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2024-05-25 at 10:55 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-26 at 5:56 AM UTC in Getting into chokewanking
Originally posted by trippymindfuk I fall asleep with cigarettes all the time, lol every night. I guess I probably shouldn't smoke while I'm tired and in bed. My blankets have so many burn holes 😂 at least they are fsc now and go out, the oxy days I used to have burns the whole length of a cigarette from smoking while I was faded and falling out. I'm lucky I never burned anything down from being so careless.
dude you're lucky shit is flame retardant these days. Steve Marriott of Small Faces (Rock band) Died that way. I used to go and kiss my mom goodnight when I was a teen and she would be sleeping with a cig still burning in between her fingers. or drop it on the blanket. I would yell at her.
people used to burn to death all the time. smoking was super common in the 20s-70s and shit like polyester was made from gasoline. petral based plastic threads
its why Fire Fighters get Cancer because of all of the shit companies like Dow Chemicals "Better living through Chemistry" came from.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-26 at 10:28 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession'as a libra, my scale has a wobbly bottom'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-26 at 8:42 AM UTC in I need to drive 400 miles to see my momI get panic attacks when driving long drives. Gigi wants to go then doesn't . I will be pulling over for her to take a piss because she gets nervous on long trips. no way to take a plane and rent a car in that area shes in.
after listening to Kafka I felt I need to go see my mom. she's just getting old and forgets shit in mid sentence. its super painful to see your Mom get old. I remember her young and full of energy. she still is super energetic but it's like she has no clue where she's heading off to.
I'm super energetic right now myself. I took gabapentin, SSRI and drank a fucking large Pepsi (sugar free) and cant sleep. feel like jumping in my car and head towards Oregon. like 6-7 hours if not much traffic. I have to go see a doctor on Tuesday though.
all these different appointments too between Gigi and I. various stuff from Dentist surgery to Derm for taking this cancery thing off my back she cut off last year. fucking thing feels like a pinch everytime it rubs against my shirt.
its a pre cancer squamis something. mutating ass mole.
that's what I get for being 1 shade above albino to look like a tan Californian when I was in my teens and 20s.
the sun is brutal
I fucking hate you BradleyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-25 at 11:16 PM UTC in Today is day 5 of not eatingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-26 at 2:46 AM UTC in Users I will NEVER have sexual intercourse with (and why)
Originally posted by Bradley First off you gotta limit your share to 1-3 users and just take a little time to explain why you would never have sex with that person.
1- Paul Wozny, has a little dick, big man boobs, looks like he smells like a dirty rug, very low stamina, eats a lot of nasty food (greasy, oily) and kinda like I feel his skin would have that residue on it. Plus he's kinda like will want to "teach me" about these conspiracy theories like Jeff Hunter doing 9/11, archive.org and Jeff Hunter colluding to delete Totse files, and how the Communist elite of Berkeley targets him for harassment and gang stalking. UGLY.
First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women
next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.
I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.
I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.
Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-26 at 2:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentShe has a chest infection. I dont know how Im gonna make it without stimulants.
What the actual fuck, Kafka?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-25 at 4:21 AM UTC in Who is your favorite female character on this forum?Yet I have the roundest tits
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2024-05-25 at 10:49 PM UTC in Sir, Is that your Penis you severed?I dont really love it, I feel bad for him. that's the proper response. I wouldn't want that to happen to me out there riding. but i don't hot-dog riding around and showing off either.
literally the only time I dumpped on pavement was when some punks pushed me into the back of a car with their car on purpose. When I woke up after face planting there was some Black guy laughing and yelling "Worldstar" while holding his phone at me. pieces of shit lowlife mother fuckers.
somewhere out there is a video of me getting pushed into the back of a car on my bike.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-25 at 2:20 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Havn't heard this in 30 plus years
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2024-05-24 at 4:31 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWaking up, another day in Clown World.
((Gets coffee))
CLOWN WORLDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-25 at 4:20 AM UTC in Deport All of ThemBiden was accused of plagiarizing a speech by Neil Kinnock, leader of the British Labour Party. Kinnock's speech, delivered to a Welsh Labour Party conference on May 15, 1987, and then rebroadcast during the UK 1987 general election, made reference to his background and that of his wife Glenys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden_1988_presidential_campaign#:~:text=Biden%20was%20accused%20of%20plagiarizing,that%20of%20his%20wife%20Glenys.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-25 at 4:16 AM UTC in Some of you people are quite miserable.
Originally posted by Bradley I have a couple times
I was shot at and stabbed in the right side of the chest and had my ear slashed once but the ear was slashed by a friend playing with a hedge clipper and said he was trying to cut the button off my cap but (ahmmm) slipped and sliced my ear instead.
so I cut his head off decades later and buried him in my backyard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-24 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-23 at 3:47 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-22 at 10:07 PM UTC in Random image threadSimpler time 1959
happy to just exist. no computer games, no "must have that 100k dollar kitchen setup, kids learned about gravity the hard way and it made them stronger and enjoyed life that much moreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-22 at 7:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Dirtbag Why does this forum have celtic cross background?
Originally posted by Buff Billy it's one of the grand mysteries of the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON along with the screaming electron and the temple itself
even the font of "TOTSE" remains a mystery. I trace the origins to the early 2000s before the "endless summer of kidiots"
something seems off about the newtotse logo. the "new" and".com" parts seem to be done by hand. I can tell the O is copied from the O in "totse" this must be the hand work of helladamtooth and it's very sloppy I must say like a cheap chinese knockoff. I don't think he knows the font either.
it's funny because I saw this on 4chan and capt it. kind of what dirtbag was asking
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2024-05-22 at 6:08 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-22 at 6:06 PM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-21 at 12:28 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
