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  1. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Also the dial markings are now used as an aesthetic choice but back in the day they were supposed to be for diving watches, e.g. to use as a dive timer, especially the rotating bezels. So like you could rotate the bezel so the arrow points at the current time, then the minute hand will tell you exactly how many minutes have elapsed along the marked bezel. So say you have a 20 minute oxygen tank, you can mark and time 10 minutes exactly rather than remembering "I went in at 10:33, now it's 10:47, 47-33=14 minutes I've been under".
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No, the horse hat was too far and way over the line and completely out of pocket.

    I would like to debunk this entire horse hat drama first of all
    1. That video was sent to BradleyB, not a child
    2. He is not naked in the video like bradley fantasizes about and it's not a video sent to a child, he is just shirtless for some reason
    3. Bradley is a known prolific liar

    All of these factors determined only leads to one conclusion ; The horse hat video was a completely innocent video of wariat showing off his K3wl!!!1! horsie hat to the chums in telegram only for bradley after smoking crack to take the video and run wild with false accusations and say he actually sent it to a child (whom he and fox admit are already in contact with) yeah smells fishy to me , may the horsehat salesman guide me towards the truth 🐴 ✨ 🗝️ 👨🏻‍💼 🤝🏼 🕴 💼 🐴
    🐴.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆🐴
    🤠🎠 The ♞ Happy 🐴 Horse 🏇 Hat 🦄 Salesman 🐎🎩

    Oh, the horse hat salesman, wise and true,
    In a world of chaos, he leads us through,
    With a hat upon the steed's noble brow,
    He guides us to clarity, here and now.
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sometimes when I hit the bodega I leave right before someone else in my building leaves and I end up walking a few steps behind them the entire way, cross the street at the same time, oh thanks for holding the door open for me, then stand behind them in line, and then FOLLOW THEM HOME and they hold the door open to let me in the building
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I turn 30 in a week what should I set my personality as???? White freestyle rapper? Sex guy? Bodybuilder? Computer Nerd?
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  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Is climate change making Florida's flooding worse?

    This will not end well for Florida. It is literally in the bulls-eye for climate impacts — e.g., hurricanes, sea level rise, extreme heat, extreme rainfall. This is already affecting human systems we rely on. For example, we can see cracks forming in Florida’s insurance market, with companies raising premiums or pulling out of high-risk areas altogether.

    The Florida government’s position might be good politics, but it’s not scientifically accurate. Ultimately, it will be the citizens of Florida who will suffer.
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  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Mik's watch.

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  7. MEGA MOLE Houston
    People who don't wear watches are losers, nobodies
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  8. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13510709/cervical-canadian-cancer-society-cervix-hole.html

    The non-profit said that 'many' non-binary people and transgender men have 'mixed feelings' or 'feel distanced' from the term cervix.

    'We recognize that many trans men and non-binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like "cervix",' the statement said.

    'You may prefer other words, such as “front hole.” We recognize the limitations of the words we’ve used while also acknowledging the need for simplicity. Another reason we use words like “cervix” is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too.'
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  9. Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers OP is Bradley? I thought OP was Fox.
    Fox is dead… died a tragic death. RIP FoxPaws 1862-2024 🥀🕊️🙏
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Meanwhile Afro-Americans call them, their ancestors, bootyscratchers. SMH... What 20% of white DNA does to a mfer.
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  11. Legitimately thought this was gonna be a pic of ur dick stretched across ur wrist.
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  12. MEGA MOLE Houston
    That honestly looks pretty shitty and gay bro. This is not to be mean but because I want you to rizz mad cuties and hoes and baddies, naameen? You need something more tasteful while still being functional and easy to read. The one you posted looks like a 12 year old picked it out from Dollar General if I'm being real. Very gaudy and visibly cheap looking.
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  13. Crispy African Astronaut
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Gay version of top secret is bottom secret…
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  15. Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enigma I'm not meeting up with anyone under 18. But solstice will
    Yeah, I’m gonna wait until I’m 19 and married until I meet you for our tea party
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  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'll keep going back until I've taken his hands. Then Lanny will be next.
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  17. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Atoms are pretty cool but you know what's even cooler? Mole-cools.
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.

    I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle… and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..

    kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
    And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"

    She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"

    She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.

    Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)

    But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam…




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  19. ner vegas African Astronaut
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler You couldn’t have worded this more awkwardly, but your right…..this forum essentially consists of 6-8 posters with multiple accounts posting the same toxic bullshit day after day, month after month, and year after year.

    Any time an actual “new poster” finds this place it’s only a matter of time before they tire of the incessant juvenile bullshit posted by the same profiles, and they disappear. This place is stagnant….has been since I first landed here.

    It’s becoming increasingly more obvious to me that when you surround yourself with losers you eventually start acting like a loser and engaging in the same shit these toxic idiots here spend their days doing, attempting to drag everyone down to their level with the same lame insults and used up comebacks…..it’s pathetic….this is what I’ve sunk to here in this cesspool of human waste.

    You see I do recognize the posting style…the targets….the retarded responses with the same spelling errors and grammatical mistakes to boot.

    The same toxic losers polluting everything around them……this place is a perfect example of the fact that what these 6-8 posters, who post all day every day regardless of the profile they’re posting from post, is simply a reflection of their putrid pathetic lives……lashing out because misery needs company and what better place to seek likeminded miserable losers.

    That said I’ll thank you for reminding me of what I’ve kind of known deep down for quite some time since finding this dump.

    I’m better than this…and if I continue to allow myself to be dragged into the swamp with you losers karma will bounce that shit right back into my path.

    Don’t bother with your overused kindergarten comments to this post because I’m out.

    Internet bullies who prey on others do so because they are broken people who are in pain, their behavior is a cry for help, help I honestly hope y’all get the help you need.

    👋🏼👋🏼 Later Losers
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