Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Came across a thread that mentioned fake titties and now squeezing a pair of fake titties is now on my bucket list
They feel fairly real these days. don't squeeze to hard, you might bust that bag
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2024-10-27 at 5:04 AM UTC
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Originally posted by TacoBell
Wow is that u in your avatar
that looks so good I'd date them nachos for the night
then invite some beer to the stomach party(NOFUCKINGHOMO)
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Happy Halloween Everyone
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2024-10-26 at 7:06 PM UTC
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Meanwhile, in England
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2024-10-23 at 9:48 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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2024-10-24 at 9:41 PM UTC
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I like baths
Originally posted by trippymindfuk
My water pressure in the shower is pretty shitty so I usually take baths. I don't like the fact that the water gets so grimey but it does feel amazing just soaking in a hot bath
you just fill a large cup and rinse off as the water as it is going down the drain.
I shower before I get into a bath.. even if the shower pressure sucks.. wash your 4 main parts of filth and then soak in the bath without soap. you're not supposed to use soap outside of your bughole, pits, ears and taint.
the rest soaks in clean water will remove dead filth and skin cells and then you rinse off in cool water.
rinse your eyes out with clean water while showering
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2024-10-25 at 2:50 AM UTC
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Paul DiAnno died.
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2024-10-24 at 8:38 PM UTC
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π¬π¬Candy~Landπ¬π¬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Ummm..who Is that uni-brow Woman.. π
I π Nicki
wouldstickdatbutt
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Originally posted by π¦π MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted π (we beat covid!) π¬πππ (π©β)
https://nypost.com/2024/10/23/us-news/florida-boy-14-killed-himself-after-falling-in-love-with-game-of-thrones-a-i-chatbot-lawsuit/
Wow, can I have a character chat with Jeff Hunter?
Also super sad.
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2024-10-24 at 12:40 AM UTC
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It's a celebration ππ
Originally posted by trippymindfuk
It's my birthday today ππ
Hope everyone has a great day! Mine is going to be like any other day, really
happy birfday
uploads cookie and ecard
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2024-10-23 at 7:52 PM UTC
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lets get this straight
MADERA, TOUGH GUY
OK Out of the way
I am an oddball because I "Lean right but a liberal"
I am a old school Flower Power minded until I grew up and saw that Clinton went from a great savior from Bush Sr and his "new World Order" campaign to finding out he was a Weather Underground Organization affilitate (that Obama, Biden and no doubt Harris is)
So then I became a convervative and voted Bush Jr but it turns out his Neo-Con was just a con. not conservative, not really democratic but just a dirtbag M.I.C. fren
I dont want any of these fucking clowns in office. Harris is Anti White Male. she already proved this but now uses White guys to vote for her in her campaign. they want to kill off the White Male race when the majority of White Men had 0 to do with slavory or White Nationalist. its just a reverse Jim Crow rule in the sense it's being used on Whitey. the term "Reverse Racism" is still Racism and seething hate
Meanwhile Donald had the numbers and then spits out "Hitler had great generals"
Fuck everyone associated with Nazi bullshit and fuck everyone involved in WUO (Totse members without a doubt)
and Mash.. come flex up on this old rickety man. COME ON TOUGH GUY
MADERA TIME AND DATE WHEN YOU"RE READY IF YOU CAN GET YOUR DADDY TO GIVE YOU A RIDE AFTER GETTING YOU OUT OF YOUR LITTLE SAFETY HOUSE, BITCH
Come flex up on me, Tough man
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2024-10-22 at 11:21 PM UTC
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Trump Working At McDonald's
Even had Pepe Jr's back
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Originally posted by RisiR β
You also made this one
Im gonna print this on a giant textile and place this above my bedroom toilet, if I ever build my underground lair (need to purchase land again to start it) and piss on it like the French did during the 1700s. then send it off to have clean every month or so
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Just 150 years ago in 1886 Ma Bell or AT&T (not to be confused with &T) allowed humans to speak to one another anywhere their telephone lines connected or connected with other nations lines
A common example would be
ALDRA: Oi, iz dat you mate. Dat you Scron"
Scronaldo: Oh what you on aboot Ehh tee hee"
ALDRA: Oi, You sound like yous right in da next room Mate
Scronaldo: You wish I was your mate in the next room, Ehh"
fast forward to 1993 and the Birth of the World Wide Web the conversation may have gone like this
ALDRA: Oi, They dont have DSL just yet but I got AOL which uses my shitty copper line to email you Scron.
Sronaldo: Yeah, I had it for 2 months now. But now they're talking about Cable TV become Cable Internet and 100x faster than DSL
ALDRA: OIII NO WAYYYYY MATEY. OH LOOK, A CROCK. I HAVE TO GO NOW. REPLY WITH CARE
30 years fast forward
ALDRA: FUCK OFF , EAT A DICK. I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE FAGGOT
SCRON: YOU'RE OUT OF YOU MIND. YOU WOULD HAVE TO FLY 19 FUCKING HOURS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO TRY. SO HAHA!
ALDRA: DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO LIT SHIT ON FIRE ON THAT OTHER GUYS LAWN, AND WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PUT IT OUT, THAT GUY WHO TRAVELED BY PLANE FOR HOURS SNUCK INSIDE AND STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, MATE
SCRON: OH YOU JUST TRY, EHH. YOU JUST TRY. I WILL MEET YOU HAVE WAY IN THE SKY, EHH!
we have come so far we think we're sitting right next to one another. its like.. we're here and can have webcam fights or sex or whatever. it's very virtual.. imagine NiS with touch sensitive suites and A.R.
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sup.
Im trying Soy cheese and it's pretty realistic.
its the mexican blend. for tacos. melts good too
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2024-10-21 at 6:47 PM UTC
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Im sorry I cursed at everyone
Originally posted by Bradley
Happiness starts from inside and then radiates outward.
I can teach you how to be a happier, kinder person if you want.
I absolutely accept your apology and apologize for my role in things too. π
can we be super friends. like a long distance marriage of sort (without the gay sexth part)
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2024-10-21 at 8:44 AM UTC
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Im sorry I cursed at everyone
and Im being a meanie and Im super sorry.
I just want to say this because Im just very sad inside.
take care
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I'v never seen it. Was it the one about Witchcraft
a film by M. Night Shyamalan
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Originally posted by CandyRein
These nuts
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