Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-10-08 at 1:48 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What about the little boys, what did they say?

   
   idk, i dont do boys
2. 2024-10-08 at 1:47 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, tens of thousands of people and animals die every year in the US from brief afternoon showers…

   
   maybe you wanna check their cancer rate per capita.
3. 2024-10-08 at 1:42 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me .....
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A free flowing fluid with no visually discernible "thickness" to it. Semen is thick, vomit is thick, mild diarrhea is thick…coffee should be as thin as your Asian penis.

   
   
   
   thickness does not exclusively refers to a liquids viscosity.
4. 2024-10-08 at 1:41 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
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   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans do seem to be afraid of it. Whenever I'm coming out of Aldi and it's raining I just walk to my car as if it's just another day back home in Manchester…meanwhile the Americans all gather at the entrance afraid to step out and get the water on them shaking their heads and saying to each other "oooh it's terrible isn't it" or "look at that idiot walking to his car as if it's nothing!"

   
   thats because "american" air is polluted and full of toxic industrial chemicals. the first wave of rain usually have the highest concentration of dissolved toxic chemicals.
5. 2024-10-08 at 1:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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   Originally posted by Crispy Its actually horrible, it always crushed my toes and gave me splinters from wood

   
   if i were your uncle id have let you use my lap as your see saw.
   
   every little girl that have rode my lap see saw said it was an unforgetable experience.
6. 2024-10-08 at 12:19 PM UTC in Meanwhile, in England
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   loycense ann cock registration please
7. 2024-10-08 at 12:17 PM UTC in Me and two teens
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   disposable, single-use cats
8. 2024-10-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me .....
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If your coffee is "Thick" you're doing it wrong…

   
   what should it be then
9. 2024-10-08 at 12:07 PM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
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   great timing itt.
   
   everytime lanny manstruates he starts banning people left and right for filmsiest reasom imaginable.
10. 2024-10-08 at 12:05 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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    Originally posted by ner vegas
    
    
    IDF invasion of South Lebanon going so poorly that they're now using UNIFIL peacekeeping forces at Marun ar Ras as human shields
    
    (first image taken by an Irish unit of a Merkava refusing to leave their base)

    
    the UN and the irishes shouldnt be there in the first place.
11. 2024-10-08 at 12:04 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) They won't bomb the oil, it's too much like what Saddam did. But they will pretend like they will as a feint. The oil is good for keeping Iran rich,and rich people don't want war and have lower birthrates. If you hate somebody, make them rich.
    
    Obviously they're going to be going all in on attacking the nuclear program, since that is actually a threat.

    
    iran is relatively rich and has been so since like 2016,
12. 2024-10-08 at 12:08 AM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
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    transcurrency
13. 2024-10-08 at 12:01 AM UTC in My anus is very sore and chaffed.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this is why Europeans use a Biden

    
    you mean mooseleems in european countries
14. 2024-10-07 at 11:57 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What if 2 bodies are side by side and of equal gravitational pull.

    
    its call being gay
15. 2024-10-07 at 11:55 PM UTC in Hurricane Milton
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    Originally posted by Bradley Gonna drop off 2 cases of water for my old roommate and my dog tomorrow morning

    
    why do you have to drop them like a soap
    
    cant you put them down nicely.
16. 2024-10-07 at 11:50 PM UTC in How climate change is driving up food prices around the world
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    > reduces the size of herd farmers can have to reduce carbon footprint because climate change
    
    > blame climate change for the increase in the price of meat
17. 2024-10-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in You cannot drop things in space
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    Originally posted by Far McFar this forum is like a bunch of 5th grade detention failures trying to correct each others science.

    
    no u
18. 2024-10-07 at 4:43 PM UTC in Ban off topic posts in topical forums
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pearls to swine or what?

    
    wearing testicles on his shoulder
19. 2024-10-07 at 4:32 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me .....
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    oh no, not the instant coffee.
    
    the one i actually have.
    
    
    
    does the "expresso preparation" thing means it can only be made with a machine.
20. 2024-10-07 at 4:20 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me .....
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    why a small bag of coffee like this
    
    
    
    can make a decent 600ml cup of thick coffee but with "expensive" italian coffee such as this
    
    
    
    it takes about 2½ (chinese) soup spoon to make a half liter cup that taste barely like coffee.
    
    i dont understand fuys