Folks, I was just sitting outside, having smoke, staring into the unrelenting abyss that is the snow storm mother nature sent to punish me for being a homosexual, when I had a fantastic idea.
Why is christmas, new years, easter, hunnakah, kwanza, halloween, thanksgiving, and all the other good holidays during the worst shittiest possible time of the year? It's always cold and wet out, gets dark at 4:30pm, people become miserable which makes interactions harder, can't do anything outside, and all the women are bundled up like where in some third world muslim shithole.
I say we move it all to july, so you have the fourth of july, then halloween, then thanksgiving, then christmas all while it's still beach weather outside and the lack of vitamin d isnt making you want to kill yourself.
thoughts?
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2024-12-05 at 9:19 PM UTC
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THE FURNITURE FILES
Originally posted by shitty titty
I need booze
I need brews
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2024-12-05 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Oh no!!!! He used seven exclamation points!!!!!!
Yeah I’m a dramatic faggot who likes punctuating my posts in hyperbolic ways to attract attention away from the lack of quality of the post or joke. You caught me!!!!!! Really put the puzzle pieces together on that one!!!!!!
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I don't know bro. I'm pretty happy when im sticking things up my butt. I don't know if the solution is to do things that make me happy LESS
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Originally posted by shitty titty
Why must you fuss so loudly about the the things that make you happy
Honestly I’ve kind of been thinking about this all morning.
Maybe I do deserve to be happy and treat myself kindly
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Originally posted by Instigator
Now this looks a job for me…so everybody just..
swallow seed
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2024-12-05 at 3:36 AM UTC
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Attn:Fishfry
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
well im straight and wanna know my percentages of getting with anyone off of here.
especially frala because we go way back
it's so weird that i don't have a phone number or any of her social media friendships…but some of y'all do.
oh well.
meh.
guess i'll be the secret admirer she never met but sometimes fantasize over when she gazes into the skies after our chatting dies out.
i know she does it quite often, because i do the same thing…sometimes.
we got time on us! the connection between us never left
Your chances are slim to none. most of the female users (especially the ones that migrated from DH) found any love they were going to find long ago. The ones that haven't are either batshit crazy, insufferable, or refuse to shower more than five times a year (or some combination of all 3)
I think fralala does look up to the sky and think about you, but its in reflection of the fantastic friendship you guys have built over the years that she would never want to risk comprimizing for anything, especially not some silly relationship.
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2024-12-05 at 4:45 PM UTC
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Originally posted by shitty titty
Looks like another successful Fishfry thread folks
what can i say? i inspire great threads. it's just who i am and what i do. no need to thank me or put me on a pedastal. it's just what i do.
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Originally posted by shitty titty
Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
Originally posted by Crispy
I said bodyfat% in the other direction. Meaning youre the weight of a bodybuilder but you have no muscle so youre just a fat lard ball
I'm medium and full of helium
just this morning i took a teaspoon of magnesium
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Originally posted by shitty titty
Merry Christmas!
Very festive fralallala! merry christmas!!!!!!
Originally posted by Bradley
Can someone put a Santa hat on my wozny
the angle is too low, you'll need a different wozny pic, cant get a santa hat in there if it ends at his eyebrows.
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
i like all new profile pictures btw.
dashing as always…merry christmuah
Festive
and groovy!!! very nice JJ!!!!!
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Originally posted by shitty titty
Why must you fuss so loudly about the the things that make you happy
It’s how I show my love. I’m a very grandkids p
Originally posted by Crispy
Look at my profile pic
Very festive and jolly crispers!
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2024-12-05 at 3:46 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
Originally posted by Faüx
we didn't have this kinda holiday cheer around here before. I'd like to thank our new members: crispyC and flutterF
Thanks Buddy. I’m doing my best to give back to the community that’s given so much to me. I appreciate your appreciation bro.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
Sally Sally Sally, SMDH, honestly i left all sarah'ssexy clothes in Indiana I never dreamed i would find another girl like her till i found you on the dark web, and now you have the nerve to out me like this just cuz i said we would go shopping together to find you a proper dress that looked like something she would wear. I'm very dissapointed in you and feel I should spank ur little ass till its red with my hand prints and you promise to act rite, ur a very bad girl!!!
See, this is a sick and twisted man we’re dealing with here!!!! And no me saying that has nothing to do with the check bouncing so don’t even ask!!!!!
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Originally posted by shitty titty
I would like this a bit better if Sally was Sue
A boy named sue
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2024-12-05 at 2:15 PM UTC
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Crispy Thursday! 05/12/24
Originally posted by Crispy
Woke up early, 7:00 on the Dot! Got ready for school, took my vitamins and edible. Now I’m on my way to school. After school im going with my mom to get my stepbrother and stepdad crispmas gifts. Once i get home im goin somewhere with my dad, probably bringing knitler 🥰
7 o’clock
On the dot
I need a crack rock
On the spot!
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Originally posted by ner vegas
are you happy now
also if we're being honest i saw it before i saw SBs but i thought it was kind of gay but then i saw SBs and thought it was cute and thats what inspired me not your half assed "give it a red hue and put a santa hat on it" and call it a day, Me and DT are out looking for artists to steal from every holiday season!!!!!
and really thats what hannukah is all about.
love you buddy<3
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I think it's pretty festive. use this thread to show off your christmas themed profile pics and give suggestions to others for what theirs might or could be!!!
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2024-12-05 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Attn:Fishfry
I am very touched to see all of my friends care so deeply about me to make a thread dedicate to me.
You’ve all touched me, some more than others, and some in more pleasurable ways than others.
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2024-12-05 at 12:24 AM UTC
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Attn:Fishfry
Originally posted by Bradley
I would call Frala.
You must like to hear the phone ring
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