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Posts by Lanny Lanny

  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Can you blame heat wave on climate change? Eye-popping numbers suggest so.

    every year but different days of the year. there was some crazy 100 degrees in San Francisco in May of like 1900 just a few months after it had a record snow fall overnight of 8 inches (again.. like never heard of) on NYE

    the shit is insane. just different days of the year every 20 years or so another record is broken. its probably a natural earth cycle that takes 100 years to complete.
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You transitioned and now have a vagina, which you call your pet Man Gooch.

    the gooch is not a pussy you retard. its the space between genitals and your smudgehole aka shit pussy.

    update firmware at once
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I feel disorganised atm, haven't been awake long and its evening so I don't have much time to go buy food. I need to sort that first. Not happy about missing another summer day due to being nocturnal.

    you want me to buy you a pizza? just don't say I did it too look nice like kr0z did. FLMAO Wut a dik
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT on my way to work,, gonna get the second coat done on the down stairs and half the second coat on the upstairs.
    14500 Sq. feet at 1.20 per sq ft I'll be done in 12 days from start to finish.
    this is the biggest fastest job I ever scored, 70 gallons of paint and 24 rooms

    do you have a gravity less?
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT a trail sled is like a motorcycle or drift car
    a powder sled is more like a jet ski cuz ur out on open deep snow carving turns or a mud truck cuz ur down in the shit trying not to get stuck. or a hill climbing off road 190 hp rocket ship capable of going where no man has gone before.

    damn, you make a quick death sound moist af
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood HIV was never treatable

    Yes it is retard. It's not Curable but it's Treatable. ask Michael Jordon. 32 years or more on meds that normally gave a 2 year death sentence.
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Gigi was born in Boston but moved as a kid.

    but what was Boston like in the 70s and 80s or 90s? the drinking age in Boston in 1979 (and prior) was 17 fucking years old. 18 after that until 1984 until it was 20 and then 21 years of age by 1985-86


    some Juniors and seniors in highschool could legally drink on weekends. wtf

    I was starting highschool that year.


    I have a family history from Boston and Mass-hole Massachusetts going back to the early 1900s I read in my families ancestry. that and New Jersey. I always felt like I would of adapted on the east coast over California. but Im also happy I got to grow up here before the Leftoids destroyed it. they existed but weren't the oppressors back when I was young like today

    I bet Boston is all fucked up now too. Biden is a cunt
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I helped as well for driving away the snakes.

    St Patty Dirtbag
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I dunno why ppl are upset w people changing genders, they're less likely to breed.

    I'm not upset if they chose this. it's their life. what I'm upset about is how the LGBTxyz decided to go full blown Leftoid on people and push some fucked up agenda with children.

    there are conservative gays out there who wouldn't want the rainbow flag forced in schools and churches with drag queens and shit.

    How mentally fucking fucked. it's so fucking surreal I honestly believed I fucking died in 2012 and this is purgatory
  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I have proof now that you're a snake when you say you want to be friends. I wonder which of your friends I'll send it to first…

    me me me, I'm his fwenz
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vox Paid $20 for it

    that's more than I paid for your Momms
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Hey clam down. You’ll be happy to know you just helped me buy a new car.

    Oh.. some glow deals going down is there?
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala That’s not at all what the female gaze is. Like at all.

    you two should oil up and get inside the wading pool full of oatmeal. I got a finsky wagered on you even though she is a feisty mick
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I hate humid heat too. its so fucking gross. it got that way last year which is rare for the bay area.

    I love Las Vegas because it's super hot but dry as fuck. outside of picking sand boogers from my nose the last time I went, It was super neat walking around in shorts with my honky white legs and wearing a short sleeve shirt at midnight drinking a modela in my hand walking past cops. them not giving a fuck (Not sure if its legal or not)

    suddenly cheap houses in Las Vegas have been going through the roof. I knew I should of bought that condo 3 years ago
  15. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I can't imagine abandoning your property when there's a hurricane. I just don't get the mindset. I mean what if you need to fix something or tie something down?

    I didn't mean "Leave it behind" without boarding the windows first and tie'n shit down

    its probably smarter to head West towards El Paso or North east into Arkansas or some shit. because if its slams north and keeps going you wouldn't want to head towards Oklahoma. hell Oklahoma will probably get pounded with flooding rain. I just hope it doesn't blow through mexico and up into LA like it did last year. what a fucking mess that was
  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vox We all know you’re grylls

    Kafka is Grylls?

    so he's been dressing up like a woman?
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vox Correct. Attack democracy. We do not live in true representative democratic societies, no one does. Wake up

    You have to have democracy in order to bring the Old Republican (set in stone) laws back that the Far Leftoids destroyed

    its the radical left vs alt right. they're both heavy leaning. everything needs a balance. both sides are guilty. it's so comically fucked up ( in a dark sense) that it's just fun to hang on and live to see how it will turn out.

    I just feel sorry for the Zoomers while hating them at the same time for blaming me. I see how the housing market is a fucking joke. and that rich are buying up the homes to force them to be rented out. we need a surplus and the only way to do that is to rid ALL Far Leaning cunts. then there will be a surplus while the new government (after a massive nuclear war) will outlaw renting and everyone has multiple properties to be on a lottery for. everyone gets homes but you will have a lottery of who gets to chose first

    I'll be fine with a 2 and 2 house with a 2-4 acre spread
  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinkou I can understand mash

    im not old enough to understand the woz

    Because you're immature like Mash

    Women date faster than men. I'm about 20 years older than you and that's about right age for you to get with me. if I wasn't with Gigi of course

    cept maybe a Vegas moment. but I digress. Men age like Fine Wine, Women like Milk
  19. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma Don't fall in love now


    web based photo album viewer

    Brads face will be on Israels new Anti Terrorist Hamas-Brad
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag This is glass skin. It's achieved with the 10-step Korean skincare regime used night and day. I can testify it works.


    looks like an oily bitch. that used to be considered unattractive which is why women went to the powder room to dust their face

    or do cocaine. depending on the decade of corse
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