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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Far McFar Spent 3 hours on the phone with my new medical provider kicking in 2025. turns out the threats of "pay first or get dropped" was bogus.

    more harassing calls that are bullshit. Where is Beeno, Mash? nice spoofing the user number and name.

    keep it up, boys!

    Your hat, go fuck it.
  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Came across a thread that mentioned fake titties and now squeezing a pair of fake titties is now on my bucket list
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein

    only an N would think laws against oral sex in the library is crazy.

    oh wait ....
  4. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.reddit.com/r/INTJfemale/comments/1g96k4k/any_other_straight_intj_women_who_attracts_women/
  5. Kafka sweaty
  6. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your hat, go fuck it.

    Fuck you, you fucking square
  7. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Came across a thread that mentioned fake titties and now squeezing a pair of fake titties is now on my bucket list

    They feel fairly real these days. don't squeeze to hard, you might bust that bag
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by Kafka

    there re many ways to advertize a dildo
  9. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    I'll buy that for both HTS and Speedy

    HTS to have a nostalgic pen cap moment and Speedy just because he's a big Gay
  10. you need a bigger one for shlomo

    and a darker one.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Far McFar I'll buy that for both HTS and Speedy

    HTS to have a nostalgic pen cap moment and Speedy just because he's a big Gay

    Your projector was left on
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Ln in my dream there was this girl who was in my year in highschool. I don't think we ever exchanged a hello. But our dads were friends. Her dad came to the funeral. A few weeks before that I asked people in a store if they knew where my dad was. She was in the store listening but again we never spoke. I wonder why she showed up in my dream all of a sudden, seems so random. Is my subconscious telling me I should befriend her? There's a good chance she's single and friendless because she wasn't the most attractive and her only friends were the gay guy and an emo girl.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    It's weird that I still remember her full name and that she became an accountant. I don't remember why I looked her up.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    It was a bad dream, a seagull plucked out Akira's eyes.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Wondering if I should stay awake today. My body feels like dead weight but my mind is alive and won't quiet down anytime soon. I could go to a Halloween event. But the energy to do skincare...
  16. Kafka sweaty
    It's usually 6am when my mind is loopy, been that way since I was a teen, my mind should be a zombie now. Must be the hangover alcohol giving it energy or something.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    "A tomb found in Glenullin near the village of Garvagh is apparently home to an evil tyrant named Abhartach, who was buried in the 5th Century AD. It is said that he feasted on the blood of humans, and a local chieftain had to kill him three times before he finally stopped terrorising the land. Legend has it that, though the chieftain had slain the Abhartach twice before his third successful attempt, when he was buried he would escape from his grave even more bloodthirsty than before. It wasn’t until the chieftain consulted a local druid that instructed him to bury the Abhartach with his head downwards that the supernatural beast was finally defeated. A monument that marks his burial place still remains to this day on land that is now privately owned."
  18. Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka "A tomb found in Glenullin near the village of Garvagh is apparently home to an evil tyrant named Abhartach, who was buried in the 5th Century AD. It is said that he feasted on the blood of humans, and a local chieftain had to kill him three times before he finally stopped terrorising the land. Legend has it that, though the chieftain had slain the Abhartach twice before his third successful attempt, when he was buried he would escape from his grave even more bloodthirsty than before. It wasn’t until the chieftain consulted a local druid that instructed him to bury the Abhartach with his head downwards that the supernatural beast was finally defeated. A monument that marks his burial place still remains to this day on land that is now privately owned."

    Fallen angels babe. Sorry JiggyBoop.. Im making her Mine now. you're fired!


    So Sexy, lets talk on the phone. Im high as fuck right now. Be my FRENZ, Kafka
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if this is true or if it's what the person who murdered her decided.

    "The Bonnamargy Friary (present-day spelling) stands today on the road to Cushendall. Julia’s round-stone grave is at the entrance to the ruins of the friary. She wished it to be at the entrance so those entering the church would trample upon her simple grave."
  20. Kafka sweaty
    That'd be a p fucked thing to do to your enemy, make everyone believe they wanted their grave to be trampled upon.
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