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Posts by Charles Ex Machina
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2024-10-07 at 4:13 PM UTC in My anus is very sore and chaffed.thanks
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2024-10-07 at 4:11 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
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2024-10-07 at 4:11 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
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2024-10-07 at 3:59 PM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) it's like a broken record with these people.
"You think women in 1945 Berlin had it bad, dealing with potentially being raped by the entire Red Army? What about women in America in 2024?
theyre still getting raped tho.
by strength and diversity. -
2024-10-07 at 3:56 PM UTC in My anus is very sore and chaffed.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What do you call a dinosaur that uses the cheapest toilet paper?
A MegaSoreass.
what do you call it when you had watery shits and then you try to wipe your ass but your wet asshole cause the toilet paper to disintegrate and you ended up with a finger/fingers halfway in your ass. -
2024-10-07 at 3:49 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, just no. Regardless of what you mean by "in space" your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn".
- If by "in space" you mean, like all the people who have ever been to space, in a spacecraft your dick would be just fine. ▒
- If by "in space" you mean not in a spacecraft nut in a spacesuit, like every person who has ever left a spacecraft, then the suit is heated and your dick would not "shrivel up into an acorn". ▒
- If by "in space" you mean in the vacuum of space outside of a spacecraft without a spacesuit your dick still would not "shrivel up into an acorn". Your blood would boil even at -275°. This would cause your dick to explode just like your eyeballs along pretty much every soft chewy morsel of you.
theres a lot of dicks in this post. -
2024-10-07 at 3:46 PM UTC in I sin too much
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2024-10-07 at 3:45 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
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2024-10-07 at 3:40 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2024-10-07 at 7:09 AM UTC in Global Surface Temperatures Are Rising Faster Now Than At Any Time In The Past 485 Million Yearsqueerbeck
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2024-10-07 at 7:08 AM UTC in 🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖the lack of skin on display is disappointing itt.
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2024-10-07 at 7:05 AM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
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2024-10-07 at 7:03 AM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2024-10-07 at 7 AM UTC in Question for Men Onlywomen with penis are empirically better at jacking men off then women who dont have penis.
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2024-10-07 at 6:58 AM UTC in Me and two teens
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2024-10-07 at 6:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2024-10-07 at 6:22 AM UTC in What happens to America if nobody votes?mail and post offices will vote on "americans" behalf
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2024-10-07 at 6:21 AM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Some of the AI narrators are actually really good.
This one needs to be read by an age, gender and accent appropriate AI though (34, F, Berlin actual German).
what ?
dats racist.
it shouldve been read by a heavily melanized, knappy haired, highly empowered, vagina equipped person in heavy ghetto accent. -
2024-10-06 at 11:36 PM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forumsliterary terror
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2024-10-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)