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Posts by MEGA MOLE

  1. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back when diver's watches were a thing only 1% of owners actually dived.

    You can use it to time literally anything though, the point was that it's a mechanically completely simple way to include a timer functionality with no additional mechanisms other than just a rotating bezel that can be separate from the waterproofed envelope and is easy to interact with.

    It's just a "current time when I started" marker.
  2. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Ya I got raped by a rotato once
  3. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Also the dial markings are now used as an aesthetic choice but back in the day they were supposed to be for diving watches, e.g. to use as a dive timer, especially the rotating bezels. So like you could rotate the bezel so the arrow points at the current time, then the minute hand will tell you exactly how many minutes have elapsed along the marked bezel. So say you have a 20 minute oxygen tank, you can mark and time 10 minutes exactly rather than remembering "I went in at 10:33, now it's 10:47, 47-33=14 minutes I've been under".
  4. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Yea not a fan of NATO straps either.
  5. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Unless you can find an example then isn't self-explanatory because it doesn't exist.

    I mean it's a robot which rapes, that's pretty straightforward id think
  6. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Wtf is a rapebot.

    Pretty self explanatory tbh
  7. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Enigma Would the person receiving the text messages have to already own a rapebot?

    I feel like if you buy a rapebot it's just a sex bot

    Like I said, it totally changes the calculus. Let's stick to interpreting pure text by humans
  8. MEGA MOLE Houston
    What if the text was received and interpreted by an AI rapebot on the other end? Id say that totally changes the calculus.
  9. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Only text based communication, let's say it's a completely unrelated man and a woman conversing from opposite sides of the planet but their continuing the conversation is enforced.
  10. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Do you think it's possible to rape someone purely via text?
  11. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Big fan of Mickey Mouse
  12. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Enigma That watch looks like something a homosexual astronaut would wear on the moon

    It's worn by millions of nautical-nauts on the ocean every day
  13. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Newman was a loser, a bum, he didn't know his ass from a fucking hole in the ground
  14. MEGA MOLE Houston
    I think newer technology is better in that specific department actually

  15. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Still there's a different feeling to something made of 500 delicate cogs and gears and springs and windings and flywheels and tourbillions and stuff.
  16. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Aviator shades, fresh haircut, collar shirt with rolled up sleeves, and this bad boy I rock so well

  17. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What do you think of G-shocks?

    When you talk about engineering are you only talking about auto-winding watches? It's the only thing that is guaranteed to work when Russia and China finally get fed up and start hitting us with EMP's…. If we're lucky.

    They've got their place but that place isn't in my world. It's funny because I like and own some Casio digital watches and think they look quite cool. But no G-Shocks. I think they are great watches for people in rough professional etc.

    But yes I do just mean mechanical watches when I talk about the beauty and engineering etc. On some higher end watches, you get creative engineering require to create "complications" like moon phases and stuff like that. A lot of engineering was required to figure such mechanisms out and perfect them.

    Still, I do like digital watches too. On some level they are still functional objects and it's hard to beat a nice clear digital display for readability.

    As a bonus, like I said, some digital watches look pretty cool too. Like how can you not love this classic pirate looking mofo:

  18. MEGA MOLE Houston
    My watch is like my partner, my buddy, something so reliable I could lose my sense and come back, and defer to it to have kept track while I was out. A watch is like a soldier, a partner, a keeper of accounts. It's a precision machine that is always by my side and it does exactly one very specific set of things, and it does so hyper reliably. It is like if "competence" was condensed into one artifact of human origin, it would be watches.
  19. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Somehow every time I go looking at watches, I find like 50 that surprise and delight me in new ways. There are son many out there already and then there's new ones released all the time! And in such a tiny target envelope, people make such lovely and tasteful designs, sometimes they're even fun and wild and still manage to pull it off with class!

    Watches are expressive. They tell you a lot about the designer. More importantly, they tell you a lot about the man wearing them. There's so much room to choose, both well and poorly. Like if I see a fucker wearing an Invicta, I know he is lost.
  20. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Dirtbag What do you love about watches?

    "A dandy on the boulevards (…), strolling at leisure until his Breguet, ever vigilant, reminds him it is midday."
    Alexander Pushkin
    Eugen Onegin, 1825-1833


    They used that in a Breguet ad too and specifically

    "… ever vigilant…"

    That was a perfect articulation of what attracted me to watches.

    A modern watch is a beautiful object. It's a lot more engineering than most people care to think about, packed into a a perfectly compact envelope. Back in the day, timepieces were artifacts of cutting edge engineering. You should look up "Marine Chronometer" and read about the history, take a moment to appreciate what it took to get to a modern watch.

    Keeping time is important. It's critical. It is deeply fundamental to what makes us human now, not just in the past when we were primitive animals.

    So to me a watch is emblematic of a lot.

    Then there's the aesthetic aspect of it
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