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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE anyone wanna make a bet on how "kafkas" adventure at the school goes?

    There will be no adventure.

    Fake situation made up for attention.
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  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    have an energy drink with a ton of caffeine and all the bullshit they says hydrates you or makes you alert and shit but doesnt actually do shit and maybe have 2 versions, one with some alcohol in it and one with no alcohol and call it GNAR CAN and the slogan can HAD A FEW TOO MANY? GNAR CAN WILL BRING U BACK TO LIFE

    and then for the marketing campaign what were gonna do is make a fuckton of tiktok bots and make a gnarcan challenge for one and then were going to start a rumor that 2 teenagers died doing it and their parents were like WE DONT WANT U DRINKING THAT SHIT ITS FROM THE DEVIL and make a fake news story that the RIAA made us put a parental advisory MUST OBTAIN PARENTAL PERMISSION BEFORE DRINKING THIS SHIT on the can. this will start a huge craze and americas youth will switch from monster to gnarcan seemingly overnight.

    next we start a rumor that someone actually was dying of a fentanyl overdose on the floor and their friend who was there using with them didnt have any actual narcan but there just happened to be a can of gnarcan lying there so they used it as a last resort and the proprietary blend of synthetic caffeine and 57 other supplements and chinese manufactured mystery stimulants was enough to keep their heart beating long enough for paramedics to arrive and resuscitate them. certainly this marketing campaign will result in at least a couple deaths but we'll be sure to write on the can NOT ACTUAL NARCAN DO NOT USE FOR SUSPECTED OPIOID OVERDOSE so that way we can technically obey both the government law and of course the natural law of natural selection while bringing in the big bucks and bitches always follow the big bucks.

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  4. milk crate desks are the best espeically when you get fucked up and trip over it and everything goes flying

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  5. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to eat 400-500 ug when I re-up in the next couple days, in the comfort of my own home, with the loving company of my pets that I most certainly don't need to worry about wigging out and killing.

    I've had to turn down sales of psychedelics to people who I didn't feel were mentally fit for it, profits be damned. I don't want to be responsible for that kind of evil in someone's life.
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  6. Originally posted by HadrianusAugustus Yes i know, however if you consider the all the drugs traded, lsd and honestly all hallucinogens in general make up only a tiny % of all drugs traded, literally every other drug is more popular than lsd nowadays

    This doesn't reflect production statistics at all and i'm going off historical UN world drug report data. These labs simply cannot go belly up and someone picks it up and gets a source and sells it on the darknet out of the blue 10 years later.

    It's like a tap, a sacred tap. Just because the world isn't buying it or the drug isn't popular or RC's take over the market there will always be enough people in the world to support production which means it will never stop completely

    I believe it's a Holy blessed decentralized market that is protected by God because it's a market that adheres to moral values, or something.
    This just means we all need to eat more LSD and if anyone has a source they need to eat more and give it out for free

    There is enough LSD in the world right now to dose everyone on the planet several times over, and when it all degrades there will be the exact same amount at all times. It's theoretically impossible to have a "shortage" of LSD anywhere due to the nature of the compound.

    I think the phrase "YOu don't find LSD, it finds you" still holds water in this regard
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  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    would it be feasible for a small terrorist group or something like that with access to money in the millions of dollars to plan an intentional dump of a fuckton of oil in strategic areas of the worlds oceans so that the resulting spill would drastically fuck shit up or maybe even eventually cause a massive die off of such large portions of the worlds ecosystem that it would jeopardize life on earth as we know it?
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  9. Originally posted by Føx I don’t have any alts. idk who the fuck all these randoms are in this thread I always assume they’re scron or A College Professor. Unlike most of you schizos I have a life.

    I really wanted to stop coming back here for a while but now I’m on an autistic obsessive revenge mission against Kafka and will stop at nothing to destroy her. Sound familiar? Shoe’s on the other foot now, you fat whore. But unlike you I have resources and I actually know where the fuck you are

    Chronically online nutjobs and pedos fighting eachother on the internet?
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  10. Originally posted by Kafka He's also Hadrian and you'll notice that user is misogynistic af then suddenly changes to try and act decent. It's creepy.
    Everyone’s misogynistic. If you want to accuse someone of being an alt at least look at the text patterns. They’re not similar at all
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai dilate me daddy UwU

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  12. Kafka sweaty
    If your answer to the last question is no you're going to be found and sent to a psych ward. Lanny will have to hand over your details to law enforcement.
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    CAM ON INGERLAND BRN SOM FACKIN COAL

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