Originally posted by mmQ
Lol the one where she says 'you've probably seen me in the news recently, why don't you cam up with me and I'll tell you more secrets' or whatever. Top cringe.
Yes. Or the one with the chick that has the really lazy w-hite girl voice and she knocks on the camera and says something like “Hey I just got this new dildo. Should I stick it in her tight ass or her cute pussy?”
Beat yourself in the face with it.
I watch too much porn obviously.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
I seriously don't understand why Trump paid money to hit that.
Some men like to slum it and it’s hard for public figures to slum it for free.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine
Was somebody using some kind of technology to direct my dreams and try to recruit me for some type of secret society or what?
Yes. Answer the call.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
It has to be genuine and sincere. (Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)
By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.
Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.
I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by NARCassist
Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.
They wasn't so it looks good.
.
shes dead isnt she.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by DietPiano
I'm beginning to see the downside of illegal drugs.
Everything I post and have posted on this website, besides this specific post, is in jest, or is otherwise not indicative of my character, or beliefs.
Every story or personal account I write or have written is fiction, including the accounts of ficticious character(s) that may be misunderstood as accounts or records of myself and activities I may have performed. They are not pertinent to me or my character.
I'm for sure remembering why I quit taking stimulants. Almost every time I try to post it turns into a fucking wall of text that has been proofread and edited fifty times
When I finally do submit it, a fucking hour and a half has passed
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by HTS
The base HTTP request handler is requesting js from pages, bypassing NoScript.
(I have no idea what I'm talking about.)
normally when a page sends the header, it tells your browser what sort of content is to be loaded. the tor-configured browser by default will block javascript even if it's requested, but for whatever reason if you request JSON (which relies on javascript) with that semicolon in there (probably causes the enhancement to think the header is finished so it doesn't search any further) it spazzes out and loads it anyway
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I wish I was your big sister so I could bully you.
And i wish i was both of your big brothers so we could have onii imouto imouto incest, but we're all 20+ something guys and this whole thread is gay as fuck.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
