2024-09-29 at 2:28 PM UTC
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My house is totally fucked
Hurricane fona flew in from Florida and flooded fonaโs fabulous family flora and fauna while he filmed it on his fona fone!
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I hope lanny gets raped 1000000 times in federal prison so that he can finally know and experience the pain kafka experiences on this website EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!
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yeah
A lot of stores don't even have bulletproof glass, they just have a layer of plexiglass of varying thickness to prevent Jamal from hopping the counter. There's also no such thing as "bullet proof" glass, only bullet resistant glass, the lower end of which can hardly stop a .45 let alone a large caliber rifle bullet.
So yeah, you probably could walk in with an AR or .357, put a couple rounds through the glass and convince the poor red dot foreheaded fellow behind the counter to hand over the $87 in the register, but there's really no point as most people don't pay with cash anymore, store safes rarely contain more than $500 even on the weekends anymore, and most importantly discharging a firearm while committing armed robbery is a very quick and easy way to end up with an attempted murder charge even if you pinky promise the judge you really didn't mean it!!!
Besides, holding up a liqour store is sooooo 1989 all the real niggas do fraud and steal credit cards and do the chase bank money glitch
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Originally posted by Elbow
YOURE ALL ALTS AND SOCKPUPPETS YOU'RE ALL JUST ONE GUY
ONE GUY
HORSEY HATS
THE LOT OF YOU
Maybe the real alts and sockpuppets are the friends we made along the way
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๐๐ A Beginner's Guide To Shoplifting ๐คซ๐ฎโโ๏ธ By fluttershy ๐
Section 1: Planning And Preparation ๐
๐ค Why Is Planning Important? ๐ค
Planning is one of, if not the most important aspect of lifting goods from any store that has employees present ๐๏ธ. Below are a few reasons why planning is important for lifting:
๐ - Good, thorough planning is, first and foremost, your best shot at being able to get in and out of a store with exactly what you came in for ๐.
๐จ - Good planning can make it easier for you to get away with lifting, and simultaneously harder for LP to bust you for it ๐ซ. For example, in certain jurisdictions you have to be witnessed lifting by LP in order for them to stop you ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ. Knowing characteristics of the store you are hitting and of the employees that work there can greatly influence what you are able to lift and the constraints under which you do so ๐ค.
๐ - Good planning can also ensure that you do not get into the bad habit of frequently engaging in bad habits ๐
โโ๏ธ. For example, many beginner lifters will, before pocketing an item, sharply look from left to right to make sure the "coast is clear" ๐ค. This move immediately will look suspicious to most LP, some of which have seen lifters telegraph this telltale sign that they are up to mischief ๐คซ. Properly planning and thinking about every aspect of a particular hit, in this case, may lead to you realizing how your actions in the store affect other people, which will affect your outcome ๐ค.
Planning Guidelines ๐
This section will be short, as this is a beginner's guide, and planning is first and foremost left to the discretion of the lifter ๐ค. There is no 1 right way to lift, in order to be successful you must adapt your lifting procedures to suit the environment in which you are lifting ๐. Below are a few questions you should ask yourself and think about long and hard before commencing any lick':
๐ค - How will I achieve my goal? ๐ฏ
๐ค - What is the store's security/layout like? ๐บ๏ธ
๐ฅ - What are the employees like? ๐ฅ
๐ค - Is this worth getting caught for given the risks I am taking? ๐ค
Scoping Out Potential Licks ๐
As mentioned previously, analyzing the store that you will be hitting is essential to not getting caught ๐ซ. It allows you to hit the store at the least dangerous times, to avoid cameras and LP, and to get in and out as quickly as possible โฑ๏ธ. My shortest lick is, although not timed exactly, likely at least sub-20 seconds ๐. I knew exactly what I wanted, where it was in the store, and also saw the only employee on shift nodding off ๐ด. Here are some tips and tricks for analyzing stores:
๐ What To Look For ๐
๐บ๏ธ - Store Layout ๐บ๏ธ
๐ฅ - Employee Layout ๐ฅ
๐ธ - Camera locations ๐ธ
๐จ - LP ๐จ
Section 2: Types Of Stores And Their Characteristics ๐ข
In this section, I will cover the most common types of stores to lift from, and comment on characteristics that are common amongst all stores of said type ๐.
๐ข - Grocery Stores ๐
๐ข - Department Stores ๐๏ธ
๐ข - Electronics Stores ๐ฑ
๐ข - Gas Stations โฝ๏ธ
Section 3: Dressing For The Job ๐
How you present yourself to not only store employees, but also to other customers is important if you don't want to raise suspicion ๐ค. Below are some tips and tricks for dressing for a lick:
๐ - Dress inconspicuously ๐
๐ - Cargo Pants ๐
๐ - Sweat pants ๐
๐งฅ - Hoodie ๐งฅ
๐งฅ - Coats ๐งฅ
๐ฉ - Beanies/Ball Caps ๐ฉ
๐ - Purse ๐
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2024-09-22 at 10:37 PM UTC
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7 years sober
Originally posted by Gridlocke
you're
your a faggot
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Originally posted by Warcry
Thatโs someoneโs daughter, pervert!
