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Posts by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy

  1. Originally posted by Narc I think you mean teddy boys. Teddy bears are a kids stuffed animal named after Teddy Roosevelt.


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    Oh my bad. before my time. though I think some of the 80s bands tried to bring it back. Vespas were a thing but those were Mods
  2. Originally posted by ner vegas why would you post PI of someone who doesn't post here and explicitly asked you not to

    What the Literal Fuck are you talking about? I don't even know his FUCKING PI, DIPSHIT.
  3. Originally posted by goodarticle1 The "Mediterranean weight loss plan" is primarily based on the traditional nutritional styles of countries across the Mediterranean, which includes Greece, Italy, and Spain. The diet advocates consuming greater veggies, culmination, beans, nuts, fish and unsaturated fats, pro with sparkling herbs including BOILING-olive oil, garlic, onions and tomatoes.

    FTFY
  4. Originally posted by ner vegas I'll throw some boiling olive oil on him, see how he likes it

  5. Also Im back on and just letting lose on here because NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS ANYMORE
  6. Originally posted by Narc Just starting to realize how weird you are bro

    Welcome to nis


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    Dude, I am the oldest OG Totse member from Dialup Days

    Spec claims he is older but who knows
  7. Originally posted by Vox You're everyone's type ;)

    Our 44th President actually hired a Totse member




    Harper Reed "TOTSE FOREVER" on his own Bio Page.

    he talks about finding a recipe to blow shit up and blew up a hay stack worth 20k dollars.
  8. Originally posted by Vox Yes I am an old totse lurker and just found this site through a reddit post. Do you guys remember HTS sticking a hi-lighter up his ass? That was a real classic! Looking forward to making new friends and getting back into some good old forum hijinks. For example, when that guy prank called Bill Keller's tv show! That's right I remember all of the old totse things because I was a lurker on totse.
  9. I get panic attacks when driving long drives. Gigi wants to go then doesn't . I will be pulling over for her to take a piss because she gets nervous on long trips. no way to take a plane and rent a car in that area shes in.

    after listening to Kafka I felt I need to go see my mom. she's just getting old and forgets shit in mid sentence. its super painful to see your Mom get old. I remember her young and full of energy. she still is super energetic but it's like she has no clue where she's heading off to.

    I'm super energetic right now myself. I took gabapentin, SSRI and drank a fucking large Pepsi (sugar free) and cant sleep. feel like jumping in my car and head towards Oregon. like 6-7 hours if not much traffic. I have to go see a doctor on Tuesday though.

    all these different appointments too between Gigi and I. various stuff from Dentist surgery to Derm for taking this cancery thing off my back she cut off last year. fucking thing feels like a pinch everytime it rubs against my shirt.

    its a pre cancer squamis something. mutating ass mole.

    that's what I get for being 1 shade above albino to look like a tan Californian when I was in my teens and 20s.

    the sun is brutal


    I fucking hate you Bradley
  10. Originally posted by Grimace Here is the torrent magnet link for that book. You will need a torrent client obviously. There aren't a lot of seeders for it at the moment, but I will try to find another.

    is that algebra for dummies?
  11. Originally posted by Bradley Hey banana bread bud

    stop Necro fucking the garbage bin, faggot
  12. I miss my dog. he died from cancer

  13. Originally posted by Narc I was just walking my friends staff but he didn't have a lead. The fucking thing ran off and attacked some little kids dog and being the only person there I had to go in and drag the staff out by the collar then gave it a kick to show it who's boss. Poor little kid was screaming like he was freaked right out but I had to get the staff in quick in case it went again. Only thing that bothered me was people might think it was my dog tho.


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    I had an American/Staffy mix. that little fucker was a runt but crazy as shit. cops came to our house to do a report on someone who broke into my house, and he was trying to gnaw on the metal gate door when I opened the front door. the cops were laughing when I threw him in the bathroom and shut the door.

    I just laughed and said, he clearly scared the guy off trying to break in. I'm super glad they didn't mag dump on the little guy.

    I told my cousin to give him a swift kick which he did. slammed the fucker into the wall because he was trying to bite on his groin.

    but he was very protective of my kids so I kept him around.
  14. Originally posted by ner vegas so your problem with Bradley stabbing the dog was that it survived? he didn't kill it hard enough?

    fuck you wozny, you're disgusting

    don't flip this on me. I love animals and Im saying if the Dog was a piece of shit savage "Pit Bull" as they'r classified as, I am saying that stabbing it is like you biting it.. it will fight to it's death. clearly this dog might of been part bull but it was a mix and too much of a fucking pussy to warrant being stabbed.

    I was stating if it was vicious, they suggest first throwing water on it. if that doesn't work then put a cup of water in the microwave and come back and just pour it on top of the fucking dog. that dog is going to get put down by the dog pound because if a dog is that aggressive it has to be put down. they observe it for a week to see if it changes and test it while it's eating. I know this shit. but 99% of the time, if the dog is as aggressive as Bradley stated, they would have taken the dog to the pound and put it down.

    they didn't they showed the dog was scared looking. not even barking at the news crew,, cowarding under the fucking bed with sad eyes.

    Bradley was high AF or drunk and wanted to fight his room mate or some shit. like two drunken gay lovers going at it.

    HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS ABOUT ME, ALDRA
  15. Originally posted by Bradley Made what?



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy

    ^Me
  16. eating after not having food or water after a long period is like Rashambo doing his normal routine before going to prison once he got out. the body is like 'NOOOO TOO MUCH"
  17. Originally posted by Bradley So you went all these days without eating to binge on fried chicken and pizza? Nigga just eat salad everyday

    sounds like a good way to shock your system and have heart failure or your shrunken stomach suddenly bursts because you ate the way you did before fasting. which is why they give people small amounts of water to drink first after starving.
  18. Originally posted by Bradley Bro my bad it's very light orange. The mild one. Coz ur mild and no one wants u

    that's Cheese sauce you DIP SHIT
  19. I'm Horse Radish.
  20. Originally posted by DontTellEm No one made u read it. Ffs

    did you find it sexy?
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