Originally posted by Crispy
No bidet?
No, I'm poor
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Thanks for calling me concerned Brad.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I really wish I was joking but during a momentary lapse of judgement I hired a stripper named Mercedes to come and entertain me for the afternoon. Unknown to me at the time my wife was ahead of schedule and arrived early. Now I got this stripper on her way over and I've been trying to reach out to cancel but she's unresponsive and hasn't read my messages at all.
I'm starring out my window with a fist-full of "go-away" money hoping to run out and shoo her off before my wife wonders why the dog is barking and there's a cow in heels walking up to the door.
Sometimes when I'm bored I do stupid stuff and this time I may have went too far.
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I was looking up old Totse files (I am from Totse, many of you may remember me) and I came accrossthe Reddit page and eventually this forum.
Does Jeff Hunter still post here?
Looking forward to posting in Bad Ideas. I like the black-theme we now use.
Also looking to make friends. Do you guys have a chatroom by chance?
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2024-11-26 at 6:50 PM UTC
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I love my friends
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Even though you're an old bald man befriending 15yr old lolies?
I'm befriending you too
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2024-11-26 at 4:43 PM UTC
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Crispy Tuesday
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Alls I've done is stare at my phone drink energy drinks,smoked,and trolled on tkt0k I popped a dihydrocodeine this morning and feel pretty good plus I've got more codeine to take in a minute
I've got a match tonight. Watching men run around a field in cold temperatures with 20,000 other paying people:/
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2024-11-26 at 3:31 PM UTC
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How will you die?
Mine is 60% lower because i'm pretty.
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How much is it? Is it safe to be around cats and a little girl?
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2024-11-26 at 2:51 PM UTC
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Crispy Tuesday
Exciting!
I'm entitled and not going to go to my in person class. I am hoping to accomplish this chapter of accounting wit 75 minutes of the virtual zoom class.
A bunch of people are on the neighbors roof and i woke up thinking there was something crawling through my window.
I have the utmost belief we will both succeed today.
Tonight I am going to drink a big smoothie because I am smooth eeeee'EEEEEE
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Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina
cock-roaches dont have noses.
They do. Their noses are just so small you can't see them.
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What smell do roaches hate the most?
Citrus is one of the scents cockroaches are most known to hate, notably lemon and orange. Keeping a dish of lemon juice on your kitchen counter can deter these pests, as well as placing lemon peels around the home to discourage cockroaches from coming out of hiding.
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2024-11-26 at 3:23 AM UTC
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I love my friends
Thanks. I am thankful to have you in my life and appreciate this.
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No one cares about your video
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
baking soda mixed with some gooodies that roaches like will get the roach to eat the baking soda then he will explode cuz they cant burp
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Originally posted by Bradley
Bro I got sick from this
My friend had the same as this and mozzarella sticks and 3 mountain dews and felt fine.
Whack. Idk if there's something wrong with me but I can't do greasy fried foods anymore.
Dude, now you're transitioning your body already thinks it's a slim white woman. It's expecting tiny salads and shit...not that muck
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2024-11-25 at 8:42 PM UTC
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Starting hrt on Wednesday
When it comes time for surgery and they go to turn brad's dig bick inside out to make a neo-vagina they'll have enough skin to make 3 or 4 neovaginas goddam.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Cockroaches are prehistoric and have survived since the time of the dinosaurs. They know what they're doing.
so r u
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they are attracted to something, get rid of everything they like and replace it with death and pain
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2024-11-25 at 6:35 PM UTC
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Records/Tapes For Sale.
I bet you saved my dickpics, didn't you OP?
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