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๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค THIS IS MY FIGHT, I JUST WOKE UP AS A CHILD OF THE LIGHT โจ๐ซ
๐บ๐ถ JUMPED ON THE BEAT, HAD TO TELL IT, "GOODNIGHT" ๐๐ค
๐๐ Y'ALL TRIED YOUR BEST BUT AIN'T HITTING IT RIGHT ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ซ
๐ฅ๐จ KIMBER OG, I'M AS HIGH AS A KITE ๐๐
๐๏ธ๐ธ SHOP FOR SUCCESS, WELL, I BROUGHT ME A PINT ๐บ๐
๐ฒ๐ช WATCH HOW I WHIP, I AIN'T STIR-FRY THE RICE ๐๐
๐ธ๐ด GET YOUR HEAD CRACKED JUST FOR ROLLIN' THE DICE, UH ๐คฏ๐ฒ
๐ซ๐ NOW DON'T BELIEVE HYPE
๐๐ BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE, NOT WHAT'S SAID ON THE MIC ๐ข๐
๐ฅ๐ PEGGY CHUN-LI, I KICK OUT EVERY TIME ๐ฅ๐
๐ซ๐ฅ CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN, SO THEY TRY BLOCK THE SHINE ๐ซ๐ช
๐ค๐ธ TRY FUCK WITH MY MONEY, TRY FUCK WITH MY MIND ๐ค๐คฏ
๐คฌ๐ซ THEN ACTING LIKE FUCKING THEY BITCH IS A CRIME ๐ซ๐จ
๐ซ๐ THIS AIN'T RELATABLE, THIS AIN'T DEBATABLE ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ซ
๐ค๐ฎ SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO YOU, IT'S BY DESIGN, SHH ๐ค๐
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I wonder what they would do if he asked if they had seen any overaged children around lately?
if the pedophiles could just stick to the overaged children i think the world would be a much nicer place
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Originally posted by Crispy
Sucks. Kys. Shouldve been nicer to me dumb faggot
:c
I wasnโt gonna drink tonight but you changed my mind. Off to the liquor store I go.
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2024-09-22 at 9:50 PM UTC
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Buying a riding lawn mower
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OKAY, SO I GOTTA BE RUDE ๐คฌ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅ
NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO, YOU'LL STILL BE A SQUARE LIKE A RUBIK'S CUBE ๐คฏ๐ช๏ธ๐ฆ
ZELTRON, NIGGA, I AM THAT DUDE ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
ME AND J-P GOIN' A-P-E ๐๐ช๐ฅ
SO I GOT MONKEY BARS, BUT THIS AIN'T PE ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ด
EVERYBODY SAID I GOT A.D.D BUT IT NEVER ADD UP, I'MA COUNT PAST THREE ๐คฏ๐๐
MATTER FACT, ONE ๐๐
ALL OF THIS DEVILISH SHIT, FROM D TO MC, BUT IT'S GUARANTEED TO MAKE A REV RUN ๐คฏ๐ฅ๐โโ๏ธ
KNEE-HIGH JUMP, BETTER GET FAR OR IT'S T I STOMP ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ
SOUTH FLORIDA NIGGA BUT I'M NORTH DADE, NIGGA ๐ด๐๏ธ๐ฅ
THIS YEAR, I'MA BE A TOO-PAID NIGGA ๐ธ๐๐ผ
KNOCKIN' OFF THE TOP, THAT'S A TOUPEE, NIGGA ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
I'M A TSUNAMI, THE NEW WAVE, NIGGA ๐๐ด๐ฅ
MOST OF YOUR MEMBERS WILL BE DISMEMBERED ๐๐ป๐ช๏ธ
WHEN YOU FALL OFF, BITCH, I'M YELLIN' OUT, "TIMBER" ๐ฒ๐๏ธ๐
YOU COULDN'T FUCK WITH ME IF I HAD TINDER ๐ฅ๐๐
LAST NAME CURRY AND THE C FOR CHARISMA ๐ค๐ฅ๐
SOMEBODY FROM STREET FIGHTER 6 ON MY NECK ๐ค๐๐ฅ
BUT YOU NIGGAS NEVER DO IT LIKE THIS ๐คฏ๐๐ฅ
GOT A BRAND NEW ALL-GOLD SHIN, AKUMA HANGIN' FROM MY NECK TO MY DICK ๐๐ฅ๐
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This is way better than BradlsyBโs guide! He did t even bother to steal all three parts!
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What a great thread, BradleyB93! I can tell you spent a lot of sleepless nights after work on this one! It's impressive!
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2024-09-17 at 5:38 PM UTC
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Is Frala actually a woman?
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I'd just shoot you
You would do nothing and cry about it. And then youโd come back on here and try to sound tough about it.
Just in the other thread you were trying to explain how youโd beat the hell out of me. Now youโll shoot me. Next youโre going to be talking about how you have the cops in your pocket and blah blah blah.
Either way speedy men who escalate words into violence are often very feeble minded and the first to lose the fights they create for themselves.
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2024-09-17 at 5:29 PM UTC
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๐ฌ๐ฌCandy~Land๐ฌ๐ฌ
Happy Tuesday candy!! ๐ฅฐโฎ๏ธ๐
Hope you have a wonderful day ๐ฐ๐๐
And avoid all negativity that comes your way!๐๐ซ๐
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2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC
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I snapped a picture of a UFO
Now this is the quality content weโre looking for fona!!
Tell us all about your abduction and subsequent anal probe!
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Fona I think your illness is affecting your ability to make quality posts. Itโs all doom and gloom from you. Why not make a fun thread like โfonaplats boofs his chemotherapy medicationโ or something?
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Originally posted by RisiR โ
You beat me with logic. I have nothing.
You still have me <3
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2024-09-16 at 4:56 PM UTC
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Is Frala actually a woman?
Frala died in a car accident several months ago, thatโs why lanny has been so silent, hes still mourning.
โShitty tittyโ is a farce. An account created by BradleyB in order to collect personal information from users that were close to frala so he can attempt to steal her identity.
Ignore anyone who tells you otherwise kafka, theyโre lying to you and I can prove it.
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