Posts by Fluttershy

1. 2024-12-08 at 9:43 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Grimace Because to be allowed to struggle gives the false narrative that you have a chance.
   
   When you're properly bound, you know what time it is.

   
   Yeah but I feel that applies more specifically to lynchings than hangings in general and if you’re commuting a lynching why do you care how humane it is?
2. 2024-12-08 at 9:41 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Grimace Yup. The most humane lynching is to tie the hands and feet.

   
   How does that make it more humane? If I was dying I feel like I’d want the ability to struggle even if it was futile.
3. 2024-12-08 at 9:41 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because they can't tie their own hands, some of them skitter around the room at the end of the rope knocking over furniture and paintings on the wall, smashing everything within reach, maybe for as long as 5-10 minutes.

   
   No he was in the woods it was outside.
4. 2024-12-08 at 9:40 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Grimace I'm sorry, son. You were never meant to see this.
   
   *Takes a long pull directly from the bourbon bottle*
   
   Do as I say, not as I do.

   
   When I grow up I want to be just like pops!
   On the run from the law because I beat a hooker within inches of her life with a liquor bottle.
5. 2024-12-08 at 9:38 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Crispy I hate people posting off topics in my very serious topical threads

   
   You should make a thread about it
6. 2024-12-08 at 9:37 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   I hate it when mom and dad fight :c
7. 2024-12-08 at 9:33 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   The thread is resolved so we’re repurposing it to talk about this.
   It’s like recycling.
   What, do you hate the environment crispy?
8. 2024-12-08 at 9:28 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would just go limp and not give them the satisfaction of any fanfare.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Grimace Speccy and I go way back. We can put it that way.

   
   Hey I’m a pretty open minded guy, whatever you two do behind closed doors is between you, spectral, and that little Asian boy who’s not sure why the door locks from the outside.
9. 2024-12-08 at 9:27 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Grimace Which, speaking of a proper lynching, the victim would likely blackout from blood loss to the brain long before oxygen deprivation.
   
   Lynching isn't as bad as it seems.
   
   For any 90s kid that did the "pass out game", it's like that, except you never wake up

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by shitty titty Oh God. Here we go.

   
   No he’s right. My friend hung himself and I don’t think he did a drop hanging but I’m still waiting to get to police and coroners report but yeah he probably freaked the fuck out for like 30 seconds and then just passed out.
   
   I’ll let you know when I know for sure though
10. 2024-12-08 at 9:25 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Grimace While SpectraL might be my arch rival, he sometimes drops bits of knowledge. It just so happens he knows how to do a proper lynching, is all.

    
    Oh I didn’t know you two were rivals.
    What is that? Is it some sort of gay slang for jerk off buddy or something?
11. 2024-12-08 at 9:23 PM UTC in I accidentally fingered Lanny today
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Lanny is grateful to have been deeply touched by so many people and on so many occasions.
12. 2024-12-08 at 9:23 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    No I’m a youngin I wasn’t around for those times but I like to listen!!!
13. 2024-12-08 at 9:22 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Awww, listen to you two old lovebirds reminisce
14. 2024-12-08 at 9:19 PM UTC in I accidentally fingered Lanny today
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have began a correspondence with our website owner. Don’t ask me how I got his phone number… I had to do some things I’m not proud of and don’t want to talk about it.
    But shortly after our conversation began, I received a text message from a number I did not recognize, with an ominous message attached. It simply read” hello”
    this couldn’t be a coincidence, I thought, so I promptly messaged lanny to ask if he had given anyone my number. Shortly after I sent that message I received a follow up text from the same number that said “
    Yes, this is Lisa from ALLSTARSIT. We have different job openings. Please note: These jobs have a good salary range, earning between $200- $800. You can settle every day. Has an American SSN. ------- If you don't mind. Can we send you job listings, salary package descriptions and other information via the same number on Whatsapp?”
    And then another message from lanny who was very upset at me fingering him in the way I did. It did not matter to him that it was an accident.
    
    Anyway, use this thread to discuss times you’ve fingered lanny or have wanted to finger lanny or even times you’ve been fingered by lanny.
15. 2024-12-08 at 9:13 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Grimace We should bring back flash mob street justice with spontaneous lynchings, I say.

    
    Technically there’s nothing stopping you Panny. I say go for it.
16. 2024-12-08 at 9:12 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by shitty titty No I am pretty puzzled. Scattered in a thousand pieces.

    
    He’s the Lego man.
    He blocks.
    Like Lego blocks.
    And gets blocked a lot
    Like Lego blocks
    Get it?!?!
    Did you get it?!?
    
    
    
    
    
    fuys?
17. 2024-12-08 at 9:10 PM UTC in Hey i heard there was a video of ratface and HTS.
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The advice works very poorly for hangings.

    
    I disagree
18. 2024-12-08 at 9:09 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just research it. It's all public record. This clown was literally installed by the West as a dictator.

    
    I disagree
19. 2024-12-08 at 9:08 PM UTC in I feel like I would have been such a fucked up guy
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm how about shutterfly?

    
    only my mudda calls me that, fat boy.
20. 2024-12-08 at 9:07 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Al-Assad is a CIA/Mi6/DGSE/Mossad operative, installed as an obedient puppet.

    
    i disagree