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Posts by Charles Ex Machina

  1. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    thanks
  2. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Evil comes in in all shapes and limbs.

    and facial disfigurement
  3. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sexually aggressive female 15-year olds are rare.

    how familiar are you with sexual habits and characteristics of 15 year olds.
  4. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) it's like a broken record with these people.

    "You think women in 1945 Berlin had it bad, dealing with potentially being raped by the entire Red Army? What about women in America in 2024?


    theyre still getting raped tho.

    by strength and diversity.
  5. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What do you call a dinosaur that uses the cheapest toilet paper?

    A MegaSoreass.

    what do you call it when you had watery shits and then you try to wipe your ass but your wet asshole cause the toilet paper to disintegrate and you ended up with a finger/fingers halfway in your ass.
  6. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, just no. Regardless of what you mean by "in space" your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn".

    1. If by "in space" you mean, like all the people who have ever been to space, in a spacecraft your dick would be just fine.
    2. If by "in space" you mean not in a spacecraft nut in a spacesuit, like every person who has ever left a spacecraft, then the suit is heated and your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn".
    3. If by "in space" you mean in the vacuum of space outside of a spacecraft without a spacesuit your dick still would not "shrivel up into an acorn". Your blood would boil even at -275°. This would cause your dick to explode just like your eyeballs along pretty much every soft chewy morsel of you.

    theres a lot of dicks in this post.
  7. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Catholic church is an agent of evil.

    show me with this doll where did the agents of evil touched.
  8. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll donate all my used empty cigarettes packs. But you can't have them until I've used them. No new unused empty cigarette packs for you.

    whoa.

    geriatric jokes.
  9. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley nice dog

    nicer in soup
  10. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    queerbeck
  11. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    the lack of skin on display is disappointing itt.
  12. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if you bend over in space you will flip upside down

    and getting cocked
  13. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley This thread makes me happy

    this must be how cucks feel
  14. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    women with penis are empirically better at jacking men off then women who dont have penis.
  15. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Crispy Ild pics of wariat, he looks so young its nasty

    will you commit lewd and lascivious acts with him then tho,
  16. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley Cock addiction is very difficult to test for

    it can be detected with an anal blot test
  17. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    mail and post offices will vote on "americans" behalf
  18. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Some of the AI narrators are actually really good.

    This one needs to be read by an age, gender and accent appropriate AI though (34, F, Berlin actual German).

    what ?

    dats racist.

    it shouldve been read by a heavily melanized, knappy haired, highly empowered, vagina equipped person in heavy ghetto accent.
  19. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    literary terror
  20. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It doesn't have to make sense to you.



    the sloppery slip that leads to insanity
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