2024-11-23 at 2:23 PM UTC
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I bought a head shaver
A lot of people reached out to me to tell me how much better my hair looks after I cut it so I was like okay so i gotta buzz it but i'm too stupid to do a good job on it with the standard buzzer so I bought one of these SKULL SHAVERS, i had one before and itw as shit but now I got another one
it was only 20.50$ because of black friday presales and I got it at home, looking forward to trying it will post pics when i get home
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2024-11-23 at 2:12 PM UTC
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Super hot date
this community isn't good
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No. I'm a lot nicer and my cock is larger in person. Also I don't use profanity or slurs or anything. I also don't shout at people or just mock them at length.
Also I make more crow noises in person than I do online.
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SO there's a book fair and they closed down 4 streets. I walk up to the campus and like there's a small line of people walking past security, all with backpacks except they're people of color and a variety of ages.
They said to me "Sir, I need to see your fair registration paperworks or a school ID" so I give them my school ID and they said "okay we need to check your bag." and I guess I gave them a look of like what the fuck
Cuz they didn't check the other people's bags, one of them had a cart wiht a blanket covering whatever was inside, u see what im saying, so they tell me "This is done randomly, sir. We're not profiling you." which made me feel really profiled.
My backpack only had a wter bottle, a ntoebook and a computer in it, so then they let me in but im like damn bro u really think a middle age white man is gonna show up and do some hateful shit and I told my professor and he said "Well, you watch the news I'm sure." which made me feel even more profiled!@!!1
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!!!!
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2024-11-23 at 2:58 AM UTC
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I love attention
I love attention so much I follow people around online, start fights, download every app that another person uses and generally involve myself in everyone's business with my opinions and sentimentst even if I have no idea what's going on.
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I never got high off an edible
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That’s what happens when you eat edibles before school everyday
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I'm here to help and by help I mean creampie.
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2024-11-22 at 10:53 PM UTC
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What do you want for Crispmas?
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I would like someone to make breakfast for this Xmas.
I wouldn't even spit in it either.
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dude that dogs spine is broken
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Um you tell us gramps
Dude you're twice my age and half the cock
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Are you wearing a dress and bra right now?
Why are older men so creepy?
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2024-11-22 at 3:52 PM UTC
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My crispiest day today
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
so you have a vagina, is that what you are saying?
a very young one sir, ask lala
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2024-11-22 at 9:26 AM UTC
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**ANGER** going to rehab >:(
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
for a myriad of reasons the supply of fentanyl (my drug of choice) to my location has been severely reduced and the prognosis is not looking good. the two biggest cartels are currently at war (sinaloa and jalisco new generation) which i believe is whats caused this disruption in the supply chain. anywho...I'M PISSED! I LOVE DRUGS! a little too much. i have tried limiting myself to a strict methamphetamine based diet and that has not fully satisfied my cravings. alcohol and weed don't do it either. opiods just do it for me. the past 4 days i've spent $1900 on a bunch of stuff that doesn't even get me high. literally throwing money away. it sucks. i've been an IV drug user since 2012 and back in the day you knew what you were getting was legit pharmaceuticals (oxycontin) and then that got replaced by heroin and then with fentantyl. now they are replacing fentanyl with a veterinary tranquilizer called xylazine and not putting any fent in the bags. what the fuck? you hit it one time and go unconscious and wake up in withdrawal. no euphoria. it's so whack (wack?) i hate it. sooooo i'm tired of wasting money...hopefully the cartels can get their shit together. in the meantime i'm looking for a rehab to go to. i've been to rehab a bunch of times and never been able to put more than a year of clean time together but we shall see maybe it sticks this time. i hope it does. i would love to not need large amounts of drugs to do the most basic of tasks.
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igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
you ever try mega stuffed? it's fucking sick. my favorite are the red velvet cake flavor oreos. they are so hecking good it's gonna make me SQUIRT
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2024-11-22 at 3:39 AM UTC
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My crispiest day today
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
lucky for you tomorrow, i will be 23.
x2
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Got to try the MEGA stuffed ore
Did not like it
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2024-11-22 at 12:22 AM UTC
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My crispiest day today
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2024-11-21 at 11:40 PM UTC
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My crispiest day today
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
so you have a vagina, is that what you are saying?
Dude she's 15
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