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Posts by Lanny Lanny

  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc how does that make you feel?


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  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I watched two venders yell at each other during the Cola Wars. I think one was a neighbor of a family member of mine but I didn't want to bring up the old laughs.

    apparently they would get bonus if they could get stores to reserve a end-cap for their displays.

    A better time in the history of Capitalism.
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by TacoBell no I don't want to be bad my brother went to jail for six months and he said it was bad really bad

    knock up a MILF. make her take care of you.

    Skooz fo sucka's, YO! Look at Julio Foolio.. He no go to skoo and he a millun air
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb I guess I'll die, everyone dies. You really think your apartment neighbor will know your having a heart attack.

    No but you might be able to knock on a fucking door before passing out in the hallway clutching your chest. try walking a hundred acres and get the same attention
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Hello Frens

    I'm not a cop btw.

    InVEstigator
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Do a crime. Go to the School of Hard Knox
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    who is this Rapper "Foolio"

    He got Snipped from this world in Tampa apparently. people crying about it.
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks

    I think the reference was from Clerks 2 where Jay did a Tuck while playing that song in the Silence of the Lamb.

  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that must be an old photo, they install anti sleeping spikes on benches nowadays

    throw an old matress on it. problem solved. even keeps the matress from sliding off. spike be like velcro
  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    wait.. whats happening?

    2 more weeks?
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't feel stiffled

  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I definitely was wondering ! Lmao

    you know what's really creepy is that this person and their car might of had a person inside the trunk and about to toss in a hole where he forces them to 'put the lotion on it'
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  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    That's a Jay quote quoting 'James Gumb'

  15. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Just remember folks, When you feel you got stiffed in life, know the universe is just another single-cell organism in a vast of a lifeform in the realm of other lifeforms on the surface of a giant planet sphere in another galaxy in once again another universe.

    and your life is nothing more than a puff of smoke. no one will know who you were in detail 50 years from now.

    we're all just here to keep the machine lubed

    Meanwhile back at the NIS estate...
  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Just normal cold war stuff, the cold war never stopped. Russia and the US fucking with each other way before I was born.

    Putin is demanding an Emergency Session which is usually reserved for a more serious matter. he's ready
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  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wonder Woman and Cat Woman comics.

    never been into cartoons. how can anyone get aroused by a cartoon?
  19. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    smells nice though. I love the smell of pine trees but its a short lived thing because you sinus swell up in 30 minutes
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the air strings when i breathe

    Oh yeah, I'v seen this in my backyard with evergreens.

    the worse is Pine Pollen. sappy ass shit stuck all over my car when we used to have one behind the condos we lived at 35 years back. but it starts off this yellow cloud and it's hell on the sinus but then starts to get sticky and drips everywhere.
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