How much I love everything
Save your kisses
Save your love
One day you'll find your fit
Like a hand in a glove
I have trouble pissinf with an erectiom
2025-01-08 at 4:21 PM UTC
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New watch.
Probably will take it off in 5 years when I am making enough money to buy something even nicer.
2025-01-08 at 4:19 PM UTC
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New watch.
Damn mine was like 550 on sale 444.44 but my friend had all a goofy coupon that kinda looked forged honestly, then he had his veterans card, then he had a membership deal so it came to 250$.
It's an invicta diving watch and the first thing he tells me is to take it off when I shower
I'm like bruh it says it's good to go 200 leagues under the sea and he said ya take it off when you sleep too.
I haven't taken it off since they fitted it at point of sale.
My body turns both into belly fat. I get fat in jail cuz all they feed you is carbs and salt then I add honeybuns and noodles and start gambling so quickly i end up with a lot of chips and packets of peanut butter
So I end up eating grits and toast and eggs for breakfast. 2 sandwiches for lunch, then potatoes and meat sauce with more bread as the state trays.
Couple hours later it's chips and honey buns and Ramen noodles and I'm depressed so I want to eat more and that brings in peanut butter sandwiches and within a couple months I'm 20lb heavier
2025-01-08 at 3:43 PM UTC
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True Story
Or you'll get stretched out by some retard with a big dick and low emotional intelligence
But if I got locked up first thing I'm getting is six honey buns, 7 shrimp Ramen noodles and a bag of instant coffee
I still drink instant coffee every morning
What causes the sensation of needing to pee by women while being fucked?
I've noticed this and believe there's some feminine Magick and potential for squirming going on.
Take a screenshot of the photo and use imgbb
2025-01-08 at 3:26 PM UTC
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True Story
After what happened, I will never entertain the notion of a relationship with someone i meet online until I see a full body photo of them.
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