic than my family albumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-21 at 8:39 PM UTC in YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
Originally posted by Obbe YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….
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June 1st, 2006.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-21 at 8:28 PM UTC in YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THISYOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT ...IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG....OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU ...TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO ...GET THIS.....STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror.... trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS ...YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE...THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have..........The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-21 at 1:29 PM UTC in The official NIS gameserver (pool)This game is kinda lame by yourself I'm gonna check out the other servers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-20 at 11:25 PM UTC in Belief in Free Speech associated with intelligence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-19 at 11:38 PM UTC in About that shooting in Texas
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2018-05-19 at 9:59 PM UTC in I just showed my testicles on cam in tinychatmy grandpa walked down and you had your balls out. I just spent the last 20 minutes trying to explain to a 90 year old man why sometimes people show their balls in a chatroom and how i am not gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-19 at 8:56 PM UTC in Belief in Free Speech associated with intelligence.Post the study or get out.
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2018-05-19 at 1:59 PM UTC in Just ate slug eggs
Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Ohhh
Uhmm how is it they don't get stuck midway down though? they may need to piss or shit before getting down there the hole way. You wish them down with anything? like cleaning products? or what?
Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-19 at 5:21 AM UTC in We should try to cut down on saying the N-word on this site.Word enhancement it to "Roody Poo"
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2018-05-18 at 9:47 PM UTC in my niggasin.space projectThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-18 at 8:23 PM UTC in Question for the NIS
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2018-05-18 at 5:36 PM UTC in well OG's what do you think so far bout the date hotellers being over here hangin in the hoodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-18 at 3:47 AM UTC in ATTN: mal (fat whore)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